JOHN CASPAR WURMSER. The celebrated John Caspar Wurmser, always swore by himself, and used no other oath, hol ding this so sacred that nothing could make him break it, or in the slightest degree depart from it; and when John Caspar said it, it was sure to be true, and certain of being performed, and nothing could shake the firm resolve which he had once sanctioned, with his Christian name. A soldier of his regiment, who had served seventeen years, and during this period had always demeaned himself in a most exemplary manner, by the seduction of his comrades had undertaken to do, what in time of war was attonable only by death, but otherwise excusable by corporal punishment. It was unfortunate for this soldier, that when the report was made, the general was in a bad humour, and on hearing it, exclaimed, As sure as my name is John Caspar, this fellow shall be hanged.' The officers of the regiment pitied the poor man's 's case, but as the General had sworn by his forename, they did not dare speak a good word for him. The day of execution came, and the Genera was at the head of his regiment, and gave the word of command; when the delinquent was within the lists, he threw himself on his knees, and begged the General to grant him a favour? upon which the General said, if it be for any thing after your death you ask, you may be assured it shall be fulfilled, but hang you must. The soldier execution that he asked, but that said it was for something after his he might suffer calmly, he begged the General to assure him on his oath, that he would perform his petition. The General answered, 'As sure as my name is John Casper, I will perform it.' Then the soldier begged that the General would, after he was dead, kiss his posterior. The General, for his word's sake, pardoned him, because he would have been at all events obliged to break one of his caths. THE OLD BAILEY. On Tuesday, Ann Flynn was indicted for stealing from a butcher in Whitechapel a shoulder of mutton. It appeared in evidence, that the prosecutor being busy with his customers on a Saturd night, the prisoner availed hers of that opportunity, and carri away the shoulder of mutton. She was, however, soon seized and brought back, and an officer being. sent for, she was carried before a magistrate, and committed for trial. These facts being proved, the prisoner was called upon for her defence, and she told a tale of woe that penetrated every ear. — She acknowledged the robbery, but solemnly declared that she SINGULAR ADVERTISEMENT. R. Douglas, a Lawyer, advertises in an Ohio paper that he intends practising law, at Chilicothe, if he can get any thing to do; and that he intends to be honest likewise! was urged to it by the most afflict-` As soon as she was turned out of the door the prosecutor addressed the court, and said, that the constable had done him more injury than the thief; for Sir William Parsons, the magistrate, having ordered him to take care of the shoulder of mutton, he thought fit to cook it for his own dinner, and to sit down and eat it. This new complaint, as might naturally be supposed, excited not a little the risible muscles of the court. The constable was immediately called upon to account for his conduct, who said, 'My Lord, I did take care of it; I kept it whilst it was worth keeping, and if my wife and I had not eat it, the dogs must have dined on it." London pap. Health is the vital principle of bliss and exercise of health. LADY'S MISCELLANY. NEW-YORK, MAY 19, 1810. The City Inspector reports the death 27 persons (of whom 11 were men, 8 women, 6 boys, and 2 girls) during the week ending on Saturday last, viz :—of consumption 7, convulsions 2, decay 1, dropsy 3, dropsy in the head 1, drowned 1, typhus fever I, gout 1, inflamma. tion of the lungs 2, intemperance 1, liver disease 1, pleurisy 1, scrofula 1, still. born 1, suicide by laudanum 1, and 2 of whooping-cough. Horrid Murder.-On the 18th April, the body of a boy, who appeared to be about 17 years of age, was found floating in Trent River (North Carolina) onɛ mile and a half from Newbern, with two large stones tied to his body, weighing upwards of 60 pounds, and was also shot in the back. A jury of inquest was held over the body, who found a verdict of wilful murder. Capt. Edward Tinker and Mr. Peter Durand were im. mediately taken up on suspicion as being concerned in said murder, and are now in close confinement, and it is sup. posed will stand their trial at the ensuing court. Since the above was in type, we learn that Durand has turned state's evidence against his brother in law Tinker. At the late superior court Tinker was urraigned, but out of more than a hundred persons summoned a jury could not be made, most of them having before expressed the'r opinions, and were therefore objected to. It is said that Tinker had committed some atrocious act of which the deceased was a witness, and therefore the boy was put out of the way TO CORRESPONDENTS. "The Weekly Inspector" is unavoida bly omitted. "The May Sprig," shall appear in our next. "Uncertainty of Friendship," on file-and several other communications under consideration. MARRIED, On Wednesday evening last, by the Rev. Mr. Parkinson, Mr. William Neil, Printer, to Miss Ann Wreath, both of this city. On Thursday evening last, by the Rev. Mr. Moore, Mr. Burnell Brown, to Miss Margaret Grozart, || daughter of John Grozart, Esq. all of this city. By the Rev. Mr. Fish, Mr. Ira Bush, of the house of Rice & Bush, Boston, to Miss Hester Brague, of Long-Island. On Thursday evening, 10th inst. at Bloomingdale, by the Rev. Mr.|| Gunn, Mr. Francis A. Lowrey, to Miss Eliza Webber, daughter of Philip Webber, of that place. On Saturday evening last, by the Rey. Mr. Burke, Mr. James Maxwell, merchant, to Miss Jane Deurman, second daughter of Mr. Justis Dearman, ad of this city. At Norfolk, on the evening of 1st May, lieut. Walter G. Anderson, of the U. States Navy, to Miss Ann Crawford. At Philadelphia, John Williams, merchant, to Miss Mary Wali, At Philadelphia, Robert Walsh, jun. Esq. of Baltimore, to Miss Ann Maria Moylan. At Utica, on the 1st inst. Mr. Daniel Thomas, merchant, of that place to Miss Surah-Ann Stringham, of this city. DIED, At Philadelphia, Major Matthew Shaw, an active and useful soldier during the revolutionary war. Wednesday morning, after a tedious illness, in the 57th year of her age, Mrs. Abigail Van Hook, relict of the late Arendt Van Hook. On Tuesday 8th inst. in the 66th year of his age, Mr. Francis Bull, formerly of the house of Bull and Allen, and late Translator of Languages: On Monday morning at seven o'clock of a lingering illness, which she bore with christian fortitude, Mrs. Jane Gardner, aged 37 years, wife of captain Hiram Gardner. On Friday 11th inst. at his house in Robinson-street, Philip Livingston, Esq. On Friday, 11th inst. Mrs. Ann Brooks, relict of the late _Michac Brooks, deceased. On Tuesday morning, 15th inst. Mr. Frederick Bokce, in the 35th year of his age. At Baltimore, on the 6th inst. Miss Euphemia White, daughter of the late Moniel White, of Westches ter, in the state of New-York. On the 23d of April, at the Bucks County, Alms House, Pennsylvania, Dinah, a black woman, a native of that county, aged 116 years.». The following lines, written by a gentleman who resided at Georgetown, (Columbia) at the time, were elicited on witnessing one of the most tremendous Tornadoes that, perhaps, ever occurred on the American continent, For the Lady's Miscellany. THE STORM. HAIL thou morning Sun! thou god of day! In all thy pomp and majesty appear! That mortal man can possibly conceive; Thou God of all existing worlds! Deign finite man, proclaim his thanks The fields all green, with flowers gay, To breathe in air like this is pleasing, When heat and drought continue long Now Boreas Blows a furious blast; Lay in heaps for winter store--this Progeny destroy. The sturdy Oak majestic, that brav'd Cannon breathe and roar their furious Then down descend the rain, in great The plastic, saturated plants again Each of these pronounce the storm o'er; B. D. Georgetown, (Col. ) June 17, 1806. SONG, IN "UP ALL NIGHT.” Air-As pensive I thought on my love, CLD Flam was a lawyer so grim, He married his maid, people say; But scarce was the honey. -moon dim, When the Devil cried, Flam, come away! Oh! Oh! Story of wo! When the Devil cried, Flam, come away! How she wished that the tear-drop would fall, But poor Mrs. Flam could not weep; And soon in a black velvet pail, She popped the old lawyer to sleep. She thought of her love as she lay, When the ghost of the late Mr. Flam, In his green velvet cap, came to say, "Phoo! nonsense! your grief is all sham." Oh! Oh! &c. &c. &c. Quoth she, "Ghost, I'm no longer thine, I won't lie alone in the dark, For to-morrow at half after nine, Mr. Flam, I shall marry your clerk.” Oh! Oh! &c. &c. &c. PRINTED AND PUBLISHED BY MCARTY & WHITE, No. 317 Water-street, New-York: in half-yearly volumes, containing twentysix numbers cach, (issued weekly) at One Dullar the volume. Distant pa trous to pay in advance. 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