They decreed that he should wear With the roughness of a hound, While they pinched his giant frame, With a scorn for lordly gifts, But the spell was to be moved, Shall I tell you how he wrought, Of his gallant deeds, but few, He a humble dwelling stocked Was the door. An old dame-not over-kind With a simple negro clown, Though he kept them all by work, When this goodly man was old, In a bitter London street Who had died Of the cruel, cruel cold, He was torn by illness' wrack, Safe away, Through the streets without a fear- And, for reasons strange to you, But the Doctor (so he's named), And his noble task performed, Shall I tell you the reward Of this Christian Greatheart's sword? 'Twas that sovereign and lord, Sage and fool, At his bearing checked their mirth— And beneath the bearish skin In their hearts they made him room, Oh! my little fairy girl, Learn, like him, to stand the test, (From "The Welcome Guest.") THE BACHELOR'S THERMOMETER. [James Smith was born in London, Feb. 10th, 1775; he was the son of Robert Smith, Esq., solicitor to the Board of Ordnance, and elder brother of Horace Smith, the celebrated novelist. He was ultimately taken into partnership with his father, and succeeded to his official appointments. He was the joint author, with his brother Horace, of the celebrated "Rejected Addresses," and wrote light articles for several periodicals of the day, as well as supplying the elder Mathews, the actor, with material for his popular "At Home." The literary ambition of James did not extend beyond middle life, while his brother continued a worker at the craft to the end of his career. He died in 1839, Horace surviving him ten years.] ÆTATIS 30. Looked back through a vista of ten years. Remembered that, at twenty, I looked upon a man of thirty as a middle-aged man; wondered at my error, and protracted the middle age to forty. Said to myself, "Forty is the age of wisdom." Reflected generally upon past life; wished myself twenty again; and exclaimed, "If I were but twenty, what a scholar I would be by thirty! but it's too late now." Looked in the glass; still youthful, but getting rather fat. Young says, "a fool at forty is a fool indeed;" forty, therefore, must be the age of wisdom. 31. Read in the Morning Chronicle, that a watchmaker in Paris, aged thirty-one, had shot himself for love. More fool the watchmaker! Agreed that nobody fell in love after twenty. Quoted Sterne, "The expression fall in love, evidently shows love to be beneath a man." Went to Drury-lane: saw Miss Crotch in Rosetta, and fell in love with her. Received her ultimatum : none but matrimonians need apply. Was three months making up my mind (a long time for making up such a little parcel), when Kitty Crotch eloped with Lord Buskin. Pretended to be very glad. Took three turns up and down library, and looked in glass. Getting rather fat and florid. Met a friend in Gray's Inn, who said, I was evidently in rude health. Thought the compliment ruder than the health. 32. Passion for dancing rather on the decline. Voted sitting out play and farce one of the impossibilities. Still in stage-box three nights per week. Sympathized with the public in vexation occasioned by non-attendance the other three: can't please everybody. Began to wonder at the pleasure of kicking one's heels on a chalked floor till four in the morning. Sold bay mare, who reared at three carriages, and shook me out of the saddle. Thought saddle-making rather worse than formerly. Hair growing thin. Bought a bottle of Tricosian fluid. Mem. "a flattering unction." 33. Hair thinner. Serious thoughts of a wig. Met Colonel Buckhorse, who wears one. Devil in a bush. Serious thoughts of letting it alone. Met a fellow Etonian in the Green Park, who told me I wore well; |