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Keep your word, Phebe, that you'll marry me,
24 To make these doubts all even.
Exeunt Rosalind and Celia. Duke S. I do remember in this shepherd boy Some lively touches of my daughter's favour. Orl. My lord, the first time that I ever saw him,
28 Methought he was a brother to your daughter; But, my good lord, this boy is forest-born, And hath been tutor'd in the rudiments Of many desperate studies by his uncle,
32 Whom he reports to be a great magician, Obscured in the circle of this forest.
Enter Clown [i.e., Touchstone] and Audrey.
Jaq. There is, sure, another flood toward, and these couples are coming to the ark. Here comes a pair of very strange beasts, which in all tongues are called fools.
38 Touch. Salutation and greeting to you all!
Jaq. Good my lord, bid him welcome. This is the motley-minded gentleman that I have so often met in the forest: he hath been a courtier, he swears.
Touch. If any man doubt that, let him put me to my purgation. I have trod a measure; I have flattered a lady; I have been politic with my friend, smooth with mine enemy; I have undone three tailors; I have had four quarrels,
and like to have fought one. 25 doubts: ambiguities
32 desperate: reckless, heterodox 34 Obscured: hidden, or, living in retirement 35 toward: forthcoming
purgation; cf. n. 45 measure: stately dance
47 undone three tailors; cf. n. 56 desire . like; cf. n. 58 copulatives: i.e., persons about to be married 59 blood: passion
Jaq. And how was that ta'en up?
Touch. Faith, we met, and found the quarrel was upon the seventh cause.
52 Jaq. How seventh cause? Good my lord, like this fellow.
Duke S. I like him very well.
Touch. God 'ild you, sir; I desire you of the like. I press in here, sir, amongst the rest of the country copulatives, to swear, and to forswear, according as marriage binds and blood breaks. 59 A poor virgin, sir, an ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own: a poor humour of mine, sir, to take that that no man else will. Rich honesty dwells like a miser, sir, in a poor house, as your pearl in your foul oyster.
64 Duke S. By my faith, he is very swift and sententious.
Touch. According to the fool's bolt, sir, and such dulcet diseases.
68 Jaq. But, for the seventh cause; how did you find the quarrel on the seventh cause?
Touch. Upon a lie seven times removed: bear your body more seeming, Audrey :—as thus, sir. I did dislike the cut of a certain courtier's 73 beard: he sent me word, if I said his beard was not cut well, he was in the mind it was: this is called 'the retort courteous. If I sent him word again, it was not well cut, he would send me word, he cut it to please himself: this is called
the 'quip modest.' If again, it was not well cut, 50 ta'en up: made up
65 swift: quick-witted 66 sententious: pithy
67 fool's bolt: i.e., which is soon shot 68 dulcet diseases: sweet vexations (?) 72 seeming: becomingly 73 dislike: express disapproval of 79 'quip modest': i.e., a moderate flout
he disabled my judgment: this is called the 80 ‘reply churlish. If again, it was not well cut, he would answer, I spake not true: this is called the ‘reproof valiant': if again, it was not well cut, he would say, I lie: this is called the 'countercheck quarrelsome': and so to the lie circumstantial,' and the 'lie direct.'
Jaq. And how oft did you say his beard was not well cut?
88 Touch. I durst go no further than the 'lie circumstantial,' nor he durst not give me the 'lie direct'; and so we measured swords and parted.
Jaq. Can you nominate in order now the degrees of the lie?
Touch. O sir, we quarrel in print; by the book, as you have books for good manners: I will name you the degrees. The first, the ‘retort courteous'; the second, the ‘quip modest'; the third, the ‘reply churlish'; the fourth, the 'reproof valiant'; the fifth, the 'countercheck 99 quarrelsome'; the sixth, the 'lie with circumstance'; the seventh, the 'lie direct. All these you may avoid but the lie direct; and you may avoid that too, with an 'if.' I knew when seven justices could not take up a quarrel; but when the parties were met themselves, one of them thought but of an 'if,' as 'If you said so, then I said so'; and they shook hands and swore brothers. Your 'if' is the only peace-maker; much virtue in ‘if.'
Jaq. Is not this a rare fellow, my lord? he's as good at anything, and yet a fool.
86 circumstantial: indirect
85 countercheck: rebuke
95 book; cf. n.
Duke S. He uses his folly like a stalkinghorse, and under the presentation of that he shoots his wit.
Enter Hymen, Rosalind [in woman's dress], and
Hym. 'Then is there mirth in heaven,
120 That thou mightst join her hand with his,
Whose heart within her bosom is.' Ros. (To Duke S.] To you I give myself, for I am
yours. [To Orlando.] To you I give myself, for I am yours.
124 Duke S. If there be truth in sight, you are my
daughter. Orl. If there be truth in sight, you are my Rosa
lind. Phe. If sight and shape bę true, Why then, my love adieu ! Ros. [To Duke S.] I'll have no father, if you be
not he. [To Orlando.] I'll have no husband, if you be not he: [To Phebe.] Nor ne'er wed woman, if you be not she.
112 stalking-horse; cf. n.
Hym. 'Peace, ho! I bar confusion:
'Tis I must make conclusion
Of these most strange events:
If truth holds true contents.'
cross shall part: [To Oliver and Celia.] You and you are
heart in heart:
are sure together,
'Wedding is great Juno's crown:
O blessed bond of board and bed!
High wedlock then be honoured.
152 To Hymen, god of every town! Duke S. O my dear niece! welcome thou art to me: Even daughter, welcome in no less degree. Phe. [To Silvius.] I will not eat my word, now thou art mine;
137 truth . . contents: i.e., if there be truth in truth
155 Even daughter; cf. n.