PROLOGUE TO AN EVENING'S ENTERTAINMENT TAKEN FROM THIS BOOK. THE Court's assembled-no grave court of law But a gay group whose members every one We shall not cite a Marshall or a Kent Against the demons of the realm of sighs. Wit's vadi mecum unto court we've brought, If we should fail to read with accent true, The court being ready-may it please the court For gems while choosing, gems we must reject. No more o' that-here let excuses rest; To wing the hours with joy we'll do our best. And knowing these to genial hearts akin "Give me a horse-bind up my wounds!" He, jumping up, did call; The woman, startled at the sounds, In came the man, who having said, "Buckram, sir, I am; " "Off with his head!" he cries aloud"So much for Buckingham!" The man jump'd back, the woman scream'd, For both were sore afraid, A bedlamite our spouter seem'd, And like Octavian said "I cannot sleep!" "And wherefore pray?" "The leaves are newly pull'd!" This said, the woman walk'd away Until his frenzy cool'd. But Buckram gave his bill, and so He was resolved to stay; "I'll hug on't, will glut on't!"—"Oh, no, Reptile!"-the exclamation shocks; "I'll dash thy body o'er the rocks!" "I'll grapple with thee thus," he cried— And soon the shears he won; The tailor was so terrified, That he thought fit to run. HERE SHE GOES-AND THERE SHE GOES. Two Yankee wags, one summer day, The breakfast over, Tom and Will " Very right But hold what wonder meets my sight? Tom! the surprise is quite a shock!" NACK, "What wonder? where?" "The clock! the clock!" Tom and the landlord in amaze Stared at the clock with stupid gaze, And for a moment neither spoke ; At last the landlord silence broke: "You mean the clock that's ticking there? Though may be, if the truth were told, But, if you please, what wonder's in it?" |