ON THE MARRIAGE OF CAPT. FOOTE WITH MISS PATTEN. WITH a Patten to wife, Through the rough road of life May he safely and easily jog: May the ring never break, Nor the knot be found weak, MATRIMONIAL JARS. Wife. "YOU'RE a false cruel wretch, not a year after marriage Husband. "A lady, my dear," was the answ'ring reproach, ON THE MARRIAGE OF EBENEZER SWEET AND How happily extremes do meet in Jane and Ebenezer! ON THE DEPARTURE OF A CERTAIN COUNT FOR ITALY, WHENCE HE SENT SOME ITALIAN MUSIC IN SCORE FOR THE OPERA. HE has quitted the Countess; what can she wish more? S. ROGERS. WOMAN'S CHARMS. TRANSLATED FROM THE WELSH. A WOMAN'S charms will pass away, SPOKEN EXTEMPORE TO A LADY ON BEING ASKED THIS world is a prison in every respect, MATRIMONIAL. LOUD brayed an ass. Quoth Kate, "My dear, One of your relatives I hear." A LAWYER'S DECLARATION: THE BEST FEE, FEE-SIMPLE and the simple fee, And all the fees in tail, Are nothing when compared with thee, MULTIPLICATION. DICK had two aunts of large estate, ON THE MARRIAGE OF MR. TO MISS BURN. WHEN love from restraint shall unsettle the head, WOMAN'S WILL. WHERE is the man who has the power and skill For if she will, she will, you may depend on't; ON MAN'S WILL. THAT Woman's wrong who tries by force or skill To stop the torrent of a man's self-will; For if he says he won't, he will, you may depend on't; And if he says he will, he won't, and there's an end on't. BOOTH'S EPIGRAMS. WOMAN. FAIR Woman was made to bewitch, TO A YOUNG LADY, WHO REQUESTED THE AUTHOR TO RESTORE A LOCK OF HAIR HE HAD TAKEN FROM HER. By one only recompense can I be led That should I restore you the lock of your head, MATRIMONY. "My dear, what makes you always grave?" And when alone I'm weary." TO A YOUNG LADY, ON HER MARRIAGE WITH SURE, madam, by your choice, your taste we see: Or oddly low our righteous thoughts must end: And, without G, the Graces would run races! YES AND NO. MR. BURKE once intended a lady to pleaseObserving some work that was pinned to her kneesBy asking what work she had got? "I'm knotting," she answered, 'tis tiresome work, But pretty, when done; can you knot, Mr. Burke ?" "No, madam," said he, "I can not." FROM THE GERMAN OF LESSING. I ASKED my fair, one happy day, Laura, Lesbia, Delia, Doris, Dorimene, or Lucrece? "Ah!" replied my gentle fair, "Beloved! what are names but air? Take thou whatever suits the line, A PRUDENT CHOICE. WHEN Loveless married Lady Jenny, ON MISS RAIN. WHILE shivering beaux at weather rail; My steadier mind is always bent Hymen, thy votary's prayer attend; His thirsty soul, his parched estate, TO MARY AFTER SEEING THE CELEBRATED STATUE "VENUS ORTA MARI." WHEN I ascribed, as bound in duty, To" Venus orta mari," I meant that I must hesitate TO A LADY WHO BOASTED OF HER ROSES THE roses are quite emblematic of thee, A HAPPY REPLY. A GENTLEMAN, who had for some time paid his addresses to a lady, was asked by her one day which he thought the prettiest flowers, roses or tulips? "Oh! give me your two-lips," said he, "before all the roses in the world." The lady instantly made the following reply: "THAT may be, sir; but this you'll understand, The man who takes my lips must take my hand." |