To many a whore gave privilege, To Puddle-dock for want of money: 585 Engag'd the constable to seize All those that would not break the peace; Tho' sometimes commoners or lords, And kept 'em prisoners of course, For being sober at ill hours, That in the morning he might free, Or bind them over for his fee: 590 595 For leave to practice in their ways; 600 Farm'd out all cheats, and went a share With th' headborough and scavenger; And made the dirt i' th' streets compound For taking up the public ground; The kennel, and the king's highway 605 For being unmolested, pay; Let out the stocks, and whipping-post, And cage, to those that gave him most: And pay church-duties, and his fees: But was implacable and aukward, Like nest-eggs, to make clients lay, 625 And for his false opinion pay; To whom the Knight, with comely grace, H 630 635 Quoth he, There is one Sidrophel, Whom I have cudgell'd.-Very well. And now he brags t' have beaten me.Better and better still, quoth he. And vows to stick me to a wall, Where-e'er he meets me.-Best of all. 'Tis true the knave has taken 's oath That I robb'd him.-Well done, in troth. When h' has confess'd he stole my cloak, And pick'd my fob, and what he took ; Which was the cause that made me bang him, And take my goods again—Marry, hang him. Now, whether I should beforehand Swear he robb'd me?—I understand. Or bring my action of conversion, And trover for my goods.-Ah! whoreson. Or if 't is better to indite, And bring him to his trial.-Right. Prevent what he designs to do, And swear for th' state against him.-True. Or whether he that is defendant, 'In this case has the better end on't; 1 640 1 645 650 655 |