SOME of the BREAD with which the French fed their prisoners of war, having been brought to this Country, was analyzed by the direction of LORD GRENVILLE; and found to have been made of horse-beans, together with some ingredients of a coarser quality, mixed with a certain proportion of common Sand, EPIGRAM. SAY why with SAND, instead of Wheat, 'Tis but to execute her threat: SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS* all angels supposes Sure to help a lame Saint o'er a stile is no sin! * A celebrated teacher of school-divinity in the universities of Italy, about the middle of the thirteenth century, commonly called the Angelical Doctor. MONODY ON THE DEATH OF DICK, AN ACADEMICAL CAT. -MI-CAT inter omnes.-Hor. Carm. lib. i. ode 12, Ye Rats, in triumph elevate your ears! E Exult, ye Mice!-for Fate's abhorred shears Mortals, and mortal Cats, in Charon's boat: Fate, who Cats, Dogs, and Doctors makes his prize That grace Great Britain's Universities. Where were ye, nymphs,—when to the silent coast Of gloomy Acheron DICK travell'd post ? Where were ye, Muses, in that deathful hour?→→ Where Science sends her sons in stockings blue To barter praise for soup with Montague ? For not on Isis' classic shores ye stray'd, Nor brew'd with Cherwell's wave your lemonade; Where learning sleeps on Bodley's groaning shelves; While venal Cats (leagued with degenerate curs, Of faded prudes the four-legg'd pensioners) On the soft sofa rang'd in order due, For eleemosynary muffin mew, Regardless of the meed that Fame bestows, Their tail a feather for each wind that blows; Thee, generous DICK, the Cat-controlling powers Ordain'd to mouse in academic bower's: Bade thee the sacred stream of sapience sip, And in Piërean cream thy whiskers dip! Enshrin'd celestial cateries among, The sable matron, from whose loins he sprung, "Let Cats and Catlings of ignoble line "Slumber in bee-hive chairs, in dairies dine; "Shun thou the shades of Cat-enfeebling ease! "Watch o'er the weal of Rhedycinian cheese; "The melting marble of collegiate brawn "For heads of houses guard, and lords in lawn; "And keep each recreant rat and mouse in awe "That dares to shew his nose in Golgotha.* 0 Golgotha," the place of a scull," a name ludicrously appropriated to the place in which the Heads of Colleges assemble. |