He had a patient lying at death's door, Some three miles from the town-it might be four; He wrote this verse; Which, one would think, was clear enough "When taken, "To be well shaken." Next morning, early, Bolus rose; goes; Who a vile trick of stumbling had For what's expected from a horse Bolus arriv'd; and gave a doubtful tap;- Knocks of this kind Are given by gentlemen who teach to dance: One loud, and then a little one behind; Out of their fingers. The servant lets him in, with dismal face, John's countenance as rueful look'd, and grim, "Well, how's the patient?" Bolus saidJohn shook his head. "Indeed!-hum! ha!-that's very odd! "He took the draught?"-John gave a nod. "Well,-how?-what then?-speak out, you "dunce!" "Why then"-says John-" we shook him once." "Shook him!-how ?"-Bolus stammer'd out:We jolted him about.” 66 "Zounds! shake a patient, man!-a shake won't "do." "No, sir-and so we gave him two.” "Two shakes! od's curse! ""Twould make the patient worse." "It did so, sir!-and so a third we tried." "Well, and what then?"" then, sir, my master "died." THREE BLACK CROWS. BYROM. TWO honest tradesmen, meeting in the Strand, I have it from good hands, and so may you— From whose, I pray?-So having nam'd the man, Yes, Sir, I did; and if 'tis worth your care, But, by the bye, 'twas two black crows, not three. Resolv'd to trace so wondrous an event, Away goes he, and having found him out, Black crows have been thrown up, three, two, and ones Did you say nothing of a crow at all? THE YOUNG FLY AND THE OLD SPIDER. PINDAR. FRESH was the breath of morn-the busy breeze. As poets tell us, whisper'd through the trees, And swept the dew-clad blooms with wings so light; On this fair morn, a Spider who had set, "Good morrow, dear Miss Fly," quoth gallant Grim "Good morrow, Sir," reply'd Miss Fly to him— "Walk in, Miss, pray, and see what I'm about:" "I'm much oblig'd t'ye, Sir," Miss Fly rejoin'd, "My eyes are both so very good, I find, "That I can plainly see the whole without." "Fine weather, Miss"-" Yes very fine," Quoth Miss-" prodigious fine indeed!” "But why so coy?" quoth Grim," that you decline "To put within my bow'r "Tis simply this," your pretty head?" Quoth cautious Miss, "I fear you'd like my pretty head so well, "You'd keep it for yourself, Sir,-who can tell?” "Then let me squeeze your lovely hand, my dear, "And prove that all your dread is foolish, vain" "I've a sore finger, Sir; nay more, I fear "You really would not let it go again.” "Poh, poh, child, pray dismiss your idle dread; "I would not hurt a hair of that sweet head "Well, then, with one sweet kiss of friendship "meet me:" "La, Sir," quoth Miss, with seeming artless tongue, "I fear our salutation would be long: "So loving, too, I fear that you would eat me.” So saying, with a smile she left the rogue, THE WATER-FIENDS. COLMAN. ON a wild Moor, all brown and bleak, Lord Hoppergollop's country house. Here silence reign'd, with lips of glue, Neglected mansion!-for, 'tis said, Whene'er the snow came feathering down, Weep, Hoppergollop!-Lords may moan, Swift whirl the wheels.-He's gone.-A rose Unseen, must blush in wintry snows, Sweet, beauteous blossom!. 'twas the cook! |