Next, without much delay, But our next transformation's a lott'ry: Some are chang'd into cans, Some to pint-pots or pans— Some to tea-pots from Wedgewood's fam'd pott'ry! By this rule may we trace The world's great commander, A two-penny earthenware mug!! Bell tolls. Hamlet. But mum! here come King, Queen, and all the court; Let's stand aside awhile and see the sport. [Bell tolls. Enter FRIAR, KING, QUEEN, LAERTES, MARCELLUS, BERNARDO, GENTLEMEN, and LADIES, following the corpse of OPHELIA. Laertes. Must there no more be done? Friar. Steady, lad, steady; Don't talk of more-we've done too much already. Laertes. In with her then: (The coffin is put into the grave) and if, as gossips tell, Old maids are destin'd to lead apes in hell, What, my old sweetheart! plain (h). Hamlet. We're bewitch'd, 'tis Queen. (Scattering flowers) Instead of this, as I'm a living sinner, I thought t'have had soon a good wedding dinner. [The Gravedigger about to throw the earth into the grave. DUETT.-LAERTES AND HAMLET. (Tune-" Nancy Dawson.") Laertes. Sexton, throw aside your spade, Don't be in so much haste, my blade; Once more I'll buss the bonny maid, [Leaps into the grave. Now cover up the quick and dead, Hamlet (advancing). Who's ranting in so fine a strain ? Laertes. Pray, who are you? Hamlet. Hamlet, the Dane. Laertes. I'm glad I've caught you here again Now dam'me but I'll choak thee. [Springs out of the grave, and catches Hamlet by the throat. Hamlet. Let go my throat-don't squeeze so tight; For, tho' I'm not the first to fight, I'll thump you to your heart's delight,— Come tell me what you'll do, Sir? I'll rant as well as you, Sir. [Exeunt Hamlet and Horatio. Queen. Alas, he's crack'd! Awhile he'll growl like Towzer (i): Anon, he's patient as a hungry mouser (k). King. Good Gertrude, see your crazy son you make fast. [Exit Queen. And now, Laertes, we'll go home to breakfast. [Exeunt King, Laertes, &c. &c. SCENE V. A Hall in the Palace. Enter HAMLET and HORATIO. Hamlet. Horatio, I am sorry for this squabble; Enter OSRICK. Osrick. (To Hamlet) His Majesty hath made a match for you, Sir, Το spar with young Laertes- -a prime bruiser ; And betted him ten shillings to a crown That you, my lord, will give the first knock-down. They're all assembled, and but wait for you. Hamlet. Lead on: I'll fight him, Sir: I ne'er felt bolder. Horatio. I'll be your second. Osrick. I, your bottle-holder. [Exeunt. SCENE VI. The Court of Denmark. Flourish of trumpets and drums. KING and QUEEN seated-LAERTES, OSRICK, MARCELLUS, BERNARDO, GENTLEMEN, and LADIES, discovered. Enter HAMLET and HORATIO. King. To put an end to squabble, strife, and noise, [To Hamlet and Laertes. Hamlet. (To Laertes) Sir, I have done you wrong, and sorely rue it, But, on my word, I didn't go to do it; Therefore, let's make it up ;-come, don't be hard on Laertes. Enough; no man can do more than beg pardon. We're friends. Hamlet. With all my heart. Come, let's set to. Bring me the gloves. Laertes. And bring me a pair too. |