None that, in thy domestic snug recess,
He had not made his own with more address, Though some, perhaps, that shock thy feeling mind,
And better never learned, or left behind.
And too, that, thus estranged, thou canst obtain By no kind arts his confidence again; That here begins with most that long complaint Of filial frankness lost, and love grown faint, Which, oft neglected, in life's waning years A parent pours into regardless ears.
Like caterpillars, dangling under trees By slender threads, and swinging in the breeze, Which filthily bewray and sore disgrace
The boughs in which are bred th' unseemly race; While every worm industriously weaves And winds his web about the rivelled leaves; So numerous are the follies, that annoy The mind and heart of every sprightly boy; Imaginations noxious and perverse, Which admonition can alone disperse. Th' encroaching nuisance asks a faithful hand, Patient, affectionate, of high command, To check the procreation of a breed
Sure to exhaust the plant on which they feed." 'Tis not enough, that Greek or Roman page, At stated hours, his freakish thoughts engage; E'en in his pastimes he requires a friend, To warn, and teach him safely to unbend; O'er all his pleasures gently to preside, Watch his emotions, and control their tide: And levying thus, and with an easy sway, A tax of profit from his very play, T'impress a value, not to be erased,
To show him in an insect or a flower Such microscopic proof of skill and power, As, hid from ages past, God now displays, To combat atheists with in modern days; To spread the earth before him, and commend, With designation of the finger's end, Its various parts to his attentive note, Thus bringing home to him the most remote; To teach his heart to glow with generous flame, Caught from the deeds of men of ancient fame: And, more than all, with commendation due, To set some living worthy in his view, Whose fair example may at once inspire A wish to copy what he must admire. Such knowledge gained betimes, and which ap- pears
Though solid, not too weighty for his years, Sweet in itself, and not forbidding sport,
When health demands it, of athletic sort, Would make him-what some lovely boys have been,
And more than one perhaps that I have seen- An evidence and reprehension both
Of the mere shool-boy's lean and tardy growth. Art thou a man professionally tied, With all thy faculties elsewhere applied, Too busy to intend a meaner care,
Than how t' enrich thyself, and next thine heir; Or art thou (as though rich, perhaps thou art) But poor in knowledge, having none t' impart : Behold that figure, neat, though plainly clad; His sprightly mingled with a shade of sad; Not of a nimble tongue, though now and then Heard to articulate like other men;
On moments squandered else, and running all to No jester, and yet lively in discourse,
And seems it nothing in a father's eye, That unimproved those many moments fly? And is he well content his son should find No nourishment to feed his growing mind But conjugated verbs, and nouns declined? For such is all the mental food purveyed By public hackneys in the schooling trade; Who feed a pupil's intellect with store Of syntax, truly, but with little more; Dismiss their cares, when they dismiss their flock, Machines themselves, and governed by a clock. Perhaps a father, blest with any brains, Would deem it no abuse, or waste of pains, T'improve this diet, at no great expense, With savoury truth and wholesome common sense; To lead his son, for prospects of delight, To some not steep, though philosophic height, Thence to exhibit to his wondering eyes
His phrase well chosen, clear, and full of force; And his address, if not quite French in ease, Not English stiff, but frank, and formed to please; Low in the world, because he scorns its arts; A man of letters, manners, morals, parts; Unpatronized, and therefore little known; Wise for himself and his few friends alone- In him thy well appointed proxy, see, Armed for a work too difficult for thee; Prepared by taste, by learning, and true worth, To form thy son, to strike his genius forth; Beneath thy roof, beneath thine eye, to prove The force of discipline, when backed by love; To double all thy pleasure in thy child, His mind informed, his morals undefiled. Safe under such a wing, the boy shall show No spots contracted among grooms below, Nor taint his speech with meannesses, designed By footman Tom for witty and refined.
Yon circling worlds, their distance, and their There, in his commerce with the liv'ried herd, size;
The moons of Jove, and Saturn's belted ball, And the harmonious order of them all;
Lurks the contagion chiefly to be feared; For since (so fashion dictates) all, who claim A higher than a mere plebeian fame,
Find it expedient, come what mischief may, To entertain a thief or two in pay, (And they that can afford th' expense of more, Some half a dozen, and some half a score,) Great cause occurs, to save him from a band So sure to spoil him, and so near at hand; A point secured, if once he be supplied With some such Mentor always at his side. Are such men rare ? perhaps they would abound, Were occupation easier to be found, Were education, else so sure to fail, Conducted on a manageable scale,
And schools, that have outlived all just esteem, Exchanged for the secure domestic scheme.- But, having found him, be thou duke or earl, Show thou hast sense enough to prize the pearl, And, as thou wouldst th' advancement of thine heir In all good faculties beneath his care, Respect, as is but rational and just, A man deemed worthy of so dear a trust. Despised by thee, what more can he expect From youthful folly than the same neglect; A flat and fatal negative obtains That instant upon all his future pains; His lessons tire, his mild rebukes offend, And all th' instructions of thy son's best friend Are a stream choked, or trickling to no end. Doom him not then to solitary meals; But recollect that he has sense, and feels; And that, possessor of a soul refined, An upright heart, and cultivated mind, His post not mean, his talents not unknown, He deems it hard to vegetate alone, And, if admitted at thy board he sit, Account him no just mark for idle wit; Offend not him, whom modesty restrains From repartee, with jokes that he disdains; Much less transfix his feelings with an oath; Nor frown, unless he vanish with the cloth. And, trust me, his utility may reach
To more than he is hired or bound to teach; Much trash unuttered, and some ills undone, Through reverence of the censor of thy son. But, if thy table be indeed unclean, Foul with excess, and with discourse obscene, And thou a wretch, whom, following her old plan, The world accounts an honourable man, Because forsooth thy courage has been tried, And stood the test, perhaps, on the wrong side; Though thou hadst never grace enough to prove That any thing but vice could win thy love;-- Or hast thou a polite, card-playing wife, Chained to the routs that she frequents for life; Who, just when industry begins to snore, Flies, winged with joy, to some coach-crowded door, And thrice in every winter throngs thine own With half the chariots and sedans in town, Thyself meanwhile e'en shifting as thou mayst: Not very sober though, nor very chaste;
Or is thine house, though less superb thy rank, If not a scene of pleasure, a mere blank, And thou at best, and in thy soberest mood, A trifler vain, and empty of all good; Though mercy for thyself thou canst have none, Hear nature plead, show mercy to thy son. Saved from his home, where every day brings forth Some mischief fatal to his future worth, Find him a better in a distant spot, Within some pious pastor's humble cot, Where vile example (yours I chiefly mean, The most seducing, and the oftenest seen,) May never more be stamped upon his breast, Nor yet perhaps incurably impressed. Where early rest makes early rising sure, Discase or comes not, or finds easy cure, Prevented much by diet neat and plain; Or, if it enter, soon starved out again: Where all th' attention of his faithful host, Discreetly limited to two at most, May raise such fruits as shall reward his care, And not at last evaporate in air: Where, stillness aiding study, and his mind Serene, and to his duties much inclined, Not occupied in day-dreams, as at home, Of pleasures past, or follies yet to come, His virtuous toil may terminate at last In settled habit and decided taste.- But whom do I advise? the fashion-led, Th' incorrigibly young, the deaf, the dead, Whom care and cool deliberation suit Not better much than spectacles a brute; Who, if their sons some slight tuition share, Deem it of no great moment whose, or where; Too proud t' adopt the thoughts of one unknown, And much too gay t' have any of their own. But courage, man! methought the muse replied, Mankind are various, and the world is wide: The ostrich, silliest of the feathered kind, And formed of God without a parent's mind, Commits her eggs incautious to the dust, Forgetful that the foot may crush the trust; And, while on public nurseries they rely, Not knowing, and too oft not caring, why, Irrational in what they thus prefer,
No few, that would seem wise, resemble her. But all are not alike. Thy warning voice May here and there prevent erroneous choice; And some perhaps, who, busy as they are, Yet make their progeny their dearest care, (Whose hearts will ache, once told what ills may
Their offspring, left upon so wild a beach,) Will need no stress of argument t' enforce Th' expedience of a less advent'rous course: The rest will slight thy counsel, or condemn; But they have human feelings, turn to them.
To you then, tenants of life's middle state, Securely placed between the small and great,
Whose character, yet undebauched, retains Two thirds of all the virtue that remains, Who, wise yourselves, desire your son should learn Your wisdom and your ways-to you I turn, Look round you on a world perversely blind; See what contempt is fallen on human kind; See wealth abused, and dignities misplaced, Great titles, offices, and trusts disgraced, Long lines of ancestry, renowned of old, Their noble qualities all quenched and cold; See Bedlam's closeted and hand-cuffed charge Surpassed in frenzy by the mad at large; See great commanders making war a trade, Great lawyers, lawyers without study made; Churchmen, in whose esteem their best employ Is odious, and their wages all their joy, Who, far enough from furnishing their shelves With Gospel lore, turn infidels themselves; See womanhood despised, and manhood shamed With infamy too nauseous to be named, Fops at all corners, lady-like in mien, Civeted fellows; smelt ere they are seen, Else coarse and rude in manners, and their tongue On fire with curses, and with nonsense hung, Now flushed with drunkenness, now with whore- dom pale,
Their breath a sample of last night's regale; See volunteers in all the vilest arts, Men well endowed, of honourable parts, Designed by Nature wise, but self-made fools; All these, and more like these, were bred schools:
And if it chance, as sometimes chance it will, That though school-bred, the boy be virtuous still, Such rare exceptions, shining in the dark, Prove, rather than impeach, the just remark: As here and there a twinkling star descried, Serves but to show how black is all beside. Now look on him, whose very voice in tone Just echoes thine, whose features are thine own, And stroke his polished cheek of purest red, And lay thine hand upon his flaxen head, And say, My boy, th' unwelcome hour is come, When thou, transplanted from thy genial home, Must find a colder soil and bleaker air, And trust for safety to a stranger's care; What character, what turn thou wilt assume From constant converse with I know not whom; Who there will court thy friendship, with what views,
And, artless as thou art, whom thou wilt choose; Though much depends on what thy choice shall be, Is all chance-medley, and unknown to me, Canst thou, the tear just trembling on thy lids, And while the dreadful risk foreseen forbids, Free too, and under no constraining force, Unless the sway of custom warp thy course Lay such a stake upon the losing side, Merely to gratify so blind a guide?
Thou canst not! Nature, pulling at thine heart Condemns th' unfatherly, th' imprudent part. Thou wouldst not, deaf to Nature's tenderest plea, Turn him adrift upon a rolling sea,
Nor say, Go thither, conscious that there lay A brood of asps, or quicksands in his way; Then, only governed by the self-same rule Of natural pity, send him not to school. No-guard him better. Is he not thine own, Thyself in miniature, thy flesh, thy bone? And hop'st thou not ('tis every father's hope) That, since thy strength must with thy years elope, And thou wilt need some comfort, to assuage Health's last farewell, a staff of thine old age, That then, in recompense of all thy cares, Thy child shall show respect to thy gray hairs, Befriend thee, of all other friends bereft, And give thy life its only cordial left? Aware then how much danger intervenes, To compass that good end, forecast the means. His heart, now passive, yields to thy command, Secure it thine, its key is in thine hand. If thou desert thy charge, and throw it wide, Nor heed what guests there enter and abide, Complain not if attachments lewd and base Supplant thee in it, and usurp thy place. But, if thou guard its sacred chambers sure From vicious inmates, and delights impure, Either his gratitude shall hold him fast, And keep him warm and filial to the last; Or, if he prove unkind (as who can say But, being man, and therefore frail, he may ?) One comfort yet shall cheer thine aged heart, Howe'er he slight thee, thou hast done thy part.
Oh, barbarous! wouldst thou with a Gothic hand, Pull down the schools-what-all the schools i' th' land;.
Or throw them up to livery-nags and grooms, Or turn them into shops and auction-rooms ?-- A captious question, sir (and yours is one,) Deserves an answer similar, or none. Wouldst thou, possessor of a flock, employ (Apprised that he is such) a careless boy, And feed him well, and give him handsome pay Merely to sleep, and let him run astray? Survey our schools and colleges, and see A sight not much unlike my simile. From education, as the leading cause, The public character its colour draws; Thence the prevailing manners take their cast, Extravagant or sober, loose or chaste. And, though I would not advertise them yet, Nor write on each- This building to be let, Unless the world were all prepared t' embrace A plan well worthy to supply their place; Yet, backward as they are, and long have been, To cultivate and keep the morals clean, (Forgive the crime) I wish them, I confess, Or better managed, or encouraged less.
TITHING TIME AT STOCK, IN ESSEX.
Verses addressed to a country clergyman, complaining of the disagreeableness of the day annually appointed for receiving the dues at the parsonage.
COME, ponder well, for 'tis no jest, To laugh it would be wrong The troubles of a worthy priest, The burthen of my song.
The priest he merry is and blithe
Three quarters of a year, But oh! it cuts him like a scythe, When tithing time draws near. He then is full of fright and fears, As one at point to die, And long before the day appears He heaves up many a sigh.
For then the farmers come jog, jog, Along the miry road, Each heart as heavy as a log,
To make their payments good.
In sooth, the sorrow of such days Is not to be expressed, When he that takes and he that pays
Are both alike distressed.
Now all unwelcome at his gates
The clumsy swains alight, With rueful faces and bald pates
He trembles at the sight.
And well he may, for well he knows
Each bumpkin of the clan, Instead of paying what he owes,
Will cheat him if he can.
So in they come each makes his leg, And flings his head before," And looks as if he came to beg,
And not to quit a score.
"And how does miss and madam do,
The little boy and all?"
"All tight and well. And how do you,
Good Mr. What-d'ye-call?” ·
The dinner comes, and down they sit: Were e'er such hungry folks? There's little talking, and no wit: It is no time to joke.
One wipes his nose upon his sleeve, One spits upon the floor,
Yet not to give offence or grieve,
Hold up the cloth before.
The punch goes round, and they are dull And lumpish still as ever;
Like barrels with their bellies full,
They only weigh the heavier.
At length the busy time begins.
"Come, neighbours, we must wag-" The money chinks, down drop their chins, Each lugging out his bag.
One talks of mildew and of frost,
And one of storms of hail, And one of pigs that he has lost By maggots at the tail.
Quoth one, "A rarer man than you In pulpit none shall hear : But yet, methinks, to tell you true,
You sell it plaguy dear."
O why are farmers made so coarse, Or clergy made so fine?
A kick, that scarce would move a horse, May kill a sound divine.
Then let the boobies stay at home;
"Twould cost him, I dare say, Less trouble taking twice the sum, Without the clowns that pay.
Thou art not voice alone, but hast beside Both heart and head; and couldst with music sweet
Of Attic phrase and senatorial tone, Like thy renowned forefathers, far and wide Thy fame diffuse, praised not for utterance meet Of others' speech, but magic of thy own.
ADDRESSED TO DR. DARWIN, Author of the "Botanic Garden." Two Poets* (poets, by report, Not oft so well agree,) Sweet Harmonist of Flora's court! Conspire to honour Thee.
They best can judge a poet's worth, Who oft themselves have known The pangs of a poetic birth . By labours of their own.
We therefore, pleased, extol thy song, Though various yet complete, Rich in embellishment, as strong And learned as 'tis sweet.
No envy mingles with our praise, Though, could our hearts repine At any poet's happier lays,
They would they must at thine.
But we in mutual bondage knit Of friendship's closest tie, Can gaze on even Darwin's wit With an unjaundiced eye;
And deem the Bard, whoe'er he be, And howsoever known,
Who would not twine a wreath for Thee, Unworthy of his own.
MRS. MONTAGU'S FEATHER-HANGINGS.
THE birds put off their every hue, To dress a room for Montagu.
The Peacock sends his heavenly dyes, His rainbows and his starry eyes; The Pheasant plumes, which round infold His mantling neck with downy gold; The Cock his arched tail's azure show; And, river-blanched, the Swan his snow. All tribes beside of Indian name, That glossy shine, or vivid flame,
Alluding to the poem by Mr. Hayley, which accompanied these lines,
Where rises, and where sets the day,' Whate'er they boast of rich and gay, Contribute to the gorgeous plan, Proud to advance it all they can. This plumage neither dashing shower, Nor blasts that shake the dripping bower, Shall drench again or discompose,
But, screened from every storm that blows, It boasts a splendour ever new, Safe with protecting Montagu.
To the same patroness resort, Secure of favour at her court,
Strong Genius, from whose forge of thought Forms rise, to quick perfection wrought, Which, though new-born, with vigour move, Like Pallas springing armed from Jove- Imagination scattering round Wild roses over furrowed ground, Which Labour of his frown beguile, And teach Philosophy a smile- Wit flashing on Religion's side, Whose fires, to sacred Truth applied, The gem, though luminous before, Obtrudes on human notice more, Like sunbeams on the golden height Of some tall temple playing bright- Well-tutored Learning, from his books Dismissed with grave, not haughty, looks. Their order on his shelves exact, Not more harmonious or compact Than that, to which he keeps confined The various treasures of his mind All these to Montagu's repair, Ambitious of a shelter there. There Genius, Learning, Fancy, Wit, Their ruffled plumage calm refit, (For stormy troubles loudest roar Around their flight who highest soar) And in her eye, and by her aid, Shine safe without a fear to fade.
She thus maintains divided sway With yon bright regent of the day; The plume and poet both, we know, Their lustre to his influence owe; And she the works of Phoebus aiding, Both poet saves and plume from fading.
Supposed to be written by Alexander Selkirk, during his solitary abode in the island of Juan Fernandez.
I AM monarch of all I survey,
My right there is none to dispute; From the centre all round to the sea,
I am lord of the fowl and the brute. O solitude! where are the charms
That sages have seen in thy face? Better dwell in the midst of alarms, Than reign in this horrible place.
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