DAVID'S LAMENT OVER ABSALOM. The king stood still Till the last echo died; then, throwing off "Alas! my noble boy, that thou shouldst die! "Cold is thy brow, my son, and I am chill, As to my bosom I have tried to press thee. How was I wont to feel my pulses thrill, Like a rich harp-string, yearning to caress thee, And hear thy sweet 'my father,' from these dumb And cold lips, Absalom! "The grave hath won thee. I shall hear the gush And life will pass me in the mantling blush, "But, oh! when I am stricken, and my heart, Like a bruised reed, is waiting to be broken, How will its love for thee, as I depart, Yearn for thine ear, to drink its last, deep token, "And now farewell! 'Tis hard to give thee up, If, from this woe, its bitterness had won thee. He covered up his face, and bowed himself, -Willis. MARMION AND DOUGLAS. The train from out the castle drew; "Though something I might 'plain," he said, "Of cold respect to stranger guest, Sent hither by your king's behest, While in Tantallon's towers I stayed- But Douglas round him drew his cloak, Burned Marmion's swarthy cheek like fire, And-"This to me!" he said; Here, in thy hold, thy vassals near, Lord Angus, thou hast lied!" On the earl's cheek the flush of rage Fierce he broke forth: "And darest thou, then, The Douglas in his hall? And hopest thou hence unscathed to go? Up drawbridge, grooms!-what, warder, ho! Lord Marmion turned-well was his need. And when Lord Marmion reached his band, He halts, and turns with clenched hand, A shout of loud defiance pours, And shakes his gauntlet at the towers! -Walter Scott. AWFULLY LOVELY PHILOSOPHY. A few days ago a Boston girl, who had been attending the School of Philosophy at Concord, arrived in Brooklyn on a visit to a seminary chum. After canvassing thoroughly the fun and gum-drops that made up their education in the seat of learning at which their early scholastic efforts were made, the Brooklyn girl began to inquire the nature of the Concord entertainment. "And so you are taking lessons in philosophy? How do you like it?" "Oh, it's perfectly lovely! It's about science, you know, and we all just dote on science." "It must be nice. What is it about?" "It's about molecules as much as anything else, and molecules are just too awfully nice for anything. If there's anything I really enjoy it's molecules." "Tell me about them, my dear. What are molecules?" "Oh, molecules! They are little wee things, and it takes ever so many of them. They are splendid things. Do you know, there ain't anything but what's got molecules in it. And Mr. Cook is just as sweet as he can be, and Mr. Emerson, too. They explain everything so beautifully." 66 How I'd like to go there!" said the Brooklyn girl, enviously. "You'd enjoy it ever so much. They teach protoplasm, too, and if there's one thing perfectly heavenly it's protoplasm. I really don't know which I like best, protoplasm or molecules." "Tell me about protoplasm. I know I should adore it." "Deed you would. It's just too sweet to live. You know it's about how things get started, or something of that kind. You ought to hear Mr. Emerson tell about it. It would stir your very soul. The first time he explained about protoplasm there wasn't a dry eye in the house. We named our hats after him. This is an Emerson hat. You see the ribbon is drawn over the crown and caught with a buckle and a bunch of flowers. Then you turn up the side with a spray of forget-me-nots. Ain't it just too sweet? All the girls in the school have them." "How exquisitely lovely! Tell me some more science." "Oh! I almost forgot about differentiation. I am really and truly positively in love with differentiation. It's different from molecules and protoplasm, but it's every bit as nice. And Mr. Cook! You should hear him go on about it. I really believe he's perfectly bound up in it. This scarf is the Cook scarf. All the girls wear them, and we named them after him, just on account of the interest he takes in differentiation." "What is it, any way?" "This is mull, trimmed with Languedoc lace" "I don't mean that-that other." "Oh, differentiation! Ain't it sweet? It's got something to do with species. It's the way you tell one hat from another, so you'll know which is becoming. And we learn all about ascidians, too. They are the divinest things! I'm absolutely enraptured with ascidians. If I only had an ascidian of my own I wouldn't ask anything else in the world." "What do they look like, dear? Did you ever see one?" asked the Brooklyn girl, deeply interested. "Oh, no; nobody ever saw one except Mr. Cook and Mr. Emerson; but they are something like an oyster with a reticule hung on its belt. I think they are just heavenly." "Do you learn anything else besides ? "Oh, yes! We learn about common philosophy and logic, and those common things like metaphysics; but the girls don't care anything about those. We are just in ecstasies over differentiations and molecules, and Mr. Cook and protoplasms, and ascidians and Mr. Emerson, and I really don't see why they put in those vulgar branches. If anybody besides Mr. Cook and Mr. Emerson had done it, we should have told him to his face that he was terribly, awfully mean." And the Brooklyn girl went to bed that night in the dumps, because fortune had not vouchsafed her the advantages enjoyed by her friend. THE OWL CRITIC. "Who stuffed that white owl!" No one spoke in the shop. The barber was busy, and he couldn't stop; The customers, waiting their turn were all reading The Daily, the Herald, the Post, little heeding The young man who blurted out such a blunt question, And the barber kept on shaving. "Don't you see, Mister Brown," cried the youth with a frown, "How wrong the whole thing is, how preposterous each wing is, |