even rudeness, which from an equal we may easily pardon, from a superior becomes a serious injury. When my school companion Marcus was a plain fellow like myself, I could have waited for him half an hour after the time of appointment, and laughed at his want of an apology when we met. But now that he is become a great man, I count the minutes of my attendance with impatience; and, when he swaggers up to his elbow-chair without an acknowledgement, I hate him for that arrogance which I think he assumes, and almost hate myself for bearing it as I do. The truth is, Marcus was born in the rank, but without the sensibilities, of a gentleman; a want, which no office in the state, no patent of dignity, can ever supply. If the term were rightly understood, I might confine my admonitions on the subject of this paper to three words, Be a gentle'man.' The feelings of this character, which in point of manners, is the most respectable of any, will be as immediately hurt by the idea of giving uneasiness by his own behaviour, as of suffering uneasiness from the behaviour of another.

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N° 92. SATURDAY, MARCH 25, 1780.

LOOKING from the window of a house where I was visiting some mornings ago, I observed, on the opposite side of the street, a sign-post, ornamented. with some little busts and bronzes, indicating a person to live there, by trade a Figure-maker. On remarking to a gentleman who stood near me, that this was a profession I did not recollect having heard of before, my friend, who has a knack of drawing observations from trifles, and, I must confess, is a little inclined to take things on their weak side, replied, with a sarcastic smile, that it was one of the most common in life. While he spoke, a

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young man, who has lately set up a very showy equipage, passed by in his carriage at a brisk trot, and bowed to me, who have the honour of a slight acquaintance with him, with that air of civil consequence which puts one in mind of the notice a man thinks himself entitled to. That young gentleman,’ said my friend, is a Figure-maker, and the chariot 'he drives in is his sign-post. You might trace the • brethren of this trade through every street, square, and house in town. Figure-making is common to 'all ranks, ages, tempers, and situations: there are rich and poor, extravagant and narrow, wise and foolish, witty and ridiculous, eloquent and silent, beautiful and ugly Figure-makers. In short, there ' is scarce any body such a cipher from Nature, as not to form some pretensions to making a figure in 'spite of her.

The young man who bowed to you is an extravagant Figure-maker, more remarkable from being * successor to a narrow one. I knew his father well, * and have often visited him in the course of moneytransactions, at his office, as it was called, in the garret-story of a dark airless house, where he sat, like the Genius of Lucre, brooding in his hole ' over the wealth his parsimony had acquired him. The very ink with which he wrote was adulterated 'with water, and he delayed mending his pen till the 'characters it formed were almost illegible. Yet he too had great part of his enjoyment from the opi'nion of others, aud was not insensible to the pleasures of Figure-making. Í have often seen him in

his threadbare brown coat, stop on the street to 'wait the passing of some of his well-dressed debtors, that he might have the pleasure of insulting them ' with the intimacy to which their situations entitled him; and I once knew him actually lend a large sum, on terms less advantageous than it was his 'custom to insist upon, merely because it was a 'Peer who wanted to borrow, and that he had applied in vain to two right honourable relations of 'immense fortune.

His son has just the same desire of shewing his wealth that the father had; but he takes a very 'different method of displaying it. Both, however, display, not enjoy, their wealth, and draw equal 'satisfaction from the consequence derived from it in the opinion of others. The father kept guineas in his coffers which he never used; the son changes, indeed, the species of property, but has just as little the power of using it. He keeps horses in his stable, mistresses in lodgings, and servants in livery, to no better purpose than his father did guineas. He gives dinners, at which he eats made dishes that he detests, and drinks Champaigne and Bur

gundy, instead of his old beverage of port and punch, till he is sick, because they are the dishes and drink of great and rich men. The son's situation has the advantage of brilliancy, but the father's was more likely to be permanent; he was daily growing richer with the aspect of poverty; his son is daily growing poorer, with the appear⚫ance of wealth.

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It is impossible to enumerate the pranks which the sudden acquisition of riches, joined to this desire of Figure-making, sets people a-playing. • There is nothing so absurd or extravagant, which riches, in the hands of a weak man, will not tempt ⚫ him to commit, from the mere idea of enjoying •his money in the way of exhibition. Nay, this will happen to persons of whose sense and discretion the "world had formerly a high opinion, even where that opinion was a just one; for wealth often makes fools where it does not find them.'-My friend, happening to cast his eye towards me at that mo ment, discovered a smile on my countenance : "You are thinking now,' said he, that you and I 'could endure being left twenty or thirty thousand 'pounds notwithstanding the truth of my observa. 'tion.'-'It would spoil your lecture,' I replied; but you may go on in the mean time.'-He took the pinch of snuff which my remark had stopped in its progress towards his nose, and went on.

From this motive of Figure-making,' continued he, turning to the ladies of the company, Beauty puts on her airs, and Wit labours for a bon mot, till 'the first becomes ugly, and the latter tiresome. You may have frequently observed Betsy Ogle, in a company of her ordinary acquaintance, look charmingly, because she did not care how she look'ed, till the appearance of a gentleman, with a fine coat or a title, has set her a-tossing her head, rol

'ling her eyes, biting her lips, twisting he and bringing her whole figure to bear up 'till the expression of her countenance beca 'fect folly, and her attitudes downright dis

In the same way our friend Ned Glib, (w 'more wit than any man I know, could learn the economy of it,) when some happy ' of humour have given him credit with him the company, will set out full tilt, mim caricaturing, punning, and story-telling, til body present wishes him dumb, and looks g 'proportion as he laughs.

That wit and beauty should be desirous o ing a figure, is not to be wondered at, adm being the very province they contend for. folly and ugliness should thrust themselves forw public notice, might be matter of surprise, not recollect that their owners most probably 'themselves witty and handsome. In these, i as in many other instances, it unfortunately pens, that people are strangely bent upon m a figure in those very departments, where have least chance of succeeding.

But there is a species of animal, several of must have fallen under the notice of every 'present, which it is difficult to class, either a the witty or the foolish, the clever or the dul wise or the mad, who, of all others, have the g est propensity to Figure-making. Nature see: have made them up in haste, and to have pu 'different ingredients, above referred to, into 'composition at random. They are more com

in such a place as this, than in a more exte 'sphere; like some vermin, that breed in ponds ' rivulets, which a larger stream or lake would 'stroy. Our circle is just large enough to give t talents room, and small enough to be affected