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Chrysander's Quest.

THE young knight Chrysander sat pensively in the tapestry chamber at Poplinium, surrounded by six beautiful maidens. A cloud was on his brow, a trouble in his heart; for he found no meaning in the many, many words which flowed musically from those rosy lips. And he departed in pain; but came again upon the morrow, with a lofty purpose and a bold resolve.

"Sweet ladies," he said, "deign to impart your secret lore to a humble scholar. Naught is known to me of all these mysteries whereof ye discourse, neither do I understand the words of your speech. Teach me, therefore, I pray you, that I too may speak this strangely beautiful language."

Then they taught him until the sun sank in the west, and until the twilight faded; and yet was he but little wiser than before. And again he departed in pain; and through the weary hours of the night he pondered upon all that he had heard.

On the morrow he betook him once more to the maidens, and cried, "O damsels, your toil is but in vain! The mystic language is yet sealed to me, and its subtleties baffle my best wit. So soon as I have learned fitly to discriminate between a box-pleated gore and a double-biased panier puff, behold, even then I straightway forget the true difference between slashing and shirring, nor am I able, for all my striving, to tell what it is to run up frilled tatting with a

She'd a fair face, sweetly peeping from a little hood basted hemstitch, or to pink the fluting of peplum

of blue.

She had never had a lover,

But she'd dreamed of one alway,
And would find him by the Boy's-Love
Hidden in her shoe to-day;

For it is a test worth trying, all the wise old grandams say.

Should she meet the tanner's boy,

Should she meet the miller's son,

She was so in love with loving,

She would love them either one,

points. Woe is me! I cannot learn this lore!"

But the fair maidens cheered Chrysander, bidding him take heart and give due diligence to his task, and all should be well.

Even so it came to pass. The heedful knight waxed wiser and yet more wise, until he became like unto the maidens, thinking even as they thought, and speaking as they spake. In good time he forsook his rude oaths," By Bacchus!" and "Holy Saint Jingo!" and "Great Cæsar's ghost!" and learned to say "By Bombazine!" and "Rip up my bastings!" and to vow by holy Honiton and sacred Sarcenet. And as the

Nor doubt he was the one she'd dreamed of ever since bird of the desert returns daily to the cool spring she first begun.

So, she met a rosy stripling,

And they passed without a word;

But her heart would beat so loudly,

She was almost sure he heard,

where it is wont to slake its thirst, so did the knight Chrysander daily revisit the refreshing fountains of occult knowledge.

At length he bethought him in what manner he might requite those damsels, his teachers, who had

And her snowy kerchief trembled like the plumage of thus enriched him with the treasures of their wisdom.

a bird.

Innocently sideways glancing,

From her little gingham hood,

Through her soul she felt the fragrance
Of that sprig of southernwood,

And she thought the lad so pretty, and believed him wise and good.

Then she lay awake, a-thinking

Of the lad, the whole night through;
But he soundly slept till daybreak,
Just as he was used to do,

And never dreamed he'd met a damsel with some
Boy's-Love in her shoe.

Mary E. Wilkins.

And he made for them many pleasant lays and ditties. Likewise, he took counsel with his heart, and framed the Seven Goodly Proverbs, that are known by every maid, not only in Poplinium, but also throughout all the land of Polonaisia. And these are the Seven Goodly Proverbs:

I. A basted bias gathers no pleats.

2. Never look a pinked tuck in the seams.

3. One shirr in the mull is worth three in the scrim.

4. A basque is known by the stitches it keeps.

5. You may lead a woman to the machine, but you cannot make her hem.

6. Better is a slashed gore with bangles, than a gusset of tulle and honiton therewith.

7. Frilled tatting fulls deep.

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He knew it was the Spirit, for he felt it in his breast As oft before in meeting time, and, sure of his request,

Procured the permit in due form. On Fourth-day of that week

He let Ruth know the message true that he was moved to speak.

"Ruth, it has been revealed to me that thee and I shall wed,

I have spoken to the meeting and the members all have said

That our union seems a righteous one, which they
will not gainsay,

So if convenient to thy views, I'll wed thee next
Third-day."

"Sylvanus Moore, do thee go home and wait until
I see

The fact that I must be thy wife revealed unto me.”
And thus she left him there alone, at will to ruminate,
Sore puzzled at the mysteries of Love, Free Will,
and Fate.
Richard A. Jackson.

The Future of the Classics.

[WRITTEN after reading telegraphic reports of the Phi Beta Kappa address of Charles Francis Adams, Jr., and retained, with apologies, after receiving fuller reports (and the orator's subsequent explanations), for the sake of the labor bestowed on the Versification by the author, who is pleased to be assured that his poetical Prophecy is Fallacious.]

No longer, O scholars, shall Plautus
Be taught us.

No more shall professors be partial
To Martial.
No ninny

Will stop playing “shinney"
For Pliny.

Not even the veriest Mexican Greaser
Will stop to read Cæsar.

No true son of Erin will leave his potato
To list to the love-lore of Ovid or Plato.
Old Homer,

That hapless old roamer,

Will ne'er find a rest 'neath collegiate dome or
Anywhere else. As to Seneca,

Any cur

Safely may snub him, or urge ill
Effects from the reading of Virgil.
Cornelius Nepos

Wont keep us

Much longer from pleasure's light errands

Nor Terence.

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Induce us to read Aristotle?
We shall fail in

Our duty to Galen.

No tutor henceforward shall rack us
To construe old Horatius Flaccus.
We have but a wretched opinion
Of Mr. Justinian.

In our classical pabulum mix we no wee sop
Of Æsop.

Our balance of intellect asks for no ballast
From Sallust.

With feminine scorn no fair Vassar-bred lass at us
Shall smile if we own that we cannot read Tacitus.
No admirer shall ever now wreath with begonias
The bust of Suetonius.
And so, if you follow me,
We'll have to cut Ptolemy.

The cool possession of herself by friend Sylvanus Besides, it would just be considered facetious

Moore

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To look at Lucretius.

And you can

Not go in Society if you read Lucan.
And we cannot have any fun
Out of Xenophon.

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