"Not I, indeed." "Why, then, let me, I pray." The boy was mounted; and they had not got Just as the ass was pacing by, pad, pad, Down came the son, on hearing this account, And begged and prayed, and made his father mount; Till a third party, on a further stretch, See! see exclaimed, "that old hard-hearted wretch! How like a justice there he sits, or squire; While the poor lad keeps wading through the mire." "Stop," cried the lad, still vexed in deeper mind, For, having tried each practicable way, Still disappointed by succeeding tone, "Hark ye, you fellows! Is that ass your own? On this they both dismounted; and, some say, As overstraining an ingenious hint. The copy that we follow says, the man Rubbed down the ass, and took to his first plan, Walked to the fair, and sold him, got his price, COME AND GO. SHARPE. DICK DAWDLE had land worth two hundred a-year, But he never felt satisfied how it could be. The raps at his door, and the rings at his gate, And the threats of a jail he no longer could bear; So he made up his mind to sell half his estate, Which would pay all his debts, and leave something to spare He leased to a farmer the rest of his land For twenty-one years; and on each quarter day Before half the term of the lease had expired, "Ten years I've been blest with success and with health, I am grateful, I hope, though not proud of my wealth, "Why how," exclaimed Dick, " can this possibly be?" "I hope you'll excuse me," the farmer replies, "But I'll tell you the cause, if your honor would know; In two little words all the difference lies, I always say come, and you used to say go." "Well, and what does that mean, my good fellow ?” he said. Why this, sir, that I always rise with the sun; You said 'go' to your man, as you lay in your bed, Says Hans Von Schmidt, who keeps saloon, "I want to get un vrow, As helps me make der lager pier, Und milks de prindle cow; To make mine shirts, und cook der krout, Und eberytings to do; To feed der horse und slop der pig, And even Sam, the barber-man, With most heart-rending sighs. And den he pulls the trigger." 'Tis thus mankind rush to their fate, For with a brilliant light, That little elfin being, Love, Has power beyond the sight. Some glide along without a heart, THE CLEVER IDIOT. ANONYMOUS, A BOY, as nursery records tell, The thing was miss'd, the servants blamed, This caused some words and much inquiry, And made his parents rather iry; Both for a week were vex'd and cross, And then-submitted to the loss. Now this, indeed, was what the cook And butler could not overlook; And all the servants of the place Were searched, and held in much disgrace. |