And so the "set" proceeds—its length For grace and skill, to "Georgy Sam," Own cousin to a jumpin'-jack!" That scene-but why attempt to show it? In fine new words, whose hope and trust is, He takes the banjo from the wall, And tunes the strings with skill and care- This legend of the olden time: Go'way, fiddle!-folks is tired o' hearin' you a-squawkin'. "Dar's gwine to be a oberflow," said Noah, lookin' solemn An' 'lowed he's gwine to build a boat to beat de steamah "Natchez." Ol' Noah kep' a-nailin', an' a-chippin', an' a-sawin'; An' all de wicked neighbors kep' a-laughin, an' a-pshawin'; Now, Noah had done catched a lot ob eb'ry sort o' beas'es- He had a Morgan colt, an' sebral head o' Jarsey cattle An' drew 'em board de ark as soon's he heered de thunder rattle. Den sech anoder fall ob rain!-it come so awful hebby, De ribber riz immejitly, an' busted troo de lebbee; De people all wuz drownded out-'cep' Noah an' de critters, De ark she kep' a-sailin', an' a-sailin', an' a-sailin'; De lion got his dander up, an like to bruk de palin' De sarpints hissed-de painters yelled-tell, what wid all de fussin,' You c'u'dn't hardly heah de mate a-bossin' roun' an' cussin'. Now, Ham, de only nigger what was runnin' on de packet, He wet de ledder, stretched it on; made bridge, an' screws, an' apron ; An' fitted in a proper neck-'twas berry long an' tap'rin'; He tuk some tin, and twisted him a thimble for to ring it; An' den de mighty question riz: how wuz he gwine to string it? De possum had as fine a tail as dis dat I's a-singin'; De ha'rs so long, an' thick an' strong,-des fit for banjo-stringin'; He strung her, tuned her, struck a jig-'twuz "Nebber min' de wedder" She soun' like forty-lebben bands a-playin' all togedder; Some went to pattin'; some to dancin'; Noah called de figgersAn' Ham he sot an' knocked de tune, de happiest ob niggers! Now, sence dat time-it's mighty strange-dere's not de slightes' showin' Ob any ha'r at all upon de possum's tail a-growin'; An' curi's, too,-dat nigger's ways: his people nebber los' 'em- The night is spent; and as the day See Santa Claus departing-grieving- IRWIN RUSSELL. ON THE ICE. [Purely conversational. Impersonate the several characters, and let the interruptions be sudden and wholly unexpected.] Mary Ann went to the front door, last evening, to see if the paper had come. She had been delivering a short address to me concerning what she is pleased to term my "cold molasses style" of moving around. As she had opened the door she remarked, "I like to see a body move quickly, prompt, emphatic,"-that was all; but I heard some one bumping down the steps in a most prompt and emphatic manner, and I reached the door just in time to see my better half sliding across the sidewalk, in a sitting posture. I suggested, as she limped back to the door, that there might be such a thing as too much celerity; but she did not seem inclined to carry on the conversation, and I started for my office. Right in front of me on the slippery sidewalk, strode two independent knights of St. Crispin. They were talking over their plans for the future, and as I overtook them, I heard one of them say: "I have only my two hands to depend on; but that is fortune enough for any man who is not afraid to work. I intend to paddle my own canoe. I believe I can make my own way through the world"-his feet slipped out from under him, and he came down in the shape of a big V. I told him he could never make his way through the world in that direction, unless he came down harder, and that if he did he would come through among the "heathen Chinee," and he was grateful for the interest I manifested. He invited me to a place where ice never forms on the sidewalk. Then I slid along behind a loving couple on their way to hear Madame Anna Bishop. Their hands were frozen together. Their hearts beat as one. Said he: "My own, I shall think nothing of hard work if I can make you happy. It shall be my only aim to surround you with comfort. My sympathy shall lighten every sorrow, and through the path of life I will be your stay and support; your" he stopped. His speech was too flowery for this climate; and as I passed by she was trying to lift him up. 66 Two lawyers coming from the court-house next attracted my attention. 'Ah,” said one, "Judge Foster would rule that out. We must concede the two first points. We can afford to do it if evidence sustains us in the third, but on this position we must make our firm stand, and—” his time was up. I left him moving for a new trial. I mused. What a lesson the ice teaches us. How easily is humanity controlled by circumstances—and the attraction of gravitation. What a sermon might be based -I got up and took the middle of the street to prevent further accidents. SOMEBODY'S DARLING. [Effusive-gentle force-slow time.] Into a ward of the whitewashed halls The lingering light of his boyhood grace. Matted and damp are the curls of gold, Kiss him once for somebody's sake, Was it a mother's, soft and white? Been baptized in the waves of light? God knows best! He was somebody's love, Night and noon on the wings of prayer. Somebody clung to his parting hand. Somebody's waiting and watching for him, Pausing to drop on his grave a tear, WAR LYRICS OF THE SOUTH APPLE BLOSSOMS. [A prize poem. When used as a recitation, a sprig of blossoms in the hand will heighten the effect.] I. Hush the world is in a dream, All her winter grief forgetting; |