To the pheasants-how well they're preserv'd !— For my friends I must buy, And so send "silver pheasants and golden." I have tried ev'ry form for a hare, Every patch, every furze that could shroud her, With toil unrelax'd, Till my patience is tax'd, But I cannot be tax'd for hare-powder. I've been roaming for hours in three flats, The percussioning sport, I find nothing for "setting my cap at!" A woodcock,-this month is the time,— But 'spite of my trouble, Neither barrel can I find a cock for ! A rabbit I should not despise, It is not the seventh, But they seem to be keeping it hole-y. For a mallard I've waded the marsh, To obtain thee, O Duck, Or to doom thee, O Drake, like a Draco! For a field-fare I've fared far a-field, As to fly, and I find I may whistle myself for a black-bird! I am angry, I'm hungry, I'm dry, I am sick of myself, And with Number One seem overloaded. As well one might beat round St. Paul's, But Sir Christopher hasn't a wren there! Joyce may talk of his excellent caps, And it's really too bad, Not a shot I have had With Hall's Powder renown'd for "quick firing." If this is what people call sport, Oh! of sporting I can't have a high sense; More mischance on my gun— "Fined for shooting without any licence." JOHN DAY A PATHETIC BALLAD "A Day after the Fair."-Old Proverb. JOHN DAY he was the biggest man With back too broad to be conceived The very horses knew his weight, And wished his box a Christmas box, Alas! against the shafts of love, The barmaid of the Crown he loved, He thought her fairest of all fares, And often, among twelve outsides, One day, as she was sitting down He came, and knelt with all his fat, Said she, my taste will never learn So I must beg you will come here But still he stoutly urged his suit With vows, and sighs, and tears, Yet could not pierce her heart, altho’ He drove the Dart for years. In vain he wooed, in vain he sued, He fretted all the way to Stroud, At last her coldness made him pine But still he loved like one resolved O Mary! view my wasted back, Alas, in vain he still assail'd, Her heart withstood the dint ; Though he had carried sixteen stone He could not move a flint. Worn out, at last he made a vow Now some will talk in water's praise, But John, tho' he drank nothing else, The cruel maid that caused his love For looking in the butt, she saw Some say his spirit haunts the Crown, But that is only talk— For after riding all his life, His ghost objects to walk! HUGGINS AND DUGGINS PASTORAL, AFTER POPE Two swains or clowns-but call them swains For all that tend on sheep as drovers HUGGINS Of all the girls about our place, There's one beats all in form and face; Search through all Great and Little Bumpstead, You'll only find one Peggy Plumstead. |