Wife. Good sir, by all our vows I do beseech you, Show me the true cause of your discontent. Hus. Money, money, money; and thou must supply me. Yet what is mine, either in rings or jewels, Use to your own desire; but I beseech you, Hus. Puh! bastards, bastards, bastards; begot in tricks, begot in tricks. Wife. Heaven knows how those words wrong me: but I may O call to mind your lands already mortgag'd, At the university in bonds for you, Like to be seiz`d upon; and Hus. Have done, thou harlot, Whom, though for fashion-sake I married, I never could abide. Think'st thou, thy words Shall it be said in all societies, That I broke custom? that I flagg'd in money? No, those thy jewels I will play as freely As when my state was fullest. Hus. Nay, I protest (and take that for an earnest), I will for ever hold thee in contempt, And never touch the sheets that cover thee, But be divorc'd in bed, till thou consent Wife. Sir, do but turn a gentle eye on me, Hus. Look it be done. Shall I want dust, And like a slave wear nothing in my pockets [Spurns her. [Holds his hands in his pockets. But my bare hands, to fill them up with nails? [Exit. Hus. Speedily, speedily. I hate the very hour I chose a wife: A trouble, trouble! Three children, like three evils, Strumpet and bastards! Enter three Gentlemen. 1 Gent. Still do these loathsome thoughts jar on your tongue? Yourself to stain the honour of your wife, Nobly descended? Those whom men call mad, That wounds himself; whose own words do proclaim It is not fit; I pray, forsake it. 2 Gent. Good sir, let modesty reprove you. 3 Gent. Let honest kindness sway so much with you. Hus. Good den; I thank you, sir; how do you? Adieu! I am glad to see you. Farewell instructions, admonitions. [Exeunt Gentlemen. Enter a Servant. How now, sirrah? What would you? Ser. Only to certify you, sir, that my mistress was met by the way, by them who were sent for her up to London by her honourable uncle, your worship's late guardian. Hus. So, sir, then she is gone; and so may you be; But let her look the thing be done she wots of, Or hell will stand more pleasant than her house [Exit Servant. Enter a Gentleman. No, nor I. Gent. Well or ill met, I care not. Gent. I am come with confidence to chide you. Chide me? Do 't finely then; let it not move me : Who? me? Gent. Strike thine own follies, for 't is they deserve To be well beaten. We are now in private; There's none but thou and I. Thou art fond and peevish; Lie now both sick of a consumption: I am sorry for thee. That man spends with shame, Which were our country monuments, our grace, The spring-time of thy youth did fairly promise It scarce can enter into men's beliefs Such dearth should hang upon thee. We that see it Are sorry to believe it. In thy change, This voice into all places will be hurl'd Thou and the devil have deceiv'd the world. Hus. I'll not endure thee. But of all the worst, Nay, then I know thee; Thou hast proclaim'd a strumpet. Hus. Gent. O ignoble thought! I am past my patient blood. Shall I stand idle, Hus. It has gall'd you, this; has it? No, monster; I will prove My thoughts did only tend to virtuous love. To lay thy hate upon the fruitful honour Base spirit, [They fight, and the HUSBAND is hurt. Hus. Have you got tricks? Are you in cunning with me? Gent. No, plain and right: He needs no cunning that for truth doth fight. [HUSBAND falls down. Hus. Hard fortune! am I levelled with the ground? Gent. Now, sir, you lie at mercy. Ay, you slave. Hus. [Exit. And makes my breast spit blood ;-but thou shalt bleed. Surely 't is want of money makes men weak: Ay, 't was that o'erthrew me : I'd ne'er been down else. [Exit. SCENE III.-Another Room in the same. Enter WIFE, in a riding suit, and a Servant. Ser. 'Faith, mistress, if it might not be presumption In me to tell you so, for his excuse You had small reason, knowing his abuse. Wife. I grant I had; but, alas, Why should our faults at home be spread abroad? Had number'd all his follies: Knew of his mortgag'd lands, his friends in bonds, "T would have confounded every thought of good: To all his stooping fortunes. 'T will be a means, I hope, To make new league between us, and redeem His virtues with his lands. Ser. I should think so, mistress. If he should not now be kind to you, and love you, and cherish you up, I should think the devil himself kept open house in him. Wife. I doubt not but he will. Now prithee leave me; I think I hear him coming. Ser. I am gone. [Exit. Wife. By this good means I shall preserve my lands, And free my husband out of usurers' hands. Now there's no need of sale; my uncle's kind : I hope, if aught, this will content his mind. Here comes my husband. Enter HUSBAND. Hus. Now, are you come? Where's the money? Let's see the money. Is the rubbish sold? those wise-acres, your lands? Why, when? The money? Where is it? Pour it down; down with it, down with it: I say pour 't on the ground; let's see it, let's see it. Wife. Good sir, keep but in patience, and I hope my words shall like you well. I bring you better comfort than the sale of my dowry. Hus. Ha! what's that? Wife. Pray do not fright me, sir, but vouchsafe me hearing. My uncle, glad of your kindness to me and mild usage (for so I made it to him), hath, in pity of your declining fortunes, provided a place for you at court, of worth and credit; which so much overjoy'd me Hus. Out on thee, filth! over and overjoyed, when I'm in torment? [Spurns her.] Thou politic whore, subtiler than nine devils, was this thy journey to nunck? to set down the history of me, of my state and fortunes? Shall I, that dedicated myself to pleasure, be now confined in service? to crouch and stand like an old man i' the hams, my hat off? I that could never abide to uncover my head i' the church? Base slut! this fruit bear thy complaints. Wife. O, heaven knows That my complaints were praises, and best words, Of you and your estate. Only, my friends Knew of your mortgag'd lands, and were possess'd If you suspect it but a plot in me, To keep my dowry, or for mine own good, Or my poor children's, (though it suits a mother Give me but pleasant looks, and modest words. Enter a Servant hastily. What the devil! How now! thy hasty news? Ser. May it please you, sir [Draws a dagger. Hus. What! may I not look upon my dagger? Speak, villain, or I will execute the point on thee: Quick, short. Ser. Why, sir, a gentleman from the university stays below to speak with you. [Erit. Hus. From the university? so; university :-that long word runs through me. [Exit. Wife. Was ever wife so wretchedly beset? Had not this news stepp'd in between, the point Had offer'd violence unto my breast. That which some women call great misery Would show but little here; would scarce be seen For wretched fortunes, with all wives that are. |