Hath publish'd and proclaim'd it openly: Tra. Among them, know you one Vincentio? Tra. To save your life in this extremity, This favour will I do you for his sake: And think it not the worst of all your fortunes, That you are like to Sir Vincentio. His name and credit shall you undertake, And in my house you shall be friendly lodg'd: Look, that you take upon you as you should; You understand me, Sir;-so shall you stay Till you have done your business in the city: If this be courtesy, Sir, accept of it. Ped. O, Sir, I do; and will repute you ever The patron of my life and liberty. Tra. Then go with me,to make the matter good. This, by the way, I let you understand: My father is here look'd for every day, To pass assurance of a dower in marriage "Twixt me and one Baptista's daughter here: In all these circumstances I'll instruct you : Go with me, Sir, to clothe you as becomes you. [Exeunt. SCENE III..--A Room in PETRUCHIO's House. Enter KATHARINA and GRUMIO. Gru. No, no; forsooth; I dare not for my life. Kath. The more my wrong, the more his spite appears: What, did he marry me to famish me? death. I pr'ythee go, and get me some repast: have it. Gru. I fear, it is too choleric a meat ;How say you to a fat tripe, finely broil'd? Gru. Nay, then I will not; you shall have the mustard. Or else you get no beef of Grumio. Kath. Then both, or one, or any thing thou wilt. Gru. Why then the mustard without the beef. Kath. Go, get thee gone, thou false deluding slave, [Beats him. That feed'st me with the very name of meat: Sorrow on thee, and all the pack of you, That triumph thus upon my misery! Go, get thee gone, I say. Enter PETRUCHIO with a dish of meat; and HORTENSIO. Pet. How fares my Kate? What, sweeting, all amort ?* Hor. Mistress, what cheer? Pet. Pluck up thy spirits, look cheerfully upon me. Here, love; thou see'st how diligent I am, To dress thy meat myself, and bring it thee: [Sets the dish on a table. I am sure, sweet Kate, this kindness merits thanks. [not; What, not a word? Nay, then, thou lov'st it And all my pains is sorted to no proof :Here take away this dish. Kath. 'Pray you, let it stand. Pet. The poorest service is repaid with thanks; And so shall mine, before you touch the meat.Kath. I thank you, Sir. Hor. Signior Petruchio, fie! you are to blame! Come, mistress Kate, I'll bear you company. Pet. Eat it up all Hortensio, if thou lov'st me. [Aside, Much good to do it unto thy gentle heart! Kate, eat a pace :-And now, my honey love, Will we return unto thy fathers's house; And revel it as bravely as the best, With silken coats, and caps, and golden rings, With ruffs, and cuffs, and farthingales, and things; [bravery,+ With scarfs, and fans, and double change of With amber bracelest, beads and all this knavery. [leisure, What, hast thou din'd? The tailor stays thy To deck thy body with his ruffling‡ treasure. Enter TAILOR. Come, tailor, let us see these ornaments; Lay forth the gown.-What news with you, Sir? Hab. Here is the cap your worship did be speak. Pet. Why, this was moulded on a porringer? A knack, a toy, a trick, a baby's cap; Kath. I like it well; good Grumio, fetch it And gentlewomen wear such caps as these. me. Gru. I cannot tell; I fear 'tis choleric. What say you to a piece of beef, and mustard? Kath. A dish that I do love to feed upon. Gru. Ay, but the mustard is too hot a little. Kath. Why then the beef, and let the mustard rest. Pet. When you are gentle, you shall have [one too, And not till then. [Aside. Hor. That will not be in haste. Kath. Why, Sir, I trust, I may have leave to speak; *Dispirited; a gallicism. Finery. Rustling. cap; And it I will have, or I will have none. Pet. Thy gown? why, ay :-Come tailor, let us see't. O mercy, God! what masking stuff is here? What's this? a sleeve? 'tis like a demi-cannon: What! and down, carv'd like an apple-tart? up Here's snip, and nip and cut, and slish, and slash, Like to a censert in a barber's shop :Why, what, o'devil's name, tailor, call'st thou this? Hor. I see, she's like to have neither cap nor gown. [Aside. Tai. You bid me make it orderly and well, According to the fashion, and the time. Pet. Read it. Gru. The note lies in his throat, if he say I said so. Tai. Imprimis, a loose-bodied gown: Gru. Master, if ever I said loose-bodied gown, sew me in the skirts of it, and beat me to death with a bottom of brown thread: I said a gown. Pet. Proceed. Tai. With a small compassed cape;* Tai. With a trunk sleeve ;- Pet. Ay, there's the villany. Gru. Error i'the bill, Sir; error i'the bill. I commanded the sleeves should be cut out, and sewed up again; and that I'll prove upon thee, though thy little finger be armed in a thimble. Tai. This is true, that I say; an I had thee in place where thou should'st know it. Gru. I am for thee straight: take thou the bill, and give me thy mete-yard,† and spare not me. Hor. God-a-mercy, Grumio! then he shall have no odds me. Pet. Well, Sir, in brief, the gown is not for Gru. You are i'the right Sir; 'tis for my Pet. Marry, and did; but if you be remem-mistress. ber'd, I did not bid you mar it to the time. Belike, you mean to make a puppet of me. of thee. Tai. She says, your worship means to make a puppet of her. Pet. O monstrous arrogance! Thou liest, thou thread, Thou thimble, [nail, Thou yard, three-quarters, half-yard, quarter, Thou flea, thou nit, thou winter cricket thou: Brav'd in mine own house with a skein of thread! Away thou rag, thou quantity, thou remnant; I tell thee, I, that thou hast marr'd her gown. made Gru. Marry, Sir, with needle and thread. Gru. Face not me: thou hast braved many men; brave not me: I will neither be faced nor braved. I say unto thee,-I bid thy master cut out the gown; but I did not bid him cut it to pieces: ergo, thou liest. Tai. Why, here is the note of the fashion to testify. A coffin was the culinary term for raised crust. Pet. Go, take it up unto thy master's use. Gru. Villain, not for thy life: Take up my mistress' gown for thy master's use! Pet. Why, Sir, what's your conceit in that? Gru. O, Sir, the conceit is deeper than you think for: Take up my mistress' gown to his master's use! O, fie, fie, fie! - Pet. Hortensio, say thou wilt see the tailor Go take it hence; be gone, and say no more. paid [Aside. Hor. Tailor, I'll pay thee for thy gown to clouds, So honour peereth‡ in the meanest habit. Let's see; I think, 'tis now some seven o'clock, Kath. I dare assure you, Sir, 'tis almost two; And 'twill be supper time, ere you come there. Pet. It shall be seven, ere I go to horse: Look, what I speak, or do, or think to do, You are still crossing it.-Sirs, let's alone: I will not go to-day; and ere I do, It shall be what o'clock, I say it is. *A round cape. Measuring yard. Appearefit. Hor. Why, so? this gallant will command | Pitchers have ears, and I have many servants: the sun. [Exeunt. Besides, old Gremio is hark'ning still, There doth my father lie; and there, this night, And bid Bianca make her ready straight; And hold your own, in any case, with such And, if you will, tell what hath happened: Austerity as longeth to a father. Ped. Soft, son! Sir, by your leave; having come to Padau No worse than I, Sir,-upon some agreement, With one consent to have her so bestow'd ; Bap. Sir, pardon me in what I have to say ;Your plainness, and your shortness, please me well. Right true it is, your son Lucentio here Doth love my daughter, and she loveth him, sent. Lucentio's father is arriv'd in Padua, Tra. Dally not with gods, but get thee gone. Signior Baptista, shall I lead the way ? [Exeunt TRANIO, PEDANT and BAPTISTA. Luc. What say'st thou, Biondello? Bion. You saw my master wink and laugh upon you! Luc. Biondello, what of that? Bion. 'Faith nothing; but he has left me here behind, to expound the meaning or moralt of his signs and tokens. Luc. I pray thee moralize them. Bion. Then thus. Baptista is safe talking with the deceiving father of a deceitful son. Luc. And what of him? Bion. His daughter is to be brought by you to the supper. Luc, and then ?-- Bion. The old priest at St. Luke's church is at your command at all hours. Luc. and what of all this? about a counterfeit assurance: Take you asBion. I cannot tell; except they are buised surance of her, cum privilegio ad imprimendum solum to the church :-take the priest, clerk, and some sufficient honest witnesses: If this be not that you look for, I have no more But, bid Bianca farewell for ever and a day. [Going. to say, Luc. Hear'st thou, Biondello? Bion. I cannot tarry: I knew a wench married in an afternoon as she went to the garden for parsley to stuff a rabit; and so may you, Sir; and so adieu, Sir. My master hath appointed me to go to Saint Luke's to bid the priest be ready to come against you [Exit. come with your appendix. Luc. Imay, and will, if she be so contented: She will be pleas'd, then wherefore should I doubt? Hap what may, I'll roundly go about her; [Exit. SCENE V.-A public Road. Enter PETRUCHIO, KATHARINA, and HOR TENSIO. Pet. Come on, o'God's name; once more toward our father's. [moon! Good Lord, how bright and goodly shines the * Accidentally, ↑ Secret purpose. Kath. The moon! the sun; it is not moonlight now. Pet. I say, it is the moon that shines so bright. Kath. I know, it is the sun that shines so bright. Pet. Now, by my mother's son, and that's myself, It shall be moon, or star, or what I list, Hor. Say as he says, or we shall never go. Kath. Forward, I pray, since we have come so far, And be it moon, or sun, or what you please: Pet. Nay, then you lie; it is the blessed sun. sun: But sun it is not, when you say it is not, Hor. Petruchio, go thy ways; the field is won. Pet. Well, forward, forward: thus the bowl should run, And not unluckily against the bias.- Enter VINCENTI0, in a travelling dress. Good-morrow, gentle mistress: Where away?-[To VINCENTIO. Tell me, sweet Kate, and tell me truly too, Hast thou beheld a fresher gentlewoman? Such war of white and red within her cheeks! What stars do spangle heaven with such beauty. As those two eyes become that heavenly face?-Fair lovely maid, once more good day to thee: Sweet Kate, embrace herfor her beauty's sake. Hor. 'A will make the man mad, to make a woman of him. Kath. Young budding virgin, fair, and fresh, Whither away; or where is thy abode? Pet. Why, how now, Kate! I hope thou art This is a man, old, wrinkled, faded, wither'd: And not a maiden, as thou say'st he is. Kath. Pardon, old father, iny mistaking eyes, That have been so bedazzled with the sun, That every thing I look on seemeth green; Now I perceive, thou art a reverend father; Pardon, I pray thee, for my mad mistaking. Pet. Do, good old grandsire; and, withall, make known Which way thou travellest: if along with us, We shall be joyful of thy company. Vin. Fair Sir,-and you my merry mistress,-That with your strange encounter much amaz'd me ; SCENE I-PADUA-Before LUCENTIO'S Enter on one side BIONDELLO, LUCENTIO, and Luc. Ifly, Biondello: but they may chance to need thee at home, therefore leave us. Bion. Nay, faith, I'll see the church o'your back; and then come back to my master as soon as I can. [Exeunt LUCENTIO, BIANCA, and BIONDELLO. Gre. I marvel Cambio comes not all this while. Enter PETRUCHIO, KATHARINA, VINCENTIO, and Attendants. Pet. Sir, here's the door, this is Lucentio's house, [place; My father's bears more toward the marketThither must I, and here I leave you, Sir. Vin. You shall not choose but drink before you go; I think, I shall command your welcome here, And by all likelihood, some cheer is toward. [Knocks. Gre. They're busy within, you were best knock louder. Enter PEDANT above, at a window. Ped. What's he, that knocks as he would beat down the gate? Vin. Is signior Lucentio within, Sir? Ped. He's within, Sir, but not to be spoken withal. Vin. What if a man bring him a hundred pound or two, to make merry withal? Ped. Keep your hundred pounds to yourself; he shall need none, so long as I live. Pet. Nay, I told you, your son was beloved My name is call'd-Vincentio: my dwelling-in Padua -Do you hear, Sir?-to leave fri Pisa ; And bound I am to Padua; there to visit A son of mine, which long I have not seen. Pe. What is his name? Vin. Lucentio, gentle Sir. Pet Happily met; the happier for thy son. And now by law, as well as reverend age, volous circumstances,-I pray you, tell signior Lucentio, that his father is come from Pisa, and is here at the door to speak with him. Ped. Thou liest; his father is come from Pisa, and here looking out at the window. Vin. Art thou his father? Ped. Ay, Sir; so his mother says, if I may believe her. Pet. Why, how now, gentleman! [To VINCEN.] why, this is flat knavery, to take upon you another man's name. Ped. Lay hands on the villain; I believe 'a means to cozen somebody in this city under my countenance. Re-enter BIONDELLO. Bion. I have seen them in the church together; God send 'em good shipping!-But who is here? mine old master, Vincentio? now we are undone, and brought to nothing, Vin. Come hither, crack-hemp. [Seeing BIONDELLO. Bion. I hope, I may choose, Sir. Vin. Come hither, you rogue; What, have you forgot me? Bion. Forgot you? no, Sir: I could not forget you, for I never saw you before in all my life. Vin. What, thou notorious villain, didst thou never see thy master's father, Vincentio ? Bion. What, my old, worshipful old master? yes, marry, Sir; see where he looks out of the window. be coney-catched in this business; I dare Tra. Then thou wert best say, that I am not Gre. Yes, I know thee to be signior Lucentio. Bap. Away with the dotard; to the jail with him. Vin. Thus strangers may be haled and abus'd:-O monstrous villain! Re-enter BIONDELLO, with LUCENTIO, and Bion. O, we are spoiled, and-Yonder he is: deny him, forswear him, or else we are all undone. Luc. Pardon, sweet father. [Kneeling. [Kneeling. [BIONDELLO TRANIO, and PEDANT run out. [mine, Luc. Here's Lucentio, Vin. Is't so, indeed? [Beats BIONDELLO. Bion. Help, help, help! here's a madman will murder me. Ped. Help, son! help, signior Baptista! [Exit from the window. Pet. Pr'ythee, Kate, let's stand aside, and see the end of this controversy. They retire. Re-enter PEDANT below; BAPTISTA, TRANIO, and SERVANTS. Tra. Sir, what are you, that offer to beat my servant? Vin. What am I, Sir? nay, what are you, Sir?-O immortal gods! O fine villain! A silken doublet! a velve: hose! a scarlet cloak! and a copatain hat!*-O, I am undone! I am undone! while I play the good husband at home, my son and my servant spend all at the university. Tra. How now! what's the matter? Vin. Where is that damned villain, Tranio, Made me exchange my state with Tranio, Bap. But do you hear, Sir? [TO LUCENTIO.] Have you married my daughter without asking my good-will? Vin. Fear not, Baptista; we will content Tra. Sir, you seem a sober ancient gentle-you, go to: But I will in, to be revenged for man by your habit, but your words show you a madman: Why, Sir, what concerns it you, if I wear pearl and gold? I thank my good father, I am able to maintain it. Vin. Thy father? O villain! he is a sailmaker in Bergamo. Bap. You mistake. Sir; you mistake, Sir: Pray, what do you think is his name? Vin. His name? as if I knew not his name; I have brought him up ever since he was three years old, and his name is-Tranio. Ped. Away, away, mad ass! his name is Lucentio ; and he is mine only son, and heir to the lands of me, signior Vincentio. Vin. Lucentio! O, he hath murdered his master!-Lay hold on him, I charge you, in the duke's name :-0, my son, my son!-tell me, thou villain, where is my son Lucentio? Tra. Call forth an officer: [Enter one with an Officer.] carry this mad knave to the jail :Father Baptista, I charge you see, that he be forthcoming. Fin. Carry me to the jail! Gre. Stay, officer; he shall not go to prison. Bap. Talk not, signior Gremio; I say, he shall go to prison. Gre. Take heed, signior Baptista, lest you A hat with a conical crown. this villany. [Exit. Bap. And I, to sound the depth of this kna very. [Exit. Luc. Look not pale, Bianca; thy father will not frown. [Exeunt Luc. and BIAN. Gre. My cake is dough : But I'll in among the rest; Out of hope of all,-but my share of the feast. [Exit. PETRUCHIO and KATHARNIA advance. Kath. Husband, let's follow, to see the end of this ado. Pet. First kiss me, Kate, and we will. Pet. Why, then let's home again ;--Come, Kath. Nay, I will give thee a kiss: now pray Pet. Is not this well?-Come, my sweet |