"For a month we'd neither wittles nor drink, Till a hungry we did feel, So we drawed a lot, and, accordin', shot "The next lot fell to the Nancy's mate, THE YARN OF THE “NANCY BELL." Then our appetite with the midshipmite FROM THE BAB BALLADS." "T WAS on the shores that round our coast That I found alone, on a piece of stone, His hair was weedy, his beard was long, And I heard this wight on the shore recite, "O, I am a cook and a captain bold, And the mate of the Nancy brig, And a bo'sun tight, and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain's gig." And he shook his fists and he tore his hair, For I could n't help thinking the man had been drinking, And so I simply said :— "O elderly man, it's little I know "At once a cook and a captain bold, We seven survivors stayed. "And then we murdered the bo'sun tight, "Then only the cook and me was left, "For I loved that cook as a brother, I did, And the cook he worshipped me; But we'd both be blowed if we 'd either be stowed In the other chap's hold, you see. "I'll be eat if you dines off me,' says Tom. I'm boiled if I die, my friend,' quoth I; "Says he 'Dear James, to murder me For don't you see that you can't cook me, "So he boils the water, and takes the salt And the pepper in portions true (Which he never forgot), and some chopped shalot, And some sage and parsley too. If I did not take care, Would come in for a share; I do therefore enjoin, ECHO. I ASKED of Echo, 't other day, JOHN HEDGES. (Whose words are few and often funny,) What to a novice she could say Of courtship, love, and matrimony? Whom should I marry?—should it be A pattern of inconstancy; Or selfish, mercenary flirt? Quoth Echo, sharply, - "Nary flirt!" What if, aweary of the strife That long has lured the dear deceiver, And sin no more; can I believe her? But if some maiden with a heart On me should venture to bestow it, To take the treasure, or forego it? But what if, seemingly afraid - BESIDE, he was a shrewd philosopher, For the other, as great clerks have done. SAMUEL BUTLER. LOGIC OF HUDIBRAS. HE was in logic a great critic, A hair 'twixt south and southwest side; A calf an alderman, a goose a justice, All this by syllogism true, in mood and figure he would do. SAMUEL BUTLER. THE VIRTUOSO. IN IMITATION OF SPENSER'S STYLE AND STANZA. Videmus Nugari solitos."- PERSIUS. WHILOM by silver Thames's gentle stream, Until (advancing onward by degrees) He knew whatever breeds on earth or air or seas. He many a creature did anatomize, Almost unpeopling water, air, and land; Beasts, fishes, birds, snails, caterpillars, flies, Were laid full low by his relentless hand, That oft with gory crimson was distained; He many a dog destroyed, and many a cat; Of fleas his bed, of frogs the marshes drained, Could tellen if a mite were lean or fat, And read a lecture o'er the entrails of a gnat. He knew the various modes of ancient times, Their arts and fashions of each different guise, Their weddings, funerals, punishments for crimes, Their strength, their learning eke, and rarities; Of old habiliments, each sort and size, Male, female, high and low, to him were known; Each gladiator dress, and stage disguise; With learned, clerkly phrase he could have shown How the Greek tunic differed from the Roman gown. A curious medallist, I wot, he was, And boasted many a course of ancient coin; Well as his wife's he knewen every face, From Julius Cæsar down to Constantine: For some rare sculpture he would oft ypine, (As green-sick damosels for husbands do ;) And when obtainéd, with enraptured eyne, He'd run it o'er and o'er with greedy view, And look, and look again, as he would look it through. His rich museum, of dimensions fair, With goods that spoke the owner's mind was fraught: Things ancient, curious, value-worth, and rare, From sea and land, from Greece and Rome, were brought, Which he with mighty sums of gold had bought: On these all tides with joyous eyes he pored; And, sooth to say, himself he greater thought, As vonce I valked by a dismal swamp, There sot an Old Cove in the dark and damp, And at everybody as passed that road "Go back, ye waves, you blustering rogues," A stick or a stone this Old Cove throwed; And venever he flung his stick or his stone, He'd set up a song of "Let me alone." "Let me alone, for I loves to shy Just then came along, on the self-same vay, You must have a lesson to stop your tricks, And knock your scow into tarnal smash; The Old Cove stopped, and t'other Old Cove, H. P. H. BROWNEL EVENING. BY A TAILOR. DAY hath put on his jacket, and around His burning bosom buttoned it with stars. Here will I lay me on the velvet grass, That is like padding to earth's meagre ribs, And hold communion with the things about me. Ah me! how lovely is the golden braid That binds the skirt of night's descending robe! The thin leaves, quivering on their silken threads, Do make a music like to rustling satin, As the light breezes smooth their downy nap. Ha! what is this that rises to my touch, So like a cushion? Can it be a cabbage? It is, it is that deeply injured flower, Which boys do flout us with ; — but yet I love thee, Thou giant rose, wrapped in a green surtout. Doubtless in Eden thou didst blush as bright As these, thy puny brethren; and thy breath Sweetened the fragrance of her spicy air; But now thou seemest like a bankrupt beau, Stripped of his gaudy hues and essences, And growing portly in his sober garments. Is that a swan that rides upon the water? When these young hands first closed upon a goose; From some remoter tailor of our race. It is a joy to straighten out one's limbs, And leap elastic from the level counter, Leaving the petty grievances of earth, The breaking thread, the din of clashing shears, And all the needles that do wound the spirit, For such a pensive hour of soothing silence. Kind Nature, shuffling in her loose undress, Lays bare her shady bosom; - I can feel With all around me ;I can hail the flowers That sprig earth's mantle, and yon quiet bird, That rides the stream, is to me as a brother. THE PILGRIMS AND THE PEAS. A BRACE of sinners, for no good, Were ordered to the Virgin Mary's shrine, Who at Loretto dwelt, in wax, stone, wood, And in a fair white wig looked wondrous fine. Fifty long miles had those sad rogues to travel, With something in their shoes much worse than gravel; In short, their toes so gentle to amuse, Which popish parsons for its powers exalt, The knaves set off on the same day, The other limped, as if he had been shot. Made fit with saints above to live forever. In coming back, however, let me say, Cursing the souls and bodies of the peas; "You lazy lubber!" "Ods curse it!" cried the other, "'t is no joke; My feet, once hard as any rock, Are now as soft as blubber. "Excuse me, Virgin Mary, that I swear, What power hath worked a wonder for your toes Whilst not a rascal comes to ease my woes? "How is 't that you can like a greyhound go, Merry as if that naught had happened, burn ye!" "Why," cried the other, grinning, "you must know, |