IV TO MARY HOUSEMAID, ON VALENTINE'S DAY MARY, you know I've no love nonsense, Though Beauty hasn't formed your feature, May wish that she was half as plain. Your virtues would not rise an inch, Although your shape was two foot taller, And wisely you let others pinch Great waists and feet to make them smaller. You never try to spare your hands From getting red by household duty, But doing all that it commands, Their coarseness is a moral beauty. Let Susan flourish her fair arms, LAMENT FOR THE DECLINE OF CHIVALRY WELL hast thou cried, departed Burke, Is ended now and past!— That iron age-which some have thought Ay! where are those heroic knights Who wore the plated vest?— The bold King Arthur sleepeth sound; Oh, Time has pluck'd the plumy brow! Grim John o' Gaunt is quite gone by, Bold Sidney, and his kidney-nay, No Percy branch now perseveres, Surgeons, alone, by any chance, Alas for Lion-Hearted Dick, Oh, it would warm them in a trice, Of his old mace in Greece ! The famed Rinaldo lies a-cold, No Saracen meets Paladin, We hear of no great Saladin, But only grow the small! Our Cressys, too, have dwindled since The only one we moderns had Was nothing but a Sandwich lad, Where are those old and feudal clans, Their pikes, and bills, and partisans, Their hauberks, jerkins, buffs? A battle was a battle then, A breathing piece of work; but men Fight now with powder puffs! The curtal-axe is out of date; The good old crossbrow bends-to Fate; 'Tis gone, the archer's craft! No tough arm bends the springing yew, And jolly draymen ride, in lieu Of Death, upon the shaft! The spear, the gallant tilter's pride, The coat of mail is left alone,- We fight in ropes, and not in lists, No mounted man is overthrown : Methinks I see the bounding barb, For warding steel's appliance! Methinks I hear the trumpet stir! 'Tis but the guard to Exeter, That bugles the "Defiance"! In cavils when will cavaliers Set ringing helmets by the ears, And scatter plumes about? Or blood-if they are in the vein ? Alas! the Casque is out! No iron-crackling now is scored Though certain doctors still pretend, Farewell, then, ancient men of might! As in a safety coffin ! PLAYING AT SOLDIERS "Who'll serve the King?' WHAT little urchin is there never What little urchin with a rag (Our plate will show the manner), |