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A PARODY.

PHER.

AN HYEROGLYPHICAL WARNING.

AFTER skinning the animal, they The Wireath.

placed the skin, loose and hanging in the IN the beginning of the 14th century form of a bag, upon some ftakes : then Young Robert Bruce, afterward King of pouring water into it, they kindled a fire Scotland, having been detained in London below, and thus made i* serve as a caldron

in the court of Edward I, who intended or pot for the boiling of their victuals.(The following ingenious Parody, is copied from to seize and imprison him, and to put him Their bread confifted of oat-meal, baked

The Patriot," a new paper, published at U. to death ; a friend of Bruce, perceiving into cakes on plates of iron. tica.]

his danger, and not daring to speak with Whether such food or some other causes

him on the subject, by realon that he was Charpened the minds of the Scotch, it is CALLENDER's COMPLAINT,

constantly surrounded by the king's lpies, I certain that no modern nation of the same he fell on the following expedient to give i number has produced so many diftinguih.

him warning that it was time to make hised geniuses in the arts and sciences, as After the important services performed by this escape. He sent him by a fervant a pair Scotland. Knight of th Quill, to effect the election of his tben svarmest friend to the presidency ; to be denied his

of gilt spurs, and a purse of gold, which

he pretended to have borrowed from him; reward was abusive : who can refuse to hear his

PREVIOUS to the American revolu. and left it to his fagacity to discover the complaint ?

tion, the Governors of the provinces in meaning of the present.' Bruce immediSCENE RICHMOND. ately contrived the means of his escape ;

this country, who were appointed by the

British executive, had the power of nega. Callender and Fasper Dwight, or any other Deino. and as the ground was at that time coverSINCERITY! is the subject of my story Sir, ed with fuow, he had the precaution, it is

tiving the acts of the legislatures ; and said, to order his horses to be shod with

when a governor signed a bill from the I cannot tell what you and other democrats think of their shoes inverted, that he might deceive

lower house, the court-phrase was, that government,

he those who should track his path over the

put his fiat to it. But for my single self, I'd rather starve in Richmond

A representative or assembly-man, hav. jail

open fields or cross roads, through which Than live in a:ve of such a thing as a PHILOSO.

he purposed to travel. 'The expedient ing laiely returned from the General Court, succeeded ; and he arrived safe into his

as it was then called, of one of the provin. I was born as good a democrat as Tom, native country, to the greai joy of the

ces, was asked by an acquaintance curcernScotch nation.

ing the progress and illue of a particular And so were you'; and we have wrote as well,

bill that had been pending.

“ Ji has pafl. And we can both let fly the shafts of columny as well

ed our house, (he replied,) and that's all; as he,

A TRIZE, DRAWN BY A BALL-TICKET. for the Governor stands out, and wont put For once upon a time, when federal virtue tri:

fire to it." umplid

A LATE London paper mentions, that Thomas said unto me, Callender ! darest thou now, Miss Harrison, whose fortune is £ 75,000 Leap with me into the “ tempestuous sea of lib. three per cents, and will be £ 8000 per TERMS OF THE BALANCE. erty,”

annum on the death of her mother, was And swim--the Lord knows where ! at a ball, and, being deftitute of a partner,

To City Subscribers, Two Dollars and fifty cents, Upon the word accoutred as I was with " iron asked the maiter of the ceremonies for one ; payable in quarterly advances. pen,"

who presented a young man of the name To Country Subscribers, who receive their papers I plunged in, and bade him follow,

of Slater. son of an apothecary at Margate: at the office, Two Dollars, payable as above. And so indeed he did with many a timely doceur ; and that Miss Harriton liked him so well, And I did buffet it with many a rugged paragraph,

To those who receive them by the mail, Two that ihe resolved to be his partner for Dolars, exclusive of postage, payable in advance. And stem'd it with success.

life. But e're we reach the point propros'd,

A handsome title-page, with an Index or Table Thomas said unto me, help me Callender or I sink'

of Contents, will be given with the last number

of each volume. 0! then it was, with pen thrice dipt in gall, I wrote the Prospect

Advertisements inserted in a conspicuous and Which brought this Patriot to his wish'd for shore.

SOME notion may be formed of the handsome manner, in the Advertiser which accom. And now this man has become a president ;

ftate of learning and language in England, || panies, and circulates as extensively as the Balance. And Callender is but a wretched printer, who must four centuries ago, from the following

Complete files of the first volume, which have fpeech of the duke of Lancaster, afterward

been reserved in good order for binding: are for sale Whilst He ca. touch ten thousand peunds a year. Henry 4th, when he assumed the crown.

-Price of the volume, bound, Two Dollars and fil. He had an ague when he was Secretary,

" In the name of the Fadher, Son, and ty cents-unbound, Two Dollars. The whole may And when he wrote Genet, I did mark, how he did Holy Ghost, I Henry of Lancaller chal. be sent, stitched or in bundleș, to any post office in shane.

lenge this rewme of Ynglande, and the the state, for 52 cents postage ; or to any post-of"Tis truth, the Secretary shook. His coward tongue crown, with all their membris, and the fice in the union for 78 cents. discembled.

appurtenances ; als I that am defcendit by Ah! and that pen of his, that once declar'd Aver- right line of the blode coming fro the ican Independence,

gude king Henry therde, and throge that Was doom'd to write a libel on his thoughis. right that God of his grace hath sent me, Ye Gods! it doth amaze me, that a nian of such with helpe of kyn, and of my frendes, to

SAMPSON, CHITTENDEN & CROSWELL, feeble posters recover it ; the which rewme was in poynt

Warren-Street, Hudson. Should so get the s.art of many a ranting democrat,

to be ondone by default of governance, WHERE PRINTING IN And bear the prize alone.

and ondoing of the gude lawes.”

A SPEECH OF A KING OF ENGLAND.

live in penury,

PUBLISHED BY

GENERAL IS EXECUTED

WITH ELEGANCE AND ACCURACY.

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ON THE IMPOLICY OF A SPEEDY ADMISSION

OF ALIENS TO

A

PARTICIPATION OF

THE RIGHTS

OF SUFFRAGE.

THE

Political.

tain offices of important trust, a residence that no person shall be a representative in

shall be required fufficient to develope the Congress, who shall not have been sev. FOR THE BALANCE.

character and design. But might not the en years a citizen of the United States : that
general chara&ter and capabilities of a no person shall be a Senator who shall not
citizen be Safely communicated to every have been nine years a citizen of the Uni.
one manifesting a bona fide purpose of ll ted States : and that no person, except a
embarking his life and fortune, perma. natural born citizen, or a citizen of the
nently with us?

United States at the time of the adoption
No. IV.
I shall forbear making any comments

of the constitution, shall be eligible to on the striking inconsistency of these sen.

the office of president. HE serious apprehensions, ex- timents of Mr. Jefferson with those which Now according to Mr. Jefferson, barepressed by Mr. Jefferson in his Notes on he formerly avowed.--I shall forbear to ly manifesting a real purpose of embarking Virginia, that " imported foreigners would impeach his motives, or to urge the im- their lives and fortunes permanently with bring with them the principles of the gov. portant circumstance, that he has seen fit us, or of lettling for life in this country, ernments they leave, or it able to throw to declare a radical change of opinion ref- ought to be deemed fufficient to entitle them off, it would be in exchange for an pecting the admillion of aliens to the rights imported foreigners of all descriptions to unbounded licentiousness; and that they of suffrage, at a time when there was much a participation of the rights of suffrage, would infuse into our government their more real danger from those people, than

and to every other privilege of citizens, spirit, warp and bias its direction, and ren- at any former periods ; at a time, when, 11 except eligibility to the places of prefi. der it a heterogeneous, incoherent, distra£t. after “ throwing off the principles of the dent and members of the fenate and house ed mass ;"—these apprehensions, for the governments they left, they had actually

of representatives in Congress, from which folid grounds of which he appealed to ex- exchanged them for an unbounded licen. || they are expressly bar red by the constitu. perience, have since yielded to an oppo.

tion. This is “bursting open to them the tiousness ;"-at a time too when those li.

doors of public confidence" as completely lite system of politics. In his message to centious foreigners were to a man his de. the Congress, December 8ih, 1801, he

and widely as possible; unless for their ac. clared admirers and partisans.- Passing o

commodation the constitution itself should says; “ I cannot omit recommending a

ver these topics, let us proceed to weigh | be altered : for surely it would require in revision of the laws of naturalization.-- the recent sentiments of Mr. Jefferson in Considering the ordinary chances of hu- an even Balapce. It they reft upon a solid many cases, neither fourteen, nor five,

nor two years residence, to manifest a man life, a denial of citizenship under a toundation, they cannot be subverted or residence of fourteen years, is a denial to weakened by free and frequent discusions ; purpose of settling in this country--a refi

dence of two or three weeks, with the help a great proportion of those who ask it ; while on the other hand, if they be ill

of certificates and vouchers, might give and controuls a policy pursued from their founded and fallacious, it is the duty of

full satisfa&tion to the predominant party, first settlement, by men of these states, and every intelligent friend of the country to

on this point. And besides, it is worthy ftill believed of consequence to their prof. | expose their fallacy to the utmost of his

of confideration, that, according to the perity. And shall we refuse to the unhap. || power ; especially as, coming from such

rule of naturalization which our president py fugitives from distress, that hofpitality || high authority, they are received by mul.

has proposed, the very worst class of emia which the savages of the wilderness extendtitudes of people with a seemingly impli

grants would be earlier entitled to the ed to our fathers arriving in this land ? cit confidence, and have controuled & do

rights of citizenship, tl.an the best ; because Shall oppressed humanity find no allylum controul the politics of our nation, in a very

here are none of them that can give such in this globe ? The constitution, indeea essential point.

prompt and indubitable proof of ra bona wisely provided, that, for admission to cer- It is provided in the federal constitution, il fide purpose to embark their lives and for

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tunes permanently with us, as convicts and sumption that he had discontinued his ex- March, 1801, the very day Mr. Adams's scapers from juflice, who may well be ertions in the republican cause. Their presidency would expire. deemed so far from hạrbouring a lurking censure is his eulogum--their wrath is ev. The legislature of Virginia arraigned the inclination to flee back whence they came, idence of the continuance of his labors,

right of congress to pass the law in question, that they even “ feel the halter draw," || and of his not having ceased to delerve well. and went into a lengthy investigation to whenever they think of their native coun- The Spaniards have a proverb, than thew that it was an encroachment on the try.

which none is more correct that he who powers and jurisdictions of the state gov The ideas of Mr. Jefferson, on this sub

lives in a glass house should not begin to ernments. They shewed, too, that the ject, have as yet been acceded to by con

throw llones. If we iake a retrospect of exercise of this power would be inischieve gress, only in part : should they finally the early profession of the senior Balance ed- ous, that the trials could not be fair, as the become the principle of the naturalization

itor , he would have some things to recon- juries to impeach and try for the supposed Jaws of this nation, it is ealy to see that

cile requiring all the craft of a fubtle prielt, offences would be fummoned (not drawn such a wild and distraeted policy would

and all the fophiftry of a Machiavel. For by ballot) by the marthals, mere tools of accelerate the fatal period when the whole instance, that editor in the intancy of his the President. Does it follow, then, that machine of our government will be torne

editorialTabors promulgated bis belief in an it the attorney general and other gentlemen in pieces. If, in conformity to Mr. Jef - 1 ancient sedition law, which he said "

ancient fedition law, which he said " taught circulated the reafunings of the legislature ferson's proposed plan, the political barri

him not to speak evil of the ruler of the of Virginia with a view to evince thai coner or wall of partition between this and oth- | people... Under the fostering hands of gress had been guilty of an act of usurpation, er nations should be utterly broken down ; federalisin he waxed warm and forgot this hat thereby they adopted the principle it swarms of imported foreigners of all

cardinal principle ; in defiance of his own that under the laws of the state of Now. classes, descriptions and characters, on

declared convictions--in opposition to the York no man oughi ever to be questioned

dictates of his ancient fedition law, and in barely manifesting an intention to settle

tor libelling the government ? Strange and the tecth of the scriptures whose precepts and live among us, thould be admitted

abfurd would be the interence from the an iminediate participation of the rights o!

he had been in the habit of inculciting, he facts. But what language did this Balancesuffrage, and to the privilege of being eligi

became not only the systematic reviler of master then hoid ? Did he condemn ihe act ble to offices in the state governments, and

all public men of a sect opposed to his own, of congress ? Was it not the universal to any offices in the general government,

but the base aflallin of their reputations. Sentiment of the party that libels ought to except the places of president and mem

In short, he has spoke evil of the ruler of be punihed ? Did they not in the most bers of the lenate and house of representathe people on all occafions; he has vilely

glowing colours depict the ruinous azid tives in congress ;-;f this should be the misrepresented the acts of government, disgracelulefilets flowing from a licentious state of things in this country, our nation

and done all he could to mislead and influ- preis? Did they nut urge that ro govern. would quickly become, in a luperlative de

ence public opinion. It will only be ne- ment could endure the vile assaults of gree, "an heterogeneous, incoherent, dir

cellary to recur to his paper to ascertain the unprincipled libellers ; that no virtuous tracted mass,” and would beer a

correctuels of these allegations. Before, man would boid an offre when he was consemblance to the confufion of Babel and then, he charges of her people with incon.

Itantiy the obj či ot atuck ? Where now to the horrible discords of toplici.

Gstency he should look at home ; his mi- are all their iympathies for public men ?

croscopic eye can perceive a muie in his What has become of their fears and alarms ONE OF THE PEOPLE. brother's, while he is inlenlible of the beam of the consequences of tolerating libellers ? in his own.'

The exposition is caly-the government

To attend somewhat to the charge of in. has passed into other hands. The federal. We republish from the Lee of last week, the fol. consistency on the part of the attorney: lifts, and especialiy federal discarded priests lowing virulent and scurrilous attack upon the generol.

who have turned printers, hating and loving Senior editor of the Balanco.

It is a saệt that the proceedings of the

with all their souls, are in the foremost Virginia and Kentucky legislatures were

ranks bawling out for the freedom of speech FROM THE BEE. funded on a supposed usurpation of

and the libery of the press; they forget

pow. er by congress in paling a law abridging

their new and old fedition law, and conthe freedom of the press. Suffice it to say,

sider their vocation as possessing sacred A SERIES of papers, to number three ihat by meadments to the constitution of

claims to pour out their holy indignation inclusive, on the liberty of the press, com- the United States it is expressly provided,

on all who differ from them. The senior B.:LANCE CLOSET,” have that the powers not delegated to the Uni

editor of the Balance, though he has been recently appeared in the Balance. The ted States by the conftitution nor prohibi- l unremitting in has attempts to repel all object of the writer, supposed to be the ted by it to the flates are reperved to the charges of his being concerned in conductsenior editor of that paper, is to fix on his lates respectively or to the people." So far

ing the Wasp, has been rouled up when political adversaries the charge of incun. from there being a delegation of the power

so near a neighbour has been bro'i to the fistency. He fingles out the attorney.gen. which congress affumed, it is denied to

bar of justice. He feels, or seems to feel, eral, and lavithes on him the rancorous e- them in the third article of the amendments

lively apprehensions that to call his partner bullitions of his wrath. This gentleman to the constitution in these words, " Con- to an account for a production in which has been the pillar on which the cditors of gre/sphalt make no law refpeéling an of his religion, (reader do not laugh) his the Bilance and the Albany Centinel leave || lable fin ment of religion, or ;-rohibiting the morality would not fuller him to embark; for a long time refted all their resentments. free exercise thereof, or abridging the free- I will be an infringement of the liberty of It is an evidence most irretragable that he dom of speech or of the prejs.". Congress || the press ; forgetting that on one indica. deserves well of republicans, since he is | did however país a law especially guarding

ment his dearly beloved compeer has the deemed worthy by the conductors of these government, the President and two houses liberty to prove the truth of his libel, and inflammatory papers of their constant of Congress, leaving the Vice-President

that on the other that permission has neither notice. Were they to cease their efforts to || (then Mr. Jefferson) obnoxious to the abuse

been asked or denied, tarnish his reputation, to destroy and man. of every calumniator in the country : this It was to have been hoped, when the gle his character, it would afford a pre- law, too, was limited to che third day of senio- editor of the Balance exchanged the

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sacred desk for a closet in a printing office, | The editor of the Bee, after some little time of consid- il fon has just made

-.He too has that he would at least have endeavoured to

eration, sent us the subjoined reply. foine brains, whatever folks may say to the assuage the virulence of party spirit, by inMR. SAMPSON-SIR,

contrary, culcating submillion to the public will, and MY reply to your first note I supposed What signifies it, that you are fliating, a decorous respect for the conftituted to be fufficiently explicit to prevent any

ip, every now and then, in the face of authorities. Instead of this condct, further question on the subject, as the

Mr. Sampson ?--Folks wont think you which luis former profession so imperiously principle there laid down shall govern my

a boney-Bee, any more for that.-Why demanded, he has like a fury assailed the conduct. lf, however, I should exone

dont you tear in pieces the arguments of chara&ters of men in office who differ from rate Mr. Spencer of any agency in writ- the Balance, which come oui weekly as him in political sentiment; he has distorted || ing “ Scrutator,” who would you require | thick as hops ?-Now you let all these arand misrepresented every important act of me to acquit next, and when would you

guments alone, and only fly up and try to government ; and in thus doing he has finish your interrogations? I am not in iting ; whereas almost every body says that exhibited a malignity peculiar to clerical the habit of exculpating myself from the hypocrites. The inimitable precepts of the publications of my prels by charging them you cannot sting, any more than a beetle.

Furthermore, neighbour Holt, how gospel inculcating charity and brotherly upon others ; nor do I suffer any thing

comes it to país, that your last week's pa. love he has trampled under foot, and in to proceed from it of which I am not wil.

per seems to declare that the clergy are their stead has adopted the implacable || ling to be accounted the sponsor until I hatreds of a monk. 'From such apoftate | produce the author. You are therefore ai peculiarly malignant and hypocritical ?

-This is not prudent-It you think so, priests the republic can have but little to liberty to consider me as the principal in

you should not publish it ; for it may alfear : thank God their power is limited, the performance of “ Scrutator," or to their daggers are fearless. extend your conjectures and fix your fuf

front parfon W—, who is one of the SCRUTATOR.

best men in the world, to get subscribers picions wherever you think proper. I shall acquit no person you can mention,

for your paper, and to gei votes at elec.

tions. unless requested by himself. The next day after the publication of the above,

I shall have some more talk with you,

CHARLES HOLT. the following billets passed between the senior edi.

neighbour, on these * subjects ; and will tor of the Balance and the editor of the Bee.

As Mr. Spencer is the presumptive author of

then, I am yours to serve. MR. HOLT, the piece, signed “Scrutator," he shall be properly

A REPUBLICAN. AS there has appeared in your last

pa.

noticed in our next. paper a very abusive personal attack upon me, over the signature of “ Scru:ator," ! request that you give me the name of the

*FOR THE BALANCE.

Balance Closet. author, if you know who wrote the piece; or if you do not know the writer, that you TO MR. HOLT,

Samples of the salutary use of the ancient Britisb comexplicitly declare it ; and send me the

mon law i' punisbing verbal uefamation ani kjo manuscript copy

bels against Majesty.
EZRA SAMPSON.
READ your paper every week,

In the reign of Edward 4th, (nearly a century af.

ter the famous stature of Eduard 3d, which was and I now tell you plainly that I am difsatisfied with it ; and so are many

pleaded at the last Claverack court against the jun.

other To this, the subjoined answer was returned.

ior editor of the Balance) a tradesman of London republicans that I know of. It is as weak who kept shop, at the sign of the crown,being jeered MR. SAMPSON-SIR, as dish water, and no better, for that mat

concerning the siga at his shop-door, he jestingly reAS I must consider you responsible for

plied, that he intended to make his son heir to the ter than an old Almanac; and it is well if

crown. This joke cost the poor man his life. He every anonymous publication in the Balance respecting me; fo I hold myselt ac.

a great many of your customers dont get was tried on the principles of the common law-conso provoked with it, that they will put it

demned and executed. countable for whatever I publith concernto the must filthy ules.

In the year 1483, William Collingbourne was coning you.

As you profess to be a Bee, we expect

demned and hung, on the principles of common law, CHARLES HOLT.

for writing the following distich, which certainly is ed honey from you; and you had told us

not worth a hanging. P. S. As I am not a revealer of se. yourself that you were about manufactur- “ The rat, the cat, and Lovel that dog, crets, particularly in my editorial capaci ing a quantity of honey-comb; but not a Rule all England under the hog.'

« The rat and the cat," alluded to Ratcliff and ty, I never give up the names of writers. scrap of honey or honey-comb have we

Catesby, two scoundrel minions of crook-back RichC. H. yet lound, or any thing that looks, or talles,

ard, King of England. or imells like it. We had heard tha:

you More than three centuries ago, Edward 4th, hunt

were a mighty great writer yourselt, and irg one day in the park of Thomas Burdit, in War. Tamediately after receiving Mr. Holt's note, the

could knock down your adversaries in that wickshire, had killed a white buck, which was a following was written and sent to him. wak, just as a buicher knocks down a bul. grear favourite of the owner : and Burdit, vexed at

the loss, broke into a passion, and wished the horns MR. HOLT,

lock

i and we know that you can have a. of the deer in the belly of the person who had advisIT is suspected that Ambrose Spencer, G-- who can write like a fury, if he bundance of help. There is our A- ed the king to commit that insult upon him.

For this passionate expression ke was tried for his Elq. was the writer of the piece in your has a mind to it : and there is the

life : the judges and jury condemned him, on the

and paper, figned “ Scrutator ;' or at leait,

great

principles of common law ; and, as Burdit was no learned Mr. , that can write as well that it was written with his privity and un

mean man, but a gentleman of fortune, he had the der his direction. If this suspicion be ill.

as he can talk, provided he be allowed to privilege of being beheaded at Tyburn.
strike home his arguments, at the end of

Ca Ira !—Those were glurious times, Master founded, I request you to certify me by

Employ your useful labours to revive an express declaration acquitting Mr. every fentence, with his knuckles : and

thar golden age. Scour up the rusty blunderbuss, Spencer of agency in that bulinef: ; oth

there is besides, a huge number of able alias, the old British common law, and level it at erwise I iball consider him the author. writers who can dath away in your paper,

every dirty plebian, who refuses to pull off his hat to like any thing. I had almost forgot to

his berrers i and in this way you will convince the EZRA SAMPSON.

“* swinisb multitude" that you are a consistent repubmention our new ollicer, that Mr. Jeffer-lican, and that you have not “ ceased to deserve well.".

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A REGENT INVENTION FOR RENEWING THE

VIGOUR OF FRUIT-TREES.

A COMPOSITION has been

ers."

Never think that can be spoken with de

miscellany. cency, that modesty is ashamed to a&t.

Efcem that most to become you which is decent, modeft, just, and temperate :

FROM THE VERMONT FOURNAL.
for in these chiefly consists the morality of
youth.

MR. SPOONER-SIR,
Pursue those pleasures only that are ac-
agricultural.

I find from recent aceounts from differ-
companied with honour and glory; for
that pleasure that has virtue for its compan.

ent quarters, that people are not fuß. ion, is a valuable good, whereas without

ciently warned against the dangerous FROM A SAVANNAH PAPER. it, 'tis a detestable evil.

practice of going into and sleeping in Fear God, and honour your parents.

newly plaistered-rooms with lighted Be careful to avoid the occasions of charcoal, which induces me to defore being aspersed in your reputations, tho' you to publish the following fingular

you know they are lies you are charged COMPOSITION has been || with, for as a great many will be igno

infiance which huppened in this neigh.

bourhood of late. invented for regenerating fruit trees, by rant of the truth, as to fact, so they'll be which they will bear fruit of the most de liable to be impos’d upon by report. licious flavor. This composition has also

In all you do, imagine every body will HAVING built a new school house, the been applied to oaks and other timber.

know it, for admit you could keep it a proprietors of which being about to collect An experiment has been recently made up mystery for a while, 'will be at last un- . in the evening for the purpose of lettling on a particular cherry tree in Kensington folded and made public.

with our respective committies for building Gardens, from which his majesty reme'm. bered to have gathered cherries when very if you are known to avoid those ations,

You will obtain a confirmed reputation, &c. the house being built without a chim. young, of the flavor of which he was very II which you censure and blame in oth

if you are known to avoid those a&tions, ney in order for a stove, and the stove not

censure and blame in oth being set up, the weather pretty cold, and fond. This tree, which had been brought

the room newly plaftered, we thought best into England in the reign of king William,

to carry in fire.--Mr. Daniel Perkins and had borne very little truit, and appeared al

myself, filled a five pail kettle with char. mof dead. It was by the king of Eng. * Ifocrates was a Greek orator, who

coal and after being fired a sufficient time land's command dug round and one or two died 336 years before the birth of Christ. for the Imeke to sublide, we placed it in the roots with a piece of the bark about three

center of the room. I then went home, inches in breadth, were found alive. By

leaving Mr. P. to watch the fire, and recutting away the decayed parts and apply.

turned in about 20 minutes. I found up, ing the composition to the found, this tree

90edical.

un entering the room the air very thick & in three years bore as well as any other tree

ftifled ; but after a few minutes I felt no in the garden, and the fruit was of a most

great inconveniences. The proprietors delicious flavor, and appeared remarkably FROM AN EDINBURGH PAPER.

foon collected and proceeded to business. fine.

We loon found our candles failed to burn The inventor of the above is a Mr. “ While I was at Smyrna there was a Forsythe, who has got from the S. A. Four girl afflicted with a cancer in her lips, and write by the help of two. By this time Mr.

clearly, so that it was difficult to read or Thousand Guineas for the invention. the gum was affected. The European Daniel Perkins, who had been in the house The whole is communicated to the public physicians consulted on the measure to be

some time longer than any one person, in a book written by Mr. F. and now in iaken, and agreed that they law no other

taker, and agreed that they saw no other complained of faintness, thinking, as he the possession of many gentlemen in Amer. method than to cut it out ; and the girl had said it was owing to his not having taken ica. It is sold by Mr. Ezra Sergeant, | already submitted herself to that decision.

any food since morning, he set out for home bcok-feller, Water street, New York.

By an accident of that nature which men immediately, as soon as he received frelh Cannot account for, aa old American came air from the door be fainted and fell on the to thein just in time to prevent the appli- floor : he was taken out of the house, and

cation of the knite. "Do nothing," laid foon revived. Mr. Fredrick Macher who agonitorial Department, the American, “I will cure her ;' and

was sitting near me, observed his head felt when he had pledged himself strongly the disagreeable, and as he passed the thresh- . physicians consented.

hold of the door he tainted and fell sense. To aid the cause of virtue and religion.

“ He procured a copper vessel, newly less on the ground. We were all alarmed

tinned in the inside an essential circum- at our danger, and left the rooin innmedi. SHORT SENTENCES

flance) and having poured a certain quan.ately. Selected from the advice of Isocrates,* to bis young tity of olive oil into it, he made it gently

When I first took frelh air, I felt uncom. friend and pupil Leinonicus ; and communicated agitated, and so for three times in twenty four hours. With this the oil refolved it.

mon dizziness in my head, and universal for the Balance. fell into the consistency of an ointment, and

weakness, but walking in frelh air foon re

covered. Many who were in the compaby constant rubbing the part affected, he 66 E careful constantly to pay cured her in tourteen days.-- Nothing else probability is, that had we remained in the

ny were difficulted to get home ; and the your duty to God in private, but never o.

was done. mit it in public worship.

room á few minutes longer, it would have The physicians supposed that the oil re.

proved fatal to some of us. Let your carriage and behariour to yourceived its virtue from the tin, and it was parents be luch, as you would with your communicated by its long boiling over the

ELISHA PERKINS. children should be towards you. fice."

Woodllock, Jan. 24, 1803.

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