Some when the house is tiny still; Or should you win the topmost stage, My height of awe was reached. Can babes New York Graphic. BERTIE'S PHILOSOPHY. SMALL boy Bertie, Drumming on the pane, Looking at the chickens Draggled with the rain. Little philosopher Wrinkles his brow, Says, "I wonder I don't see how. "Where do chickens come from? Mamma, please to tell. Yes, I know they come from eggs, Know that very well. "Course the old hen hatched 'em, Won't you tell me truly, S'posin' you were my boy, All the one I had, And big folks would n't tell you things, Should n't you feel bad? Every single thing you say I knew years ago; Where that first hen came from, Is what I want to know." Providence Journal. EVA M. TAPPAN BOYS' RIGHTS. I WONDER now if any one In this broad land has heard In favor of downtrodden boys We hear enough of "woman's rights," Of "equal rights," and "nation's rights," Boys' Rights were ever spoken of? Why, we've become so used To being snubbed by every one, And stretch them in astonishment Boys seldom dare to ask their friends It don't come natural at all To creep round like a mouse. Then ma or auntie sure would say, Attempt a tune with fife and drum, It's "Stop that horrid noise!" "That horrid noise!" just think of it, When sister never fails To make a noise three times as bad So off we go to romp and tear But patience, and the time shall come And when it does, I rather think Wrongs will be righted then. CARRIE MAY ROSEBUD'S FIRST BALL. ""T is really time you were out, I think," And give you, my dear, a splendid ball. "We'd best decide on your toilet first; I think you must wear pale pink instead. "Then, whom to invite: we can't ask all, The flowers from weeds. Indeed, last year I snubbed Field Daisy, and now she's a belle. "We'll ask the Pansies, they're always in "Miss Mignonette is so very plain, A favorite, though, I'll put her down; They 're always the first to leave for town. "The Larkspurs are such old-fashioned things The Marigolds better off at home. "Miss Morning Glory I'd like to ask, She scarce can bear a very strong light. "The Verbenas, I know, will be put out If we don't ask them; the Petunias, too. "I'll make out my list at once, for there I'll send my invitations by him, He'll go the rounds without delay. "Dear! dear! to think that to-morrow night New York Star. THE LITTLE CONQUEROR. "T WAS midnight; not a sound was heard Within the " Papa, won't 'ou 'ook An' see my pooty 'ittle house? I wis' 'ou would n't wead 'ou book "No gentle hand was there to bring Tum, papa, tum; I want 'ou now — Down goes the book with needless force, Her little trusting eyes of blue With mute surprise gaze in my face, Reproof and censure she could trace. Anon her little bosom heaves, King, palace, book, are all forgot; My arms are round my darling thrown, The thundercloud has burst, and lo! " "LULU." “MIDGET, gypsy, big-eyed elf, little Kitty Clover, Where have you been wandering, in the name of wonder? Were you in a fairies' cave while the rain was falling, With your ears sewn tightly up, not to hear me calling? Where's your apron, dirty girl?" "Now my brains is all mussed up, got too big a headful; 'Mamma wants you, Lu, I know.' 'Spect it was that funny bird that kept and kept a singing, While the rain was coming down and thunder-bells was ringing. 'Oh, you goosie-bird,' I said, 'rains like sixty-seven, And your song 'll get so wet it can't fly up to heaven; Did you swallow it one day when you was a drinking? Is it all the talk you 've got, or only just your thinking? Or do songs come up and sprout, And rain makes 'em blossom out?' "Then the bird came close to me, mamma, he did, truly, Said, 'I never told before, but I'll tell you, Luly: One day God got tired of heaven and the angels' singing, Till they grew the very same.' Mamma, what you smiling at? Had n't you better hold me? Should you think his song would lose? I can tell you better ! God can catch it in his heart. ""'Twas the wind that curled my hair,—did n't he fix it funny? Combed and twisted it like this 'thout a spec' of money; Where's my apron? Let me see! I must think it over 'Fraid you 've got a naughty girl for your Kitty Clover, Covered 'em all dry and neat, So my brook won't wet its feet!" CARRIE W. THOMPSON. BABY IN CHURCH. AUNT NELLIE had fashioned a dainty thing |