The Cardinal rose with a dignified look, He call'd for his candle, his bell, and his book! He solemnly cursed that rascally thief! He cursed him at board, he cursed him in bed; From the sole of his foot to the crown of his head; He cursed him in sleeping, that every night He should dream of the devil, and wake in a fright; He cursed him in eating, he cursed him in drinking, He cursed him in coughing, in sneezing, in winking; He cursed him in sitting, in standing, in lying; He cursed him in walking, in riding, in flying, He cursed him living, he cursed him dying!— Never was heard such a terrible curse! But what gave rise To no little surprise, Nobody seem'd one penny the worse! The day was gone, The night came on, The monks and the friars they search'd till dawn; On crumpled claw, Come limping a poor little lame Jackdaw! No longer gay, As on yesterday; His feathers all seem'd to be turn'd the wrong way;— His pinions droop'd-he could hardly stand, His head was as bald as the palm of His eye so dim, So wasted each limb, your hand; That, heedless of grammar, they all cried, "THAT'S HIM! That's the scamp that has done this scandalous thing! That's the thief that has got my Lord Cardinal's Ring!" The poor little Jackdaw, When the monks he saw, Feebly gave vent to the ghost of a caw; 66 And turn'd his bald head, as much as to say, He limp'd on before, Till they came to the back of the belfry door, 'Midst the sticks and the straw, Was the RING in the nest of that little Jackdaw! Then the great Lord Cardinal call'd for his book, The mute expression Served in lieu of confession, And, being thus coupled with full restitution, That poor little bird Was so changed in a moment, 'twas really absurd. In addition to that, A fresh crop of feathers came thick as a mat! Even than before; But no longer it wagg'd with an impudent air, At Matins, at Vespers, he never was out; Or slumber'd in prayer-time and happen'd to snore, Would give a great "Caw!" As much as to say, "Don't do so any more!" He long lived the pride And at last in the odour of sanctity died; His merits to paint, The Conclave determined to make him a saint; NOTHING TO WEAR. (WILLIAM ALLEN BUTLER.) Miss Flora M'Flimsey, of Madison Square, At all hours of the day, and in all sorts of weather, Dresses for home, and the street, and the hall, And yet, though scarce three months have passed since the day All this merchandise went in twelve carts up Broadway, This same Miss M'Flimsey, of Madison Square, When asked to a ball was in utter despair, Because she had nothing whatever to wear! But the fair Flora's case is by no means surprising; From this unsupplied destitution of dress; O ladies, dear ladies, the next sunny day, Have hunted their victims to gloom and despair; And oh ! if perchance there should be a sphere Where all is made right which so puzzles us here; Where the glare, and the glitter, and tinsel of time Fade and die in the light of that region sublime; Where the soul, disenchanted of flesh and of sense, Unscreened by its trappings, and shows, and pretence, Must be clothed for the life and the service above, With purity, truth, faith, meekness, and love; Oh! daughters of earth! foolish virgins, beware! Lest, in that upper realm,—you have nothing to wear! RIENZI'S ADDRESS. (M. R. MITFORD.) Friends! I come not here to talk. Ye know too well But base, ignoble slaves-slaves to a horde Strong in some hundred spearmen-only great In that strange spell, a name! Each hour, dark fraud, Or open rapine, or protected murder, Cries out against them. But this very day, An honest man, my neighbour-there he stands Full of all gentleness, of calmest hope, |