XX To save th' Old Bailey daily shilling, In P. N.'s pious Row— When ask'd to Hock and haunch o' ven'son, XXI O come and tell us what the Pole is- Or straight, or crooked bent,— If very thick or very thin,— To those there be in Kent? XXII There's Combe, there's Spurzheim, and there's Gall, What has the public learn'd? XXIII Alvanly asks if whist, dear soul, And Eldon doubts if it be true, XXIV Barrow, by well-fed office grates, And Croker, in his cabriolet, XXV O come away, and set us right, On questions such as these :— XXVI Is Ursa Major white or black? Their neighbours-and what for? XXVII Tell us, is Winter champion there, Say, what are Chilly loans? What cures they have for rheums beside, From eating bread of bones? XXVIII Whether they are such dwarfs-the quicker And then, from head to heel- Their dumpy envoys not to lose Their toes in spite of zeal? XXIX Whether 'twill soften or sublime it To win their souls-or that old function XXX Whether the lamps will e'er be "learn'd" With people that have never conn'd The Sound of Lancaster! XXXI O come away at any rate— Well hast thou earn'd a downier state- Good lack, thou must be glad to smell dock, After such frosty years. XXXII Mayhap, some gentle dame at last, Shall bid thee now set up thy rest ODE TO W. KITCHENER, M.D., AUTHOR OF THE COOK'S ORACLE,' 99 66 OBSERVATIONS ON VOCAL 66 MUSIC, THE ART OF INVIGORATING AND PROLONGING AND THE PLEASURE OF MAKING A WILL. "I rule the roast, as Milton says!"-Caleb Quotem. I OH! multifarious man! Thou Wondrous, Admirable Kitchen Crichton ! The laws of Optics, Peptics, Music, Cooking— As busy with the kitchen as the skies! At some rich stew thro' Galileo's eyes,- In spectacles as in mere isinglass- Could leave the lowest for the highest stories, And turn, like thee, Diana's calculator, How few could lay The carving knife beside the tuning fork, II Oh, to behold thy features in thy book! With one rais'd eye watching the dial's date, The garnish'd brow-with "a few leaves of bay" And still one studious finger near thy brains, From editing some New soup —or hashing Dibdin's cold remains! Or, Orpheus-like,-fresh from thy dying strains Of music,-Epping luxuries of sound, As Milton says, "in many a bout Of linked sweetness long drawn out," Whilst all thy tame stuff'd leopards listen'd round! III Oh, rather thy whole proper length reveal, And how Tom Cook (Fryer and Singer born |