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alliance with the family of a Scotch peer and a Highland chieftain. Their jealous pride, and the suddenness of their passion, have all along borne ample testimony to the purity of their lineage. Sir Eustace himself fought four duels, and was twice run through the body. In Sir Ralph's veins, this spirit, though somewhat mitigated by his father's marriage with one, who, as it is whispered, had once served him in the capacity of dairy-maid, is far from being extinct. In his youth, he experienced the vengeance of the law, for beating a merchant of the same surname, who, without just title, claimed kindred with him, and assumed the arms of his family. I have heard too, that he himself was once soundly peppered by a gentlemen of small fortune, whose gun Sir Ralph had attempted to seize upon his own ground, under pretence of his being unqualified to carry one. Though now old, he is still noted for his tenacious adherence to all his pretensions, the ceremonious politeness with which he receives the great gentry, and his supercilious treatment of all those who are not entitled to that name........But to go on with my story. Soon after my succession, being on a visit to another neighbour, Mr. B : I found him with his wife preparing to depart, in great form, for the seat of my adversary, to whom they are anually in use of paying their respects. Being ignorant of my situation, they pressed me much to accompany them; and I, desirous to please them, Sir, and not knowing how to excuse myself, at the same time thinking it unreasonable that I should be at enmity with the man whom I did not know, merely because we were at law together, was prevailed on to comply.

In a long avenue of lofty elms, terminated at one end by a large iron gate, at the top of which the family arms are worked, and at the other, by the mansion-house, a large old-fashioned building, with

a moat and turrets, we overtook the knight himself returning from a ride. He seemed to be about sixty, but retained a robust make and florid complexion. He was seated on a superb saddle, with holsters, and a housing of fur: he rode a longtailed horse, which had once been grey, but had had now become white with age; and was attended at a due distance, by a sedate elderly looking ser. vant, in an ample livery surtout, mounted on a black dock-tailed coach-nag. No sooner had he perceived us, than he pushed on at a gallop, that he might be ready to present himself upon the platform of a large outer stone stair, to pay his compliments upon our arrival. I was introduced to him as his new neighbour Mr. Softly ; but the moment the name reached his ears, the blood rushed into his face, and eyeing me with a look of indignation, he turned upon his heel, and left me. At this I was a good deal nettled (for I do not want spirit), and wished to retire : but, perceiving that my horse had been led into the stable, and that I must pass through a crowd of servants who were laughing at my reception, I thought it might be just as good to go on, and so followed them into the great hall. This was a large room, wainscoted with oak, and decorated with some portaits, a map of the estate, a tree of the family descent, beside a spear and a cross-bow, which ha been borne,

suppose by some of the. knight's progenitors. Here we were received by Miss Primrose Holdencourt, his sister, a maiden lady of fifty-five, who, ever since the death of his wife, has done the honours of his table. To her I made a profound bow, of which she took no notice, unless by bridling up her head and tossing a look of disdain at me.

Our present company, besides the persons already mentioned, consisted of the knight's agent or attorney, and the parson of the parish. The two

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latter, who, for some reason or other, had all along kept standing together by one of the windows near the door, were banished, upon

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appearance of dinner, to a bye-table in a corner of the room, where I likewise, finding no place unoccupied at the other table, was obliged to take my seat. But, for this disgrace, I was soon comforted by the goodhumour and facetiousness of the attorney (who seemed to take a liking for me), as well as by some excellent ale, in which we both, along with the parson, participated pretty liberally. We had no communication with the other table, unless by an overture of mine towards a reconciliation with Miss Primrose, by drinking her health, which met with a very ungracious reception. We had, however, no great cause lo envy their conversation, as it consisted chiefly of some annotations by her upon the tablelinen, in which the heads of the twelve apostles, and some worthies of the family, were woven ; besides a history from the knight, of some exploits performed by the latter. Dinner being removed, and the ladies retiring along with it, the other table was naturally compelled to an union with our's; which, however, did not take place without strong marks of repugnance on the part of the knight. These became still more and more manifest, as the liquor elevated his pride; he pushed the bottle past me, neglected to require my toast, and every now and then eyed me over his shoulder, with a look of the utmost jealousy and aversion. I did not value the looks of him or any other man a farthing ; so 1 kept my seat manfully. In a short time, my friend Mr. B. having, for some purpose or other, left the room, the attorney, with an appearance of great candour and cordiality, enquired of me, whether that unhappy contest relative to the farm of Oxentown were drawing to an issue ? « Nothing that :56 depends on my will for that purpose shall be

« wanting," answered I. “ You allow, then," immediately interposed the knight, “ that the lands “ of Harrow-field make part of my barony of Acre“ dale : you are at last become, sensible of the jusotice of my claims.” “I am glad of it, heartily “ glad of it,” rejoined the attorney; but, indeed, “it is impossible to doubt of it, for”....and here he began a long dissertation, so full of law-terms and bad Latin, that I did not understand a word of it, which he finished with, “ From all which, it is luce " clarius, that the lands belong to Sir Ralph.” “ most assuredly,” echoed the parson.

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dear Sir, do you mean to renounce your claim?" “resumed the attorney. All this, Mr. Mirror, passed with so much rapidity, that I had no time for recollection or reply. Nothing could be farther from my intention, than totally to surrender my claim ; an amicable accommodation was all that I meant to hint at. But what could I do, Mr. Mirror ? My friend, who might have supported me, had left the room ; I had no answer ready to the attorney's argument; the whole company concurred in regarding my claim as groundless ; my meaning had been misunderstood, and an explanation, besides exposing me to their resentment (but that I did not value a straw) would have subjected me to the suspicion of insincerity and loose dealing. Still, however, I was loth thus to play away so considerable a part of my inheritance. After hesitating a little while, awkward and embarrassed between these opposite motives, I did at last resolve to undeceive them, and had actually begun to meditate an address for that purpose, which I do believe I should have delivered, when the attorney, slapping me on the shoulder with one hand, and stretching out the other to me, with an air of the greatest cordiality, cut me short, “ What say you, Mr. Softly ? fast bind "fast find; what say you to finishing the matter

“ immediately?” This proposal being quite unexpected, utterly disconcerted me. Between surprise, embarrassment, and the desire of relieving myself by a decision one way or other, seeing them at the same time, full of expectations, I hastily, alınost without knowing what I did, took him by the hand, and answered, “Sir, with all my heart.'

In short, Mr. Mirror, paper, pen, and ink, were called for, and a deed drawn out, which I instantly executed. The knight, immediately after, coming up to me shook me by the hand, and commanding a bumper to my health, desired and insisted to see me osten at Castle Holdencourt.

Being naturally of an easy temper, and seeing that the matter could not be mended, touched at the same time with the satisfaction it had diffused, I soon, in some degree, regained my good humour. More wine was called for repeatedly; and next morning I found myself at my friend Mr. B.'s house, without knowing how or when I had been transported to it.

Upon serious deliberation, however, and after some conversation upon the subject with my wife, I am really vexed and dispirited with this affair. In making application to you, I have three views ; the first merely to disburden my mind by telling the story (I fear it is a dull and tedious one); the second, to learn from any of your readers who is at the bar, whether my facility be a ground for reducing my consent ? the third, to warn persons of a similiar disposition from going into company with their adversaries in a law-suit.

I am, Sir, yours, &c.

SIMON SOFTLY.

As I sincerely sympathize with Mr. Softly in his distress, I have published his letter for the purpose mentioned in its conclusion, to disburden his mind.

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