Slap and Tickle

Tom Cutler is the son of a sex therapist and a sometime Dominican friar. He began his professional career with numerous false starts as a teacher, set designer, doublebass player, speechwriter, printer, toyshop manager, lyricist, wine waiter, City drone, puppet maker, typographer, magazine editor, bandleader, portrait painter, radio reporter, cartoonist, and ghost writer for Cardinal Hume. Tom has written a number of bestselling humorous books, including The Gentleman's Bedside Book. He lives at the seaside and eats a diet rich in mince.