Oblivion's dark mysterious hand That people Lethe's shore. What bear I, from thy bosom, earth, The living for the dead! I gave And though to many a mourner here THE HOLLY, OR HOLY TREE. TRADITION says, it sprang up in perfection and beauty beneath the footsteps of Christ when he first trod the earth. SERVANTS. It was an observation of Elwes, the noted miser, that if you keep one servant, your work will be done; if you keep two, it will be half done; and if you keep three, you will have to do it yourself. THE AUTUMN OF LIFE. A PHRASE fraught with meaning, and suggesting the gravest reflections-bringing in review the elasticity of youth and vigorous manhood as contrasted with the sober bearing of declining years: yet if the progress of medical and chemical science can obviate one of these symptoms, and stay in a manner the swift hand of time, such results must change the current of sad reflection, and be productive of the highest gratification. A HOSPITABLE INVITATION. "COME in out of the wet," as the shark said to the young nigger, when he took him into his victualling office. NATIONAL PARADOXES. SOMEBODY once remarked, that the Englishman is never happy but when he is miserable; the Scotsman is never at home but when he is abroad; and the Irishman is never at peace but when he is fighting. cence. A LADY'S TOILETTE. ESSENTIAL requisites for a lady's toilette, humbly recommended to our fair readers.-A fine eyewater-Benevolence. Best white paint - InnoA mixture, giving sweetness to the voice -Mildness and Truth. A wash to prevent wrinkles -Contentment. Best rouge-Modesty. Pair of most valuable ear-rings-Attention. A universal beautifier-Good-humour. A lip-salve - Cheer fulness. AMPLY PROVIDED FOR. Two sailors were sitting one day on the gunwale of their ship, drinking grog, when one said to the other, "This is meat and drink, Jack :" he happened at that moment to fall overboard, when his H facetious companion coolly said, "and now you've got washing and lodging, Tom." SWIFT once attempted, in a humorous mood, to prove that all things were governed by the word led. Said he, "Our noblemen and drunkards are pimp-led; physicians and pulses are fee-led; their patients and organs are pil-led; and a new married man and ass are brid-led; and an old married man and pack-horse are sadd-led; cats and dice are ratt-led; swine and nobility are sty-led; a coquette and a tinder-box are spark-led.” THIEVING CHIVALRY. IN Spain there may be truly enough said to be "honour even among thieves," the Spanish robbers generally giving their victim a certificate of his having been plundered, which effectually protects him from any further molestation. THE GREAT ESSENTIAL. THERE never did, and never will exist, anything permanently noble and excellent in a character which was a stranger to the exercise of resolute self-denial. BURIAL OF THE LAST BARON. HEAVY as a beating billow Rung the deep cathedral chime, Gray and huge St. Cuthbert's trembled Every hollow knell resembled Huge St. Cuthbert's inmost groan. Round his hoary turrets waving Hark! the dismal trumpets braying Gloom without, where tree and tower Lay the bier down: crosswise on it Gauntlets, mail, and shield, beside him; Glistening pale before the altar Mourn around him, ye bold yeomen! Mourn him gallant and high-hearted! MISS WILBERFORCE. WHEN Mr. Wilberforce was a candidate for Hull, his sister, an amiable and witty young lady, offered the compliment of a new gown to each of the wives of those freemen who voted for her brother; on which she was saluted with a cry of "Miss Wilberforce for ever!"-when she pleasantly observed, "I thank you, gentlemen; but I cannot agree with you, for really I do not wish to be Miss Wilberforce for ever!" THROW PHYSIC TO THE DOGS. THE following words, it has been well said, are deserving to be written in letters of gold, like those over the principal gate of Athens, in the days of her pride and glory. 66 Keep thy feet dry-thy |