of a crocodile. No wonder, then, that Tony's whim was completely atomised, obliterated, and annihilated, which it was so utterly, that if you were to search on the gallows to-morrow, with a solar microscope to help you, I don't believe, on my soul, that you would find the least article or particle of the cuticle of A TARANTULA. SONNET TO VAUXHALL. "The English Garden."-MASON. THE cold transparent ham is on my fork— It hardly rains-and hark the bell !-ding-dingle- Mocking a Vauxhall shower!-Married and Single To study the Sublime, &c.-(vide Burke) My dear, do pull the bell, And send those noisy children all up stairs, Now playing here like bears You George, and William, go into the grounds, Charles, James, and Bob are there, and take your string, You're quite enough to play at hare and hounds,— And Take each your doll, go, my dears, into the two-back pair, Harriet and Grace, thank God, are both at school, I want to read, but really can't get on Let the four twins, Mark, Matthew, Luke, and John, Oh Mr. Malthus, I agree In every thing I read with thee! The world's too full, there is no doubt, Too many every-thing-makers, Too many boys, Too many hobby-de-hoys, Too many girls, men, widows, wives, and maids,- And yet some Wrongheads, Capital punishment to abolish; And in the face of censuses such vast ones Laying first stones, the dolts! instead of last ones!— Others, again, in the same contrariety, Deem that of all Humane Society They really deserve thanks, Because the two banks of the Serpentine, Are Saving Banks. Oh! were it given but to me to weed The human breed, And root out here and there some cumbering elf, I think I could go through it, With profit to the world and to myself,- These, for my own sake, I'd destroy; But for the peace of years that have to run, By rooting up all Aldermen but one,— Is little by the public understood, For instance-if with flint, and steel, and tinder, Or, if the Lord Mayor, on an Easter Monday, Proposed to poison all the little Blue-coats, Some meddling Marplot would blow up, Just at the moment critical, The economy political Of saving their fresh yellow plush and new coats. Equally 'twould be undone, In June or May, When all the large small family of charity, Brown, black, or carrotty, Walk in their dusty parish shoes, In too, too many two-and-twos, To sing together till they scare the walls Sitting in red, grey, green, blue, drab, and white, Tho' I think sad-but that's a schism- Down that immense extinguisher, the dome- Islington Wapping-or Pall Mall way! Thus, people hatch'd from goose's egg, And in its face their doors all shut, On hinges oil'd with cajeput Drugging themselves with drams well spiced and cloven, And turning pale as linen rags At hoisting up of yellow flags, While 66 and I are crying you Orange Boven!" Why should we let precautions so absorb us, Or trouble shipping with a quarantineWhen if I understand the thing you mean, We ought to import the Cholera Morbus ! |