So, liberty or not,—

Good lodgers are too scarce to let them off in
A suicidal coffin-

The dame ran up as fast as she could trot;
Appearance," fiddle-sticks!" should not deter
From going to the bed,

And looking at the head:

A married woman that had had

Nine boys and gals, and none had turned out bad-
Her own dear late would come home late at night,
And liquor always got him in a fight.

She'd been in hospitals-she wouldn't faint
At gores and gashes fingers wide and deep;
She knew what's good for bruises and what ain't—
Turlington's Drops she made a pint to keep.
Cases she'd seen beneath the surgent's hand—
Such skulls japann'd-she meant to say trepann'd!
Poor wretches! you would think they'd been in battle,
And hadn't hours to live,

From tearing horses' kicks or Smithfield cattle,
Shamefully over-driv!-

Heads forced to have a silver plate atop,
To get the brains to stop.

At imputations of the legs she'd been,

And neither screech'd nor cried-
Hereat she pluck'd the white cravat aside,
And lo! the whole phenomenon was seen―
"Preserve us all! He's going to gangrene!"

Alas! through Simpson's brain

Shot the remark, like ball, with mortal pain;
It tallied truly with his own misgiving,
And brought a groan,

To move a heart of stone

A sort of farewell to the land of living!
And as the case was imminent and urgent,
He did not make a shadow of objection

""

To Mrs. B.'s proposal for a "surgent,"
But merely gave a sigh of deep dejection,
While down the verdant cheek a tear of grief
Stole, like a dew-drop on a cabbage-leaf.

Swift flew the summons,-it was life or death!
And in as short a time as he could race it,
Came Doctor Puddicome, as short of breath,
To try his Latin charms against Hic Jacet.
He took a seat beside the patient's bed,

Saw tongue-felt pulse-examined the bad cheek,— Poked, strok'd, pinch'd, kneaded it-hemm'd-shook his head

Took a long solemn pause the cause to seek,
(Thinking, it seem'd in Greek,)

Then ask'd-'twas Christmas-" Had he eaten grass,
Or greens-and if the cook was so improper
To boil them up with copper,

Or farthings made of brass;

Or if he drank his Hock from dark green glass,
Or dined at City Festivals, whereat
There's turtle, and green fat?"

To all of which, with serious tone of woe,
Poor Simpson answered "No."

Indeed he might have said in form auricular,
Supposing Puddicome had been a monk-
He had not eaten (he had only drunk)
Of any thing "Particular."

The Doctor was at fault;

A thing so new quite brought him to a halt.
Cases of other colours came in crowds,

He could have found their remedy, and soon;
But green-it sent him up among the clouds,
As if he had gone up with Green's balloon!

Black with Black Jaundice he had seen the skin;
From Yellow Jaundice yellow,

From saffron tints to sallow ;

Then retrospective memory lugg'd in

Old Purple Face, the Host at Kentish Town-
East Indians, without number,

He knew familiarly, by heat done Brown,
From tan to a burnt umber,

Ev'n those eruptions he had never seen
Of which the Caledonian Poet spoke,
As "rashes growing green

"Phoo! phoo! a rash grow green!
Nothing of course but a broad Scottish joke!"
Then as to flaming visages, for those
The Scarlet Fever answer'd, or the Rose-
But verdant! that was quite a novel stroke!
Men turn'd to blue, by Cholera's last stage,

In common practice he had really seen;
But Green-he was too old, and grave, and sage,
To think of the last stage to Turnham Green!

So matters stood in-doors-meanwhile without,
Growing in going like all other rumours,
The modern miracle was buzz'd about,
By people of all humours,

Native or foreign in their dialecticals;
Till all the neighbourhood, as if their noses
Had taken the odd gross from little Moses,
Seem'd looking thro' green spectacles.
"Green faces!" so they all began to comment-
"Yes-opposite to Druggists' lighted shops,
But that's a flying colour-never stops—
A bottle-green that's vanish'd in a moment.
Green! nothing of the sort occurs to mind,
Nothing at all to match the present piece;
Jack in the Green has nothing of the kind-
Green-grocers are not green-nor yet green geese!"
The oldest Supercargoes or Old Sailors

Of such a case had never heard,

From Emerald Isle to Cape de Verd;

"Or Greenland!" cried the whalers.

All tongues were full of the Green Man, and still
They could not make him out, with all their skill;
No soul could shape the matter, head or tail-
But Truth steps in where all conjectures fail.

A long half hour, in needless puzzle,

Our Galen's cane had rubbed against his muzzle; He thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought

And still it came to nought,

When up rush'd Betty, loudest of Town Criers,
"Lord, Ma'am, the new Police is at the door!
It's B, ma'am, Twenty-four,-

As brought home Mister S. to Austin Friars,
And says there's nothing but a simple case-
He got that 'ere green face

By sleeping in the kennel near the Dyer's!"

HIT OR MISS

"Twa dogs, that were na thrang at hame,
Forgather'd ance upon a time."-BURNS.

ONE morn-it was the very morn
September's sportive month was born-
The hour, about the sunrise, early;
The sky grey, sober, still, and pearly,
With sundry orange streaks and tinges
Through daylight's door, at cracks and hinges;
The air, calm, bracing, freshly cool,
As if just skimm'd from off a pool;
The scene, red, russet, yellow, laden,

From stubble, fern, and leaves that deaden,
Save here and there a turnip patch,
Too verdant with the rest to match;
And far a-field a hazy figure,
Some roaming lover of the trigger.
Meanwhile the level light perchance
Pick'd out his barrel with a glance;
For all around a distant popping
Told birds were flying off or dropping.
Such was the morn-a morn right fair
To seek for covey or for hare-
When, lo! too far from human feet
For even Ranger's boldest beat,
A Dog, as in some doggish trouble,
Came cant'ring through the crispy stubble,
With dappled head in lowly droop,
But not the scientific stoop;
And flagging, dull, desponding ears,
As if they had been soak'd in tears,
And not the beaded dew that hung
The filmy stalks and weeds among.