all the brethren were agreeable to censure. Great merriment at Friend Sexton in his rebuking, saying, "Christian gravy," intead of gravity by a slip of the tongue. C The Record here breaks off. The society probably did not proceed farther, but died on the spot, of a complication of Innocent Jocularity and Sister Rumble, and was buried tacitly, with the fair Ruth Mumford for its chief mourner, The other papers are in verse, and a reading of them will certainly persuade the reviewers that they were premature in applying the designation of "Quaker Poetry" to foregone lays and lyrics. The first is a genuine brown study after nature; the second a hint how Peace ought not to be proclaimed. SONNET. BY R. M. How sweet thus clad, in Autumn's mellow Tone, No Verdure decks the Forest, save alone And Bonnet puce, fit object for the Tool, LINES ON THE CELEBRATION OF PEACE. BY DORCAS DOVE. AND is it thus ye welcome Peace! Not so the quiet Queen should come; She asks for no triumphal Arch ; No Steeples for their ropy Tongues ; Down, Drumsticks, down, She needs no March, Or blasted Trumps from brazen Lungs. She wants no Noise of mobbing Throats When War has closed his bloodshot Eye? Returning to Domestic Loves, When War has ceased with all its Ills, Captains should come like sucking Doves, With Olive Branches in their Bills. No need there is of vulgar Shout, Bells, Cannons, Trumpets, Fife, and Drum And Soldiers marching all about, To let us know that Peace is come. Oh mild should be the Signs and meek, Lo! where the Soldier walks, alas! With Scars received on foreign Grounds; Shall we consume in coloured Glass The Oil that should be pour'd in Wounds? I CANNOT conceive any prospect more agreeable to a weary traveller than the approach to Bedfordshire. Each valley reminds him of Sleepy Hollow, the fleecy clouds seem like blankets, the lakes and ponds are clean sheets; the setting sun looks like a warming-pan. He dreams of dreams to come. His travelling-cap transforms to a night-cap, the coach lining feels softlier squabbed; the guard's horn plays "Lullaby." Every flower by the road-side is a poppy. Each jolt of the coach is but a drowsy stumble up stairs. The lady opposite is the chamber-maid; the gentleman beside her is Boots. He slides into imaginary slippers; he winks and nods flirtingly at Sleep, so soon to be his own. Although the wheels may be rattling into vigilant Wakefield, it appears to him to be sleepy Ware, with its great Bed, a whole County of Down, spread "all before him where to choose his place of rest. It was in a similar mood, after a long dusty droughty dog-day's journey, that I entered the Dolphin, at Bedhampton. I nodded in at the door, winked at the lights, blinked at the company in the coffeeroom, yawned for a glass of negus, swallowed it with my eyes shut, as though it had been "a pint of nappy," surrendered my boots, clutched a candlestick, and blundered, slipshod, up the stairs to number nine. Blessed be the man, says Sancho Panza, who first invented sleep : and blessed be heaven that he did not take out a patent, and keep his discovery to himself. My clothes dropped off me: I saw through a drowsy haze the likeness of a four-poster: "Great Nature's second course" was spread before me ;—and I fell to without a long grace! Here's a body-there's a bed! There's a pillow-here's a head! There's a puff-and so Good Night! It would have been gross improvidence to waste more words on the occasion; for I was to be roused up again at four o'clock the next morning, to proceed by the early coach. I determined, therefore, to do as much sleep within the interval as I could; and in a minute, short measure, I was with that mandarin, Morpheus, in his Land of Nod. How intensely we sleep when we are fatigued! Some as sound as tops, others as fast as churches. For my own part I must have slept as fast as a Cathedral,—as fast as Young Rapid wished his father to slumber :-nay as fast as the French veteran who dreams over again the whole Russian campaign while dozing in his sentry-box. I must have slept as fast as a fast post-coach in my four-poster-or rather I must have slept "like winkin," for I seemed hardly to have closed my eyes, when a voice cried "Sleep no more!" It was that of Boots, calling and knocking at the door, whilst through the keyhole a ray of candlelight darted into my chamber. "Who's there?" "It's me, your honour, I humbly ax pardon-but somehow I've oversleeped myself, and the coach be gone by!" "The devil it is!-then I have lost my place!" "No, not exactly, your honour. She stops a bit at the Dragon, t'other end o' the town; and if your honour wouldn't object to a bit of a run " "That's enough-come in. Put down the light-and take up that bag-my coat over your arm-and waistcoat with it-and that cravat." Boots acted according to orders. I jumped out of bed-pocketed my nightcap-screwed on my stockings-plunged into my trowsersrammed my feet into wrong right and left boots-tumbled down the back stairs-burst through a door, and found myself in the fresh air of the stable-yard, holding a lantern, which, in sheer haste, or spleen, I pitched into the horsepond. Then began the race, during which I completed my toilet, running and firing a verbal volley at Boots, as often as I could spare breath for one. "And you call this waking me up-for the coach. My waist coat! Why I could wake myself too late-without being called. Now my cravat and be hanged to you!-Confound that stone and give me my coat. A nice road-for a run !-I suppose you keep it-on purpose. How many gentlemen-may you do a week?—I'll tell you what. If I-run-a foot-further I paused for wind; while Boots had stopped of his own accord. We had turned a corner into a small square; and on the opposite side, certainly stood an inn with the sign of the Dragon, but without any sign of a coach at the door. Boots stood beside me, aghast, and surveying the house from the top to the bottom; not a wreath of smoke came from a chimney; the curtains were closed over every window, and the door was closed and shuttered. I could hardly contain my indignation when I looked at the infernal somnolent visage of the fellow, hardly yet broad awake-he kept rubbing his black-lead eyes with his hands, as if he would have rubbed them out. "Yes, you may well look-you have overslept yourself with a vengeance. The coach must have passed an hour ago and they have all gone to bed again!" "No, there be no coach, sure enough," soliloquised Boots, slowly raising his eyes from the road, where he had been searching for the track of recent wheels, and fixing them with a deprecating expression on my face. "No, there's no coach-I ax a thousand pardons, your honour-but you see, sir, what with waiting on her, and talking on her, and expecting on her, and giving notice on her, every night of my life, your honour-why I sometimes dreams on her and that's the case as is now!" |