ON RECEIVING A BRACE OF PHEASANTS FROM A LAW IN Copeman's ear this truth let echo tell, COWPER. PETITION OF I AND U. IN 1759, Dr. Hill wrote a pamphlet, entitled, " To David Garrick, Esq., the humble Petition of I, in behalf of Herself and Sister;" the purport of which was to charge Mr. G. with mispronouncing some words including the letter I, thus furm, vurtue, &c. The following answer was returned to Dr. H. by Mr. Garrick: IF 'tis true, as you say, that I've injured a letter, Most devoutly I wish they may both have their due, A MAN OF WIT. A-, they say, has wit; for what? SWIFT. ON THE TWO LOCKES; IN IMITATION OF DRYDEN'S EPIGRAM ON MILTON. Two Lockes in England have distinction claimed: For thinking one, and one for eating famed. That shone with lustre by the force of reason; This figured chiefly in a ven'son season. Knowledge and taste were by them both increased, Both a fine taste endeavour'd to impart, This had the body, that the mind at heart. ON THE TWO HARVEYS. Two Harveys had a secret wish One to good living was allied, THE TWO CONGREVES. THE Congreve of a former age Thus, while the works of one endure THE TWO MARLBOROUGHS. JOHN CHURCHILL, DUKE OF MARLBOROUGH, AND CHURCHILL THE POET. IN Anna's wars immortal Churchill rose, Who hurls, unmatch'd, the thunderbolts of wit. EX FUMO DARE LUCEM. ON SEEING SOME OF MY SCRAPS BURNED. "THOUGH dull my wit, my verses heavy stuff, POINTED. A MEMBER of the Microscopical Society has the following Epigram written on a piece of glass not exceeding in size the hundredth part of a square inch : "A POINT within an epigram to find In vain you often try; But here an epigram within a point, ON THE VOWELS. WE are little airy creatures, SWIFT. ON THE CENSORSHIP. (From the German " Charivari," by A. SCHULTZ.) ANXIOUSLY, Interrogation Wondered: "Will the condemnation Of the censor fall on me?" Dash thought likewise, silently; Comma stood a moment still, Mister Censor came to see; "Let the Period only be." ON WILLIAM OLDYS, BY HIMSELF. IN word and Will I am a friend to you; PUNNING. THAT punning is an idle sport, ON THE PUN. WHY a pun to define do you make so much pother? TYPOGRAPHICAL WIT. "Ho! Tommy," bawls Type, to a brother in trade, A THIEF'S MISTAKE. QUOTH a starved poet to a thievish shark, ON JEFFREY, THE EDINBURGH REVIEWER, RIDING SHORT, but not so fat as Bacchus, SIDNEY SMITH. TO AN UNFORTUNATE POET. THE POET FOILED. To win the maid the poet tries, PUNCH. ON DR. GOLDSMITH'S CHARACTERISTICAL COOKERY. ARE these the choice dishes the doctor has sent us? POPE. WELSH BARDS. 'Tis said, O Cambria ! thou hast tried in vain TO A YOUNG LADY WHO HAD ASKED HIM TO WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR HER. An original something, dear maid, you would wish me To write; but how shall I begin? For I'm sure I have nothing original in me, CAMPBELL. |