to insult and worm you out of their husband's | she had conceived a great desire to be acquainconfidence. Laughing at all you say with a kind of wonder, as if you were a queer kind of fellow that said good things, but an oddity, is one of the ways;—they have a particular kind of stare for the purpose; till at last the husband, who used to defer to your judgment, and would pass over some excrescences of understanding and manner for the sake of a general vein of observation (not quite vulgar) which he perceived in you, begins to suspect whether you are not altogether a humourist,a fellow well enough to have consorted with in his bachelor days, but not quite so proper to be introduced to ladies. This may be called the staring way; and is that which has oftenest been put in practice against me. Then there is the exaggerating way, or the way of irony: that is, where they find you an object of especial regard with their husband, who is not so easily to be shaken from the lasting attachment founded on esteem which he has conceived towards you; by never-qualified exaggerations to cry up all that you say or do, till the good-man, who understands well enough that it is all done in compliment to him, grows weary of the debt of gratitude which is due to so much candour, and by relaxing a little on his part, and taking down a peg or two in his enthusiasm, sinks at length to that kindly level of moderate esteem,-that "decent affection and complacent kindness" towards you, where she herself can join in sympathy with him without much stretch and violence to her sincerity. Another way (for the ways they have to accomplish so desirable a purpose are infinite) is, with a kind of innocent simplicity, continually to mistake what it was which first made their husband fond of you. If an esteem for Something excellent in your moral character was that which rivetted the chain which she is to break, upon any imaginary discovery of a want of poignancy in your conversation she will cry, "I thought, my dear, you described your friend, Mr. as a great wit." If, on the other hand, it was for some supposed charm in your conversation that he first grew to like you, and was content for this to overlook some trifling irregularities in your moral deport ment, upon the first notice of any of these she as readily exclaims, "This, my dear, is your good Mr. One good lady, whom I took the liberty of expostulating with for not show ing me quite so much respect as I thought due to her husband's old friend, had the candour to confess to me that she had often heard Mr. speak of me before marriage, and that ted with me, but that the sight of me had very much disappointed her expectations; for from her husband's representations of me she had formed a notion that she was to see a fine, tall, officer-like looking man (I use her very words); the very reverse of which proved to be the truth. This was candid; and I had the civil ity not to ask her in return how she came to pitch upon a standard of personal accomplishments for her husband's friends which differed so much from his own; for my friend's dimensions as near as possible approximate to mine; he standing five feet in his shoes, in which I have the advantage of him by about half an inch; and he no more than myself exhibiting any indications of a martial character in his air or countenance. did These are some of the mortifications which I have encountered in the absurd attempt to visit at their houses. To enumerate them all would be a vain endeavour: I shall therefore just glance at the very common impropriety of which married ladies are guilty,-of treating us as if we were their husbands, and vice versa. I mean, when they use us with familiarity, and their husbands with ceremony. Testacea, for instance, kept me the other night two or three hours beyond my usual time of supping, while she was fretting because Mr. not come home, till the oysters were all spoiled, rather than she would be guilty of the impoliteness of touching one in his absence. This was reversing the point of good manners; for ceremony is an invention to take off the uneasy feeling which we derive from knowing ourselves to be less the object of love and esteem with a fellow-creature than some other person is. It endeavours to make up, by superior attentions in little points, for that invidious preference which it is forced to deny in the greater. Had Testacea kept the oysters back for me, and withstood her husband's importunities to go to supper, she would have acted according to the strict rules of propriety. I know no ceremony that ladies are bound to observe to their husbands, beyond the point of a modest behaviour and decorum; therefore I must protest against the vicarious gluttony of Cerasia, who at her own table sent away a dish of Morellas, which I was applying to with great good-will, to her husband at the other end of the table, and recommended a plate of less extraordinary gooseberries to my unwedded palate in their stead. Neither can I excuse the wanton affront of But I am weary of stringing up all my married acquaintance by Roman denominations. Let them amend and change their manners, or I promise to record the full-length English of their names, to the terror of all such desperate offenders in future. AN IRISH PEASANT'S HOME. Jack Doran's cottage, from a bare hillside, There Jack and Maureen, Neal their only son, For Sunday mornings and cold weather, tea; spears, 1 From Laurence Bloomfield in Ireland, or the New Land lord, a poem in twelve chapters (Macmillan & Co.) In his preface to a new edition (1869) Mr. Allingham says: "Seven centuries are nearly finished since the political connection began between England and Ireland; and yet Ireland remains to this hour not a well known country to the general British public. To do something, however small, towards making it better understood, is the aim of this little book." He adds that since the poem "first appeared in Frazer's Magazine, the aspect of Irish affairs has changed in several particulars," and refers, with satisfaction, to the increased attention given to them by Parliament. And round the cottage an oasis green That each good spot among the heather knew, At thought whereof were bumpkins fain to cast Who at an evening dance more blithe than she? With steps and changes, modest in their glee, stature Graceful arose, and strong, to middle height, With fair round arms, and footstep free and light; She was not showy, she was always neat, The girl was rich, in health, good temper, beauty, Work to be done, amusement after duty, A decent father, a religious mother, choice. 2 Kemp, a meeting of girls for sewing, spinning, er other work, ending with a dance. Kagies, a canal gathering of neighbours for gossip. More could she ask for? grief and care not yet, Those old tax-gatherers, dunn'd her for their debt; Youth's joyous landscape round her footsteps lay, And her own sunshine made the whole world gay. Jack and his wife, through earlier wedded years, Untroubled with far-sighted hopes and fears, Of house and farm, of bargain and of pray'r; To help a headache, or a cow fall'n dry; And robb'd the churning by their May-day spell; Was stored to light a sick-bed. For the rest, As plain as though 'twere chalk'd behind the She led a simple and contented life, door. The two themselves could neither write nor read, When manly, godly counsels took the rule, Would snatch his children from the same neglect; To Learning's Temple, which made shift to stand Nor would, for love or money, grant a site), Each morn with merry step they cross'd the hill, And soon could read with pleasure, write with skill, Amaze from print their parents' simple wit, Decipher New-world letters cramply writ; But Neal, not long content with primers, redd "Rings round him," as his mother aptly said; Sought far for books, devour'd whate'er he found, And peep'd through loopholes from his narrow bound. Good Maureen gazed with awe on pen and ink, On books with blindest reverence. Whilst we think The Dark and Middle Ages flown away, VOL. IV. Sweet-temper'd, dutiful, as maid and wife; Jack was a plodding man, who deem'd it best His knotted fingers, like rude wooden pegs, Fond, of a night, to calmly sit and smoke, In patient combat with a barren soil, Manus, now dead (long since, on "cottier-take," Allow'd cheap lodgment for his labour's sake), 87 Contriving days and odd half-days to snatch, And crown'd the cut-out bog with many a sheaf Resolved to grant no other petty lease, The bailiff, when he called it "snug," spoke true. The patch'd, unpainted, but substantial door, A decent hat, a wife's good shawl or gown Rude be your fence and field-if trig and trim A silent stealthy penny, is the plan Judged to have thieved a pittance from the soil. But close in reach of Bridget's busy hand | And Neal, despite his father's sense of guilt, The peasant draws a low and toilsome lot; His glance, by oversubtleties unblurr'd, Their day, within a settled course begun, And fills with calm a well-earn'd hour of ease. Nay, gold, whose mere possession less avails, Far-glittering, decks the world with fairy-tales Who grasp at poison, trigger, cord, or knife?-Seldom the poorest peasant tires of life. Mark the great evil of a low estate; Not Poverty, but Slavery,--one man's fate Too much at mercy of another's will. Doran has prosper'd, but is trembling still. Our Agent's lightest word his heart can shake, The Bailiff's bushy eyebrow bids him quake LUCY. She dwelt among the untrodden ways Beside the springs of Dove, A maid whom there were none to praise, And very few to love. A violet by a mossy stone She lived unknown, and few could know The difference to me! WORDSWORTH. TOMASO AND PEPINA. [William Gilbert, born in London, 1806-a descendant of an old Salisbury family. He is a member of the Royal College of Surgeons, London, and M.D. of Paris; but he retired from the profession of medicine about thirty-five years ago. In literature he has earned a high reputation as a novelist. Critics have repeatedly compared his style to that of Defoe, and occasionally he displays some of those characteristics which most distinguished Hawthorne. His chief works are: Shirley Hall Asylum; De Profundis; Dr. Austin's Guests; The Wizard of the Mountain, &c. From the last-mentioned work (published by Strahan & Co.) we quote the following tale.] On a small farm in the Bresciano lived an old working couple, Tomaso and Pepina. They were frugal, industrious, and pious. The few inhabitants of the secluded village in which they resided much respected them; but beyond it they were unknown. Besides their other good qualities, they were very much attached to each other; and both being by nature amiably disposed, their lives had passed very happily in each other's society. Though not poor, they were far from being rich, yet they did not envy their richer neighbours, but were content with what God had given them. They had but one cause for anxiety. The little farm on which they lived was not their own; and the landlord had frequently spoken of dispossessing them, in order to add the land to his own farm. But something or other had always turned up to induce him to delay carrying his idea into practice, prior to the date of our narrative, when they received a peremptory notice to quit within the space of a week. By a singular coincidence, on the same day they received this order, intelligence reached them that a cousin of Tomaso's, an old bachelor, who resided near Menaggio, and whom he had not seen for more than thirty years, was dead, and had left Tomaso his farm, with the house and furniture. The worthy couple, late in life though it was for them to remove to a new dwelling, determined to go and reside in it. Many long and anxious debates took place, however, before they came to this resolution. Their principal objection was that they were not acquainted with any one in the neighbourhood of the new dwelling, and that they should leave behind them friends whom they loved and respected. They had but one alternative, however they must remove, or starve; and they chose the former, sorely as it grieved them to do so. As they had heard on good authority that the house left them was amply furnished, they sold all they had in their old dwelling with the exception of a modest stock of clothing, which could be tied up in a bundle. After a painful leave-taking with their friends, they engaged the driver of a cart, who was returning to Lecco, to carry them with him so far on their journey, as they intended to make that town their first halting-place. For some time after they had quitted the village both husband and wife gave full vent to their tears; while the driver of the cart, prompted by a feeling of delicacy, pretended not to see them, but walked quietly beside his horse's head, looking straight along the road before him. After they had been about an hour on their journey, Tomaso said to his 'There's little fear of that," said Pepina; "our happiness will be, in a great measure, in our own hands. I have no doubt we shall be as happy in the new house as we have been in the one we have left.” "It will be no fault of mine if we are not," said Tomaso. "That I know," said his wife. "You have been a good husband to me for the last fifty years, and I am sure there is no danger of your changing now." "Fifty years!" said the driver, who, finding his passengers had so far recovered as to allow them the use of their tongues, had gradually slackened his pace, and had fallen back from the horse's head in a line with Tomaso and Pepina as they were seated in the cart. "Fifty years! Why, you don't mean to say you have been married so long as that." |