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teresting one; the materials on which to found a judgment are few and open to all, and a final decision seems possible. Macaulay says:

"While leading this vagrant and miserable life, Johnson fell in love. The object of his passion was Mrs. Elizabeth Porter, a widow who had children as old as himself. To ordinary spectators the lady appeared to be a short, fat, coarse woman, painted half an inch thick, dressed in gaudy colors, and fond of exhibiting provincial airs and graces, which were not exactly those of the Queensberrys and Lepels. To Johnson, however, whose passions were strong, whose eyesight was too weak to distinguish ceruse from natural bloom, and who had seldom or never been in the same room with a woman of real fashion, his Titty, as he called her, was the most beautiful, graceful, and accomplished of her sex. That his admiration was unfeigned cannot be doubted, for she was as poor as himself. She accepted, with a readiness which did her little honor, the addresses of a suitor who might have been her son." Macaulay goes on to tell how Johnson set up a school. After asserting that Johnson bimself was unfit for the life of a schoolmaster, he adds: Nor was the tawdry, painted grandmother whom he called his Titty well qualified to make provision for the comfort of young gentlemen. David Garrick, who was one of the pupils, used, many years later, to throw the best company of London into convulsions of laughter by mimicking the endearments of this extraordinary pair." Some pages further on, in describing Mrs. Johnson's death, he says: "Many people had been surprised to see a man of his genius and learning stooping to every drudgery, and denying himself almost every comfort, for the purpose of supplying a silly, affected old woman with superfluities, which she accepted with but little gratitude."

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Assuming for the moment that Mrs. Porter was such as Macaulay describes her, assuming, also, that Johnson in his wooing and the seventeen years of his married life never discovered that her charms, such as they were, were due to art, it most certainly was not his eyesight that was at fault. It is strange how any one so well read in his Boswell as Macaulay most certainly was, could have maintained that Johnson's eyesight was too weak to distinguish ceruse from natural bloom. There was, no doubt, some great defect in Johnson's sight. Our belief is that he could not see things at a glance,

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but that if time were given him he could distinguish clearly enough. At all events, when he was a young man, and in good health, he could tell the hour by the town clock of Lichfield. Boswell records it was wonderful how accurate his observation of visual objects was, notwithstanding his imperfect eyesight, owing to a habit of attention. Moreover, it was noticed that so far from being indifferent to the appearance and the dress of ladies, he was, on the contrary, most observant. "The ladies with whom he was acquainted agree that no man was more nicely and minutely critical in the elegance of female dress." Miss Burney says just the same. "It seems," she writes," he always speaks his mind concerning the dress of ladies; and all ladies who are here (i.e. at Streatham) obey his injunctions implicitly, and alter whatever he disapproves. Notwithstanding he is sometimes so absent, and always so near-sighted, he scrutinizes into every part of almost everybody's appearance." In another part of her diary she writes: "I believe his blindness is as much the effect of absence as of infirmity, for he sees wonderfully at times." Madame Piozzi's testimony more than bears this out. "No accidental position of a riband," she says, "escaped him, so nice was his observation, and so rigorous his demands of propriety." tells how "a lady whose accomplishments he never denied (Mrs. Montagu, we believe), came to our house one day covered with diamonds, feathers, etc., and he did not seem inclined to chat with her as usual. I asked him why, when the company was gone. Why, her head looked so like that of a woman who shows puppets,' said he, 'and her voice so confirmed the fancy, that I could not bear her to-day; when she wears a large cap I can talk to her."" In fact there is good evidence that he had in his early days in. terfered with his wife as much as at Streatham he interfered with Mrs. Thrale and her guests. He once told Mrs. Thrale "that Mrs. Johnson's hair was eminently beautiful quite blonde, like that of a baby; but that she fretted about the color, and was always desirous to dye it black, which be very judiciously hindered her from doing." It is abundantly clear then that, if Mrs. Johnson was the tawdry, painted grandmother that Macaulay describes, Johnson, so far as his eyesight went, would not long have been deceived by her ceruse. If he was blind, it was the blindness of a lover.

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with the Queensberrys and Lepels. It mattered little to him, therefore, what might be their airs and graces. But provincial airs and graces - the airs and graces, that is to say, which as much became ladies who spent their whole life in the country, as courtly airs and graces became the ladies of St. James's - were surely not unknown to him.

correct? Has he not himself laid on the
color thickly, and added ceruse where,
perhaps, there was already ceruse enough?
What are the authorities to which he has
had access? None of Johnson's biogra-
phers had ever seen the lady. All the
descriptions, therefore, that we have of
her are second-hand, except, indeed, a few
passages in which Johnson himself has
described her. What is known of her, But it may be urged we are making the
however, is chiefly from the anecdotes he case still worse. If Johnson was not half
told about her, and from the accounts blind, if he had mixed with ladies of
given of her to the various biographers birth and breeding, how great must the
by her daughter, Miss Porter, by Garrick, infatuation have been which led him to
Hector, Hawkesworth, blind Miss Wil- marry a tawdry, painted grandmother!
liams, Mrs. Desmoulins, and old Mr. We must first ask that it shall be settled at
Levett. She belonged to an old county what age a woman who has no grandchil-
family. In the register of her birth her dren is properly called a grandmother.
father is entered esquire, at a time, too, Mrs. Johnson was forty-six at the date of
when this title was not lightly given. her second marriage. She was born in
Johnson on her tombstone describes her February 1689, and was married in July
as antiquâ Farvisiorum gente orta." 1735. Her case is certainly somewhat
Her family had once possessed nearly the hard. She was but a year beyond the
whole lordship of Great Peatling (about age of the Duchess of Cleveland, when
two thousand acres), in Leicestershire. that famous beauty is described by Ma-
She was born in February, 1689. She caulay as no longer young, but still re-
had married a mercer at Birmingham, taining some traces of that superb and
named Porter. When Johnson made
her acquaintance her husband was still
living. He had an opportunity, there-
fore, of studying her character at a time
when he could never have dreamt of mar-
rying her. Nor in all likelihood was his
judgment about women so untrained as
Macaulay says. Likely enough he "had
seldom or never been in the same room
with a woman of real fashion." We may,
in passing, raise a doubt whether the son
of a country
tradesman, who had inherited
from his father just twenty pounds, and
who had to make his way in life, would
have been guided in his choice of a wife
by the sight even of half a score of women
of fashion. However, he had, as we know,
from his earliest years always met with
"a kind reception in the best families at
Lichfield." Among his friends he reck-
oned his godfather, Dr. Swinfen, who is
described as being a gentleman of landed
property; Mr. Levett, another gentleman
of fortune; Captain Garrick, the father of
the great actor; Mr. Howard, a proctor in
the ecclesiastical court; and Mr. Walmes- commonly stated, is proved by a passage in "Prayers
That she was married in 1735, and not in 1736, as
ley, the registrar. Mr. Walmesley's fa- and Meditations," page 210, where Johnson records,
ther had been chancellor of the diocese. We were married almost seventeen years." She died
in March 1752.
and member for the city. "In most of In the registry of the parish church of Birmingham
these families," writes Boswell," he was is recorded the birth of Jarvis Henry Porter, son of
in the company of ladies - particularly at Henry Porter, of Edgbaston, on January 29, 1717 (1718
new style). The birth of a daughter is recorded on
Mr. Walmesley's, whose wife and sisters- March 21, 1707. She must, we believe, have died be-
in-law, daughters of a baronet, were re-fore Johnson's marriage, for no mention is made of
her. So far as this registry shows, no other son was
markable for good breeding." Johnson born. For this extract we are indebted to the kindness
was not likely ever in life to have to do of the rector, Canon Wilkinson.

voluptuous loveliness which twenty years
before overcame the hearts of all men."
Does the widow of a duke, we may fairly
ask, become a grandmother at the age of
forty-six as well as the widow of a mercer?
Johnson himself was on his marriage day
two months short of twenty-six.
The
difference in age was certainly great
enough, but surely not so great as to jus-
tify Macaulay's rhetoric. Neither is it
true, we believe, that she had children as
old as himself. There are only two chil-
dren of whom anything certain seems to
be known. Her daughter Lucy was six
years younger than Johnson.
"She rev-
erenced him," writes Boswell, "and he
had a parental tenderness for her." Lucy
had a brother who became a captain in
the Royal Navy. He was, we believe,
more than two years her junior, and,
therefore, eight years younger than John-
son.†

Doubtless long before Mrs. Johnson's death the difference of years between her

and her husband had become far more strongly marked. As she had fallen away in looks, so had he improved. Miss Porter told Boswell that "when Johnson was first introduced to her mother his appearance was very forbidding; he was then lean and lank, so that his immense structure of bones was hideously striking to the eye, and the scars of the scrofula were deeply visible." There may be some exaggeration in this description; but, on the other hand, is there not every reason to believe that the portrait that Garrick has drawn of the wife is equally overcharged? For "the ordinary spectators," of whom Macaulay writes with such confidence, are found, so far, at least, as our discovery has extended, to be Garrick, and no one but Garrick. He alone, with the exception of Miss Porter, of those who knew Mrs. Johnson at the time of her marriage, has left any account of her personal appearance. The picture that he draws is certainly repulsive enough. "Mr. Garrick described her to me," writes Boswell, "as very fat, with a bosom of more than ordinary protuberance, with swelled cheeks, of a florid red produced by thick painting, and increased by the liberal use of cordials; flaring and fantastic in her dress, and affected both in her speech and her general behavior. I have seen Garrick exhibit her, by his exquisite talent of mimicry, so as to excite the heartiest bursts of laughter; but he probably, as is the case in all such representations, considerably aggravated the picture." Madame Piozzi says that "Garrick told Mrs. Thrale that she was a little, painted puppet, of no value at all, and quite disguised with affectation, full of odd airs of rural elegance; and he made out some comical scenes by mimicking her in a dialogue he pretended to have overheard. I do not know whether he meant such stuff to be believed or no, it was so comical." Macaulay, it may be noticed, has combined the two portraits. The fatness and coarseness he gets from Boswell, the shortness from Madame Piozzi. Yet "a little, painted puppet' and " a short, fat, coarse woman do not seem to be well applied to the same person. Be that as it may, it is worth notice that there is nothing that fixes the date of Garrick's description. Is he speaking of her as she was when Johnson wooed her, or as she was after many years of married life? The chief reproach thrown by Macaulay on Johnson was that he was so blinded as to fall in love with a short, fat, coarse woman, painted half an inch thick

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-a tawdry, painted grandmother. What proof have we that Mrs. Elizabeth Porter, the widow of forty-six, was such a woman? It may well be doubted whether Garrick's description, even when applied to her later years, is not a gross exaggeration. Percy, the Bishop of Dromore, has added a warning, which Macaulay should scarcely have so totally disregarded. "As Johnson," he says, "kept Garrick much in awe when present, David, when his back was turned, repaid the restraint with ridicule of him and his Dulcinea, which should be read with great abatement." Mrs. Thrale saw a picture of her at Lichfield, which was, she says, very pretty, and her daughter, Miss Lucy Porter, said it was like. Whatever may have been her appearance, "the lover," says Macaulay, "continued to be under the illusions of the wedding-day till the lady died in her sixty-fourth year. On her monument he placed an inscription extolling the charms of her person and of her manners." But may not a pretty woman, who outlives her prettiness, be fairly described on her tombstone as formosa? Would it have been wrong on their monuments to call Marlborough gallant or Swift learned, because from the eyes of one the streams of dotage flowed, and the other expired a driveller and a show? Johnson might well have discovered that his wife had lost her charms, for all that the epitaph he placed over her shows. Besides, as he himself said, "in lapidary inscriptions a man is not upon oath."

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He was not, indeed, the man to form romantic notions, nor to find in every goose a swan. His conduct to his wife on their marriage day shows clearly enough that that "homely wisdom," for which Macaulay praised him, had by no means deserted him even in the passion of love. "She had read the old romances,' he told Boswell, "and had got into her head the fantastical notion that a woman of spirit should use her lover like a dog. So, sir, at first she told me that I rode too fast, and she could not keep up with me; and, when I rode a little slower, she passed me, and complained that I lagged behind. I was not to be made the slave of caprice; and I resolved to begin as I meant to end. I therefore pushed on briskly, till I was fairly out of her sight. The road lay between two hedges, so I was sure she could not miss it; and I contrived that she should soon come up with me. When she did, I observed her to be in tears."

More than twenty years after his wife's

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Boswell. Pray, sir, do you not suppose that there are fifty women in the world, with any one of whom a man may be as happy as with any one woman in particular?

death, when, on a visit to Birmingham, he | lor would preach, we have proof of the
had met his first love, Mrs. Careless, he powers of her mind. However much he
said to Boswell, who had accompanied might have been deceived by her appear-
him, "If I had married her it might have ance, most certainly he could not have
been as happy for me." The following lived with her for nearly seventeen years
conversation then passed: -
without forming a just estimate of her
mind. In a funeral sermon, no doubt, as
in lapidary inscriptions, a man is not upon
oath. Nevertheless, even if we make
considerable deduction for exaggeration,
there is much that remains. He writes
of her as one "whom many, who now
hear me, have known, and whom none,
who were capable of distinguishing either
moral or intellectual excellence, could
know without esteem or tenderness. To
praise the extent of her knowledge, the
acuteness of her wit, the accuracy of her
judgment, the force of her sentiments, or
the elegance of her expression would ill

Johnson.- Ay, sir; fifty thousand.
Boswell.-Then, sir, you are not of opinion
with some who imagine that certain men and
certain women are made for each other; and
that they cannot be happy if they miss their
counterparts?

Johnson. To be sure not, sir. I believe
marriages would in general be as happy, and
often more so, if they were all made by the
lord' chancellor, upon a due consideration of
the characters and circumstances, without the
parties having any choice in the matter.

suit with the occasion."

Macaulay says that it cannot be doubted If we should set aside the great differ- that Johnson's admiration for the widow ence in their ages, Mrs. Johnson would was unfeigned, for she was as poor as seem to have had qualities which made himself. This statement about her povher no unsuitable companion for Johnson. erty it is not easy to accept. Boswell, Boswell says: "She must have had a indeed, says that the marriage was a very superiority of understanding and talents, imprudent scheme, both on account of as she certainly inspired him with more their disparity of years and her want of than ordinary passion." She could, at all fortune. Miss Williams also states that events, understand and admire his genius. Mr. Porter had died insolvent; but Miss The first time she met him and heard him Williams did not make the acquaintance talk, she said to her daughter, "This is of the Johnsons till many years after their the most sensible man that I ever saw in marriage, and so in this point she might my life." Miss Williams, who knew her have been mistaken. Hawkins says that well, and who was herself a woman of she was left "so provided for, as made great intelligence, says that "she had a a match with her to a man in Johnson's good understanding and great sensibility, circumstances desirable. .. Her forbut was inclined to be satirical." John- tune, which is conjectured to have been son told Mrs. Thrale that "his wife read about eight hundred pounds, placed him comedy better than anybody he ever in a state of affluence to which before he heard; in tragedy she mouthed too much." had been a stranger." It is difficult to In a passage in Boswell we have proof believe that she had not some money. of her enjoyment of literature. John- Johnson records, in July 1732, that he had son," he writes, " told me, with an amiable received twenty pounds, being all that he fondness, a little pleasing circumstance had reason to hope for out of his father's relative to this work ['The Rambler']. effects previous to his mother's death. Mrs. Johnson, in whose judgment and He had since that time earned five guintaste he had great confidence, said to eas by his translation of Lobo's "Voyage him, after a few numbers had come out, to Abyssinia." He had, moreover, held 'I thought very well of you before; but at least one situation as usher in the I did not imagine you could have written grammar school of Market Bosworth, anything equal to this.' Distant praise, and at the same time had been a kind of from whatever quarter, is not so delight- domestic chaplain to the patron of the ful as that of a wife whom a man loves school. This situation he recollected all and esteems." Could Boswell, we may his life afterwards with the strongest with some reason ask, have written this aversion, and even a degree of horror. if he had known that Johnson's wife was For six months of the time he had been the "silly, affected old woman" of Ma- the guest of his old schoolfellow, Mr. caulay's imagination? In the sermon Hector. In 1735 he married, and either that Johnson wrote for her funeral, and that year or the next he hired a large which he had hoped his friend Dr. Tay- | house, and set up a school. He had but

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three pupils according to Boswell. Haw-| Sir John Hawkins, had made his acquaintkins gives him a few more. "His num-ance before his wife's death, but her he bers, he says, "at no time exceeded had never seen. He had been told "by eight, and of those not all were boarders." Mr. Garrick, Dr. Hawkesworth, and othAfter a year and a half he gave up school- ers that there was somewhat crazy in the keeping, and went to London. "He had behavior of them both; profound respect a little money when he came to town," on his part, and the airs of an antiquated says Boswell. As he left his wife at Lich- beauty on hers." He goes on to say: field, we may feel sure that he did not "Johnson had not then been used to the leave her without making some provision company of women, and nothing but for her. The school could scarcely have his conversation rendered him tolerable paid its expenses. Certainly it could not among them; it was, therefore, necessary have returned him the outlay on the fur- that he should practise his best manners niture, much less have provided him with to one, whom, as she was descended from any surplus. It is difficult to see how the an ancient family, and had brought him a newly married couple lived for almost the fortune, he thought his superior.' Out first three years of their married life, un- of Hawkins's simple statement that Johnless Mrs. Johnson had some money of son had not been used to the company of her own. women, have, perhaps, grown "the woman of real fashion" of Macaulay, "the Queensberrys and Lepels." Hawkins's explanation of any part of Johnson's conduct is worth nothing. That "most unclubable man who, as Johnson himself said, was penurious and mean, and had a degree of brutality and a tendency to savageness that could not easily be defended, was utterly unfit to understand the character of a great man. His statements of facts, however, may perhaps be generally accepted, if they are not improbable in themselves, and if there is no evidence to the contrary. In the present case we see no reason to doubt that he has correctly reported what Garrick and Hawkesworth had told him.

Whether Mrs. Johnson had money or not, we know not what justification Macaulay has for asserting: "Nor was the tawdry, painted grandmother, whom he called his Titty, well qualified to make provision for the comfort of young_gentlemen." It was not, by the way, Titty, but Tetty, that Johnson called his wife. Tetty, as Boswell says, like Betty, is provincially used as a contraction for Elizabeth, her Christian name. Macaulay, apparently in confirmation of his assertion, then tells how "Garrick used to throw the best company of London into convulsions of laughter by mimicking the endearments of this extraordinary pair." Garrick's mimicry no more proved that the wife was not well qualified to make provision for the comfort of young gentlemen than that the husband was not well qualified to write his dictionary. She had certainly one of the qualities which are commonly thought to be the marks of a good housewife. My wife," said Johnson to Mrs. Thrale, "had a particular reverence for cleanliness, and desired the praise of neatness in her dress and furniture, as many ladies do, till they become troublesome to their best friends, slaves to their own besoms, and only sigh for the hour of sweeping their husbands out of the house as dirt and useless lumber. A clean floor is so comfortable, she would say sometimes by way of twitting; till at last I told her that I thought we had had talk enough about the floor; we would now have a touch at the ceiling."

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It is certainly surprising, seeing that Mrs. Johnson lived in London fourteen or fifteen years, that what is known of her is really so little. Not much, how ever, is known of Johnson during this same period. One of his biographers,

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Of the closing years of Mrs. Johnson's life we know next to nothing. "The last Rambler,'" says Macaulay, "was written in a sad and gloomy hour. Mrs. Johnson had been given over by the physicians. Three days later she died. She left her husband almost broken-hearted." And then Macaulay adds, in a passage that we have already quoted: "Many people had been surprised to see a man of his genius and learning stooping to every drudgery, and denying himself almost every comfort, for the purpose of supplying a silly, affected old woman with superfluities, which she accepted with but little gratitude." Who are the many people of whom Macaulay speaks we are not able to say. We know but one authority for the statement. "I have been told by Mrs. Desmoulins," writes Boswell, "who, before her marriage, lived for some time with Mrs. Johnson at Hampstead, that she indulged herself in country air and nice living at an unsuitable expense, while her husband was drudging in the smoke of London." This may be the case, but the

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