In his easy chair Sir Andrew sate, Being much too pious, as every one knows, He dreamt a dream, dear holy man, And I'll tell you his dream as well as I can. When the people from church were coming away; 1 "Of whom have come all these glorious titles, styles, and pomps into the Church But I would that I, and all my brethren, the Bishops, would leave all our styles, and write the styles of our offices," &c. - Life of Cranmer, by Strype, appendix. 2 Part of the process of embalmment. 3 The Book of Sports, drawn up by Bishop Moreton, was first put forth in the reign of James I., 1618, and afterwards republished, at the advice of Laud, by Charles I., 1633, with an injunction that it should be "made public by order from the Bishops." We find it therein declared, that "for his good people's recreation, His Majesty's pleasure was, that after the end of divine service they should not be disturbed, letted, or discouraged from any lawful recreation, such as dancing, either of men or women, archery for men, Jeaping, vaulting, or any such harmless recreations, nor having of May-games, Whitsun-ales, or Morris-dances, or setting up of May-poles, or other sports therewith used," &c. And Andrew with horror heard this song, "The Bishops!" quoth Andrew, "Popish, I guess," "Come, take out the lasses-let's have a dance- Then hurra for the Bishops, &c. "For Sunday fun we never can fail, When the church herself each sport points out; There's May-games, archery, Whitsun-ale, And a May-pole high to dance about. Or, if chance we be for a pole hard driven, With his pockets on earth, and his nose in heaven, To Andy, who does n't much deal in history, Like Charles and his Bishops, the sporting line, As an interlude 'twixt Sunday prayers; Nay, talks of getting Archbishop H-1-y That all good Protestants, from this date, Of a Sunday eve, their spirits moody, With Jack in the Straw, or Punch and Judy. LOVE SONG. TO MISS Air.-"Come, live with me and be my love." COME wed with me, and we will write, While I, to match thy products nearly, Shall lie-in of a quarto yearly. 'T is true, ev'n books entail some trouble; But live productions give one double. "How is your book?" than "How 's your baby?" Do much exhaust paternal purses, Our books, if rickety, may go And be well dry-nursed in the Row; And, when God wills to take them hence, Are buried at the Row's expense. Besides, (as 't is well proved by thee, The march, just now, of population And show the world how two Blue lovers SUNDAY ETHICS. A SCOTCH ODE. PUIR, profligate Londoners, having heard tell A chiel o' our ain, that the De'il himsel Will be glad to keep clear of, one Andrew Agnew. So, at least, ye may reckon, for ane day entire For bless the gude mon, gin he had his ain way, As he 'd find a new Joshua in Andie Agnew. Only hear, in your Senate, how awfu' he cries, In judgment against ye," saith Andrew Agnew! 2 Ye may think, from a' this, that our Andie 's the lad 1 See "Ella of Garveloch." herring-fishery, but where, as we faster than the produce." 2 Servants in livery. Garveloch being a place where there was a large are told by the author, "the people increased much If Lairds an' fine Ladies, on Sunday, think right AWFUL EVENT. YES, W-nch-Is-(I tremble while I pen it), "That for ye all," [snapping his fingers,] and exit, in a huff! Disastrous news! - like that, of old, which spread Which of ye, Lords, that heard him, can forget "I quit your house!!"-'midst all that histories tell, It chanced at Drury Lane, one Easter night, Said, "Silence, fellows, or I'll leave the house!!" How brook'd the Gods this speech? Ah, well-a-day, Assert his own two-shilling dignity, In vain he menaced to withdraw the ray Of his own full price countenance away, Fun against Dignity is fearful odds, And as the Lords laugh now, so giggled then the Gods! THE NUMBERING OF THE CLERGY. PARODY ON SIR CHARLES HAN. WILLIAMS'S FAMOUS ODE, "Come, Cloe, and give me sweet kisses." "We want more Churches and more Clergymen." Bishop of London's late Charge. "Rectorum numerum, terris pereuntibus, augent.” Claudian. in Eutrop. COME, give us more Livings and Rectors, But why, ye unchristian objectors, Do ye ask us how many we crave?? 1 For the "gude effects and uteelity of booing," see the Man of the World. 2 Come, Cloe, and give me sweet kisses, Oh, there can't be too many rich Livings Count the cormorants hovering about,2 Count the rooks that, in clerical dresses, Go, number the locusts in heaven, 3 Ón their way to some titheable shore; Then, unless ye the Church would submerge, ye For the wretch who could number the Clergy, 4 A SAD CASE. "If it be the undergraduate season at which this rabies religiosa is to be so fearful, what security has Mr. Goulbourn against it at this moment, when his son is actually exposed to the full venom of an association with Dissenters?" The Times, March 25. n junior should be bit By some insanse Dissenter, roaming Through Granta's halls, at large and foaming, Which marks Dissenters when they 're rabid! God only knows what mischiefs might Result from this one single bite, Or how the venom, once suck'd in, Might spread and rage through kith and kin. First turn upon their own relations: So that one G-lb-n, fairly bit, Might end in maddening the whole kit, Our G-lb-n senior bitten too; 1 For whilst I love thee above measure, 2 Count the bees that on Hybla are playing, 3 Go number the stars in the heaven, 4 But the wretch who can number his kisses, |